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As my good friend Marx remarked (Karl, not Richard), "Religion is the opiate of the masses." Indeed, organized religions have been responsible for much more suffering in this world than salvation. But as a Catholic, I will not tempt my fate with my Maker or risk purgatory in expounding my own unique belief system, other than to say:
WE ARE AN ALIEN EXPERIMENT!!!! Look, it's quite simple. The Uber-Aliens, as I call them, came down to Earth millions of years ago, saw that the dinosaurs were a pretty dull lot, and wiped them the fook out! Once they had properly 'cleansed' the Earth, they conducted various cross-mating experiments with the small mammals that survived the 'extinction' and eventually happened upon a fairly unique mix of primate and alien DNA resulting in modern man.
They come back every few thousand years to survey the land, check on the results of their experiments and basically keep tabs on how we're doing. Sorta like, how should I put it... an ALIEN ANT FARM! No relation to the band....
Anyhoo... the aliens have been causing wailiing and gnashing of teeth for millenia. They are described as angels riding firey chariots in Ezekiel.... Moses, Abraham, David, even Jesus... you guessed it... all ALIENS!!!! Religion was just "Aliens for Dummies" earthling-style. Religion was a great substitute for reasoning and examination of empirical data. With the Enlightenment, alien-bred mankind got full of itself, thinking nothing was beyond human comprehension or rational explanation... and religion, the Bible, the whole ball of wax started to fall into disfavor... plus, when the landlord (Jesus) is gone for so long, people just start treating the world like they have run-of-house and can fuck up the environment, enslave and kill each other, etc. But the aliens will be back, maybe even a-la-Independence Day... but having been privy to that movie's plot, they won't make the mistake of using our satellite systems or of pissing off Will Smith.... BUT.... they will be back, and they'll right the wrongs, and vaporize the sub-optimal 'sinners' and bring the 'holy folk' back to Centauri 7 or wherever the hell they make their homes... and that will be the 'heaven' we've all read about...
As for all the Bible research.. it is interesting indeed, if only from a historical and literary standpoint. But Roswell, NM holds more answers than the Bible, and that's where FORD and I agree, I daresay.... lmao
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WE ARE AN ALIEN EXPERIMENT!!!! Look, it's quite simple. The Uber-Aliens, as I call them, came down to Earth millions of years ago, saw that the dinosaurs were a pretty dull lot, and wiped them the fook out! Once they had properly 'cleansed' the Earth, they conducted various cross-mating experiments with the small mammals that survived the 'extinction' and eventually happened upon a fairly unique mix of primate and alien DNA resulting in modern man.
They come back every few thousand years to survey the land, check on the results of their experiments and basically keep tabs on how we're doing. Sorta like, how should I put it... an ALIEN ANT FARM! No relation to the band....
Anyhoo... the aliens have been causing wailiing and gnashing of teeth for millenia. They are described as angels riding firey chariots in Ezekiel.... Moses, Abraham, David, even Jesus... you guessed it... all ALIENS!!!! Religion was just "Aliens for Dummies" earthling-style. Religion was a great substitute for reasoning and examination of empirical data. With the Enlightenment, alien-bred mankind got full of itself, thinking nothing was beyond human comprehension or rational explanation... and religion, the Bible, the whole ball of wax started to fall into disfavor... plus, when the landlord (Jesus) is gone for so long, people just start treating the world like they have run-of-house and can fuck up the environment, enslave and kill each other, etc. But the aliens will be back, maybe even a-la-Independence Day... but having been privy to that movie's plot, they won't make the mistake of using our satellite systems or of pissing off Will Smith.... BUT.... they will be back, and they'll right the wrongs, and vaporize the sub-optimal 'sinners' and bring the 'holy folk' back to Centauri 7 or wherever the hell they make their homes... and that will be the 'heaven' we've all read about...
As for all the Bible research.. it is interesting indeed, if only from a historical and literary standpoint. But Roswell, NM holds more answers than the Bible, and that's where FORD and I agree, I daresay.... lmao
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