The Government Is Cracking Down on School Bake Sales

[Kristy]

To the American youth of 2013:


Fuck you. And fuck your parents.

[DONNIEP]

If my kid looked like that I wouldn't take her out in public. Do they still have those Fat Camps you can send your kids to? Cause that fucker needs to catch the next bus.

[binnie]

I think that fucker needs to WALK

[Kristy]

He'll be fucking dead via stroke by the time he is 15.

[Kristy]

Titus is right (start at @1:05-ish) - especially about men. When did men stop being men?

[DONNIEP]

The sad thing is food stamps cover every single thing he's eating. I see people swiping that EBT card almost every time I go grocery shopping and that's the kind of shit they buy, overwhelmingly junk food and anybody that says "No they don't" can suck my balls. Gummy snacks, 13 bottles of orange soda, potato chips out the ass, ice cream, you name it. Hell, I was in line last month behind this woman about my age and her teenage daughter who had her 2 little kids with her. And that was pretty much all they bought. And some cheap steaks. And honest to God, the teenage daughter says "Oh we forgot to get cereal" and her mother says "Hell, they can eat ice cream for breakfast." And that's what I'm paying for, ice cream for fucking breakfast...

[Kristy]

The sad thing is food stamps cover every single thing he's eating. I see people swiping that EBT card almost every time I go grocery shopping and that's the kind of shit they buy, overwhelmingly junk food and anybody that says "No they don't" can suck my balls.

No, you can suck my balls. How many times have I told you to quit shopping at Walmart? Isn't there anything slightly more upscale where you live, like the Dollar Tree?

[DONNIEP]

No, you can suck my balls. How many times have I told you to quit shopping at Walmart? Isn't there anything slightly more upscale where you live, like the Dollar Tree?

Actually, and don't tell anybody this, I do most of my grocery shopping at Ingles, which is waayyyy more upscale. But for some reason, they allow these same people to shop there too.

[Kristy]

Oh, you mean poor people? Makes me wonder how many times you and Trollvis have crossed paths there.

[DONNIEP]

Oh, you mean poor people? Makes me wonder how many times you and Trollvis have crossed paths there.

Elvis shopping for food in a grocery store? Hahahahahahaah! That'll be the day...

[vandeleur]

He'll be fucking dead via stroke by the time he is 15.

Sad thing is he won't , at 15 he will sit on an Internet forum all day and talk bullshit

[Kristy]

Elvis yes, Trollvis, no.

[Kristy]

Sad thing is he won't , at 15 he will sit on an Internet forum all day and talk bullshit

No idea on what you could be talking about. All clicks and pops to me.

[vandeleur]

He has a look of old rock Hudson in that pic .

[DONNIEP]

Sad thing is he won't , at 15 he will sit on an Internet forum all day and talk bullshit

Nah, kids these days do fagbook, not message boards. Their little sugar soaked minds can't keep up with a conversation that might last for days, or years.