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Dude - this wasn't a "bit of ugly". This was the whole damn sack of ugly. I mean I'm all in my "welcome to Donnie's World" mode and this chick turns around and I nearly said "Aww...dammit! You're ugly as hell!"
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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Well exactly, she's probably skinny in US terms.
On vacation the other week there was an African American woman who I had to literally route plan around while catching a train in Italy. Instead of just passing her I had to turn 90 degrees to the left, walk for a while and then turn again to get around her.
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Never seen The Office. But I can tell you this - you put 120 something people together in a building, working closely, day after day, and half of em are gonna be fucking each other. Married, not married, who cares. It's just how it is. And people say "Never dip your pen in the company ink". But I always said if the company is providing all this ink....American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Oh what a tangled web we weave. Tell the truth or enable, that's the question.In real life of course this is an insanely dangerous topic to discuss in public.
Like for example your skinny girl when they get to 40 may go haggard and old looking especially if she smokes but that is no reason to go fat either.
Or that the obsessive about their weight girls are maybe less good in bed or less fun?
The whole thing is a minefield of generalizations and trueisms...
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She probably was. But I don't think I could get drunk enough to see the inside of her cooch. Ok, so I could get drunk enough. But damn man, you sure as hell wouldn't want to wake up with a hangover, a sore dick, and staring into that face first thing in the morning..American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Me and the wife went to new york a few years back and there was some huge people , I mean giant . Once you think about how these people just go through every day things its a bit gross.Well exactly, she's probably skinny in US terms.
On vacation the other week there was an African American woman who I had to literally route plan around while catching a train in Italy. Instead of just passing her I had to turn 90 degrees to the left, walk for a while and then turn again to get around her.
It was extraordinary.fuck your fucking framingComment
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Yea I know. The strangest things happen on business trips. Frankly I'm glad it's just me and some business partners. That office thing was plenty of fun when I was younger and not taken. I loved business trips then and there was no TSA bullshit.
Business trips are kind of like remote shoots in the movie industry. What happens on the shoot stays on the shoot.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I have friends who I don't understand how they can fuck.
I mean that mechanically. Of course maybe the guy is hung like an anteater...
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I think Warf sent me a link to some fat porn once. Holy hell it was horrible. Some humongous whore with a freaking midget. Disturbing doesn't come close to describing it. And yes, I watched the whole damn thing.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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