President Obama Smacks Down Climate Denial Idiocy At Commencement Address

[DONNIEP]

It's a British thing, it's what you do if there are strict gun controls.

If you tell me that you guys have gone back to using swords, I am moving to Scotland! It's where my family's from anyway. I am Donnie Macleod, of the Clan Macleod! Or was it Klan Macleod...I can't remember..

[vandeleur]

Yes , weapons are banned . It's like we are a civilisation . Try it it's fun

[Kristy]

Another great but clueless Donnie Most...er, post.


I need to get high.

[DONNIEP]

Another great but clueless Donnie Most...er, post.


I need to get high.

You know you love me.

[DONNIEP]

Yes , weapons are banned . It's like we are a civilisation . Try it it's fun

Fuck that!

Scotland - prepare ye'selves! I am coming home!!!!!!!!!!!

[vandeleur]

Yeah , funny film the Scotsman plays an Egyptian Spanish bloke whilst the French man plays a jock with an iffy accent .

[Anonymous]

There's still beer bottles, or, at the very least, pointy sticks.

The grate thing about humans is, they'll always find something to kill each other with.

It's just that your cock feels immeasurably bigger whilst holding an assault rifle than it does holding a pointy stick.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

Yeah , funny film the Scotsman plays an Egyptian Spanish bloke whilst the French man plays a jock with an iffy accent .

Oh, Kirk Cameron did not die upon the cross for you to be spouting this nonsense!! Now, take up your sword and let's go burn down a village and force ourselves upon some lasses!

[vandeleur]

It's the England game tonight mate , brown ale then were invading Uruguay ....... Or the chippie for chips and flash my nob

[Kristy]

Speaking of violence, ghey things and retro TV. My application to attend The University Of Denver in the Fall of 2014 feel through yesterday. Fuck me!!!!


I know to many of you the place looks like "uwn of 'dem fancy book lurnin schools" and you retards would be right.

But the more fancier the place the more student debt you accrue.

Again, fuck me.

[Anonymous]

If you tell me that you guys have gone back to using swords, I am moving to Scotland! It's where my family's from anyway. I am Donnie Macleod, of the Clan Macleod! Or was it Klan Macleod...I can't remember..

I have a Claymore. A proper, steel, masterwork, extremely well balanced Claymore.

I can hold that thing with one hand, that's how good it is.

1.5 metres of blade. If I wasn't so confused about my sexuality, I'd move to Scotland, but the skirt thing... well, I never heard of a Scottish tranny, anyway, so...

Still, my cock is already good sized while unarmed. When I hold my Claymore, elephants all over the world look on with jealousy.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

But the more fancier the place the more student debt you accrue.

Again, fuck me.

I shall deflower you on the south lawn!!

[vandeleur]

People who brag about cock size on the interwebble ...... Just saying

[Kristy]

That would be great but they don't allow Walmart trash to come anywhere near the campus.

[DONNIEP]

I have a Claymore. A proper, steel, masterwork, extremely well balanced Claymore.

I can hold that thing with one hand, that's how good it is.

1.5 metres of blade.

Cheers!

We shall cross swords at midnight, just before we take the village!! Or we could just hang out, you know, no big deal, just two dudes in skirts, crossing our swords, all hot and sweaty. I mean, it's not like it's gay or anything. Just two dudes admiring swords.