Filthy Lying Murderous Cunt

[FORD]

I was mearly defending ford and had not equated his shit music taste or poor beer choices to other posters.
Although now I have decided to vote for Ernie sandwich and tomorrow at the local boozer I will of course be drinking daffodil lager.

No such thing as Lager actually made from daffodils as far as I know, but of course I had to look it up to be sure. This is as close as I could find.....



Bask in the mesmerizing alpenglow of Horny Blonde’s daffodil hue while a pragmatic head disseminates notes of banana, vanilla, wheat, and cracker. Savor the light-bodied moderately carbonated semi-tart introduction. Adapt quickly as bready malts create a creamy cereal quality along with crisp hops and a touch of honey. A dry finish rounds of the experience.

Horny Blonde is a great refreshing lake beer with a mass appeal. This summer lager should be a permanent resident in your cooler.

http://www.summerbeerreview.com/blonde-summer-beer

I've never heard of this beer before, let alone tried it, so that's not an endorsement. Besides, I usually prefer Stouts or IPA over lagers anyway.

[Anonymous]

while a pragmatic head disseminates notes of banana, vanilla

I've never heard of this beer before, let alone tried it

Sure you haven't. Of course not.

[FORD]

I might try it once, if it were available around here. But with that description, I'd be tempted to pour it over a bowl of cereal rather than drink it out of the bottle like a usual beer.

[Anonymous]

I might try it once, if it were available around here.

[cadaverdog]

I might try it once, if it were available around here.

Angel was saying most of the indigenous people up there are bi. You could head up there and check it out. Are you looking to pitch, catch or suck some dick?

[DONNIEP]

Angel was saying most of the indigenous people up there are bi. You could head up there and check it out. Are you looking to pitch, catch or suck some dick?

I still don't get all that. If the bi-saxuals were treated special then why didn't everybody pretend to be bi? Hell, they woulda called me Chief Flaming Bawllz I woulda acted so gay and then I woulda banged every hot squaw in the village. Or tribe or whatever the hell they called it.

[Anonymous]

I still don't get all that. If the bi-saxuals were treated special then why didn't everybody pretend to be bi? Hell, they woulda called me Chief Flaming Bawllz I woulda acted so gay and then I woulda banged every hot squaw in the village. Or tribe or whatever the hell they called it.

I believe you'd have to suck off at least half the village before they made you a queen & started giving you "special gifts".

They were savages, not retards.

[DONNIEP]

I believe you'd have to suck off at least half the village before they made you a queen & started giving you "special gifts".

They were savages, not retards.

Really? They gave away the whole goddamned country for a handful of shiny beads made in a Chinerese sweat shop. They weren't MENSA candidates. I don't think it would take much to fool them.

[Anonymous]

Primo, they couldn't begin to imagine such a thing as a Chinese sweat shop.

Secondo, half of them were almost as gay as Freddie Mercury at the Rio Carnival & the beads were pretty.

[FORD]

Angel was saying most of the indigenous people up there are bi. You could head up there and check it out. Are you looking to pitch, catch or suck some dick?

I live in one of the most liberal cities in the country. If I had any inclination to switch teams, I wouldn't have to leave the country. Or even the city limits.

So it's not an issue of supply but rather of demand. As in, I'm not looking for it. Not that there's anything wrong with that......

[jacksmar]

I live in one of the most liberal cities in the country. If I had any inclination to switch teams, I wouldn't have to leave the country. Or even the city limits.

So it's not an issue of supply but rather of demand. As in, I'm not looking for it. Not that there's anything wrong with that......

FORD, even if BS is your dream mystery date,

every, and i mean EVERY leftist commie lib in U.S. will be voting for the vagisil broad if nominated. it's not even up for debate.............

[jacksmar]

and for WINGER fans............

[Anonymous]

and for WINGER fans............

Jacksmar, you may be an asshole, but at least you're a COOL asshole, unlike FROD, who is a LAME asshole.

And I don't even like Winger.

[DONNIEP]

and for WINGER fans............

That's a kick ass song.

And guess what? They put their demos out for sale. And Van Failin did what? Nothing. Because they're fags.

[FORD]

Spamming a Hillcunt thread with Winger videos..... somehow seems logical.