The "I'm A Troll Ballwasher And So Can You" Nonsensical Musical Crappola Thread

[Diamondjimi]

Yup, that's Toronto alrightee.. DiamondJimi's backyard grass already freezing over?

Actually it's around 50 degree's Farenheit in the daytime these days and looks like this where I live around this time of year...


Purdy, ain't it?

Ya still lightin tumbleweeds at night to keep warm under the overpass?

G-d I'm glad I didn't grow up in fucking Toronto.

Bit of an oxymoron there, Shorty.
Toronto needs another asshole like you as much as Cali needs another natural disaster...

[GAR]

pheh.. just thinking about Toronto is depressing. Isn't it like the 3rd highest per-capita suicide city in the world, after Portland, OR and St. Petersburgh, Florida?

I feel like shooting myself, thinkin' this over though I thought I'd ask you to shoot yourself and that way by proxy I'll feel better.

About Toronto. And so will Toronto.

[GAR]

Actually it... looks like this where I live around this time of year...

Purdy, ain't it?

Yeah, so is Free Desktop Wallpapers and Backgrounds where you leeched that pic from.. as you might say "uk-source FAIL" correct?

[Hardrock69]

I feel like shooting myself, thinkin' this over though I thought I'd ask you to shoot yourself and that way by proxy I'll feel better.

Please shoot yourself. Nobody cares how you feel, idiot. You would do the world a favor if you would go suck on a loaded .44 mag while playing with the trigger.

[Hardrock69]

Yeah, so is Free Desktop Wallpapers and Backgrounds where you leeched that pic from.. as you might say "uk-source FAIL" correct?

Christ you are stupid. Did he even remotely claim to have taken that photo?

Did he even remotely claim to have taken that photo where he lives?

Hello, DUMBASS!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Oh, I am sorry, as you were born a Mongoloid, you are in a constant state of communicatus-interruptus with the outside world:

[Satan]

How the fuck can you "bodysurf" in a library?

[kwame k]

How the fuck can you "bodysurf" in a library?

I thought there was a height restriction on who could legally bodysurf......kinda like the Amusement Park height restrictions.

[Diamondjimi]

Nice try Comb-over...

pheh.. just thinking about Toronto is depressing.

Sounds like it's the city you last saw your family in before the folks pulled the midnight move on ya. Yeah, I can see why it depresses you...

I feel like shooting myself...

Please do...

Yeah, so is Free Desktop Wallpapers and Backgrounds where you leeched that pic from.. as you might say "uk-source FAIL" correct?

Yeah, I guess it happens to be from a site from the UK.(More of your trademark useless information ) . It's a picture of the Credit River taken from this time of year, not far from where I live, Cumfart...
I was born in Toronto, but I could care less about the city.

So, about those tumbleweeds... How many do go through in a night?
Do you pack the 40 gallon drum full and throw it a match ?
Or do you simply crumple them up and make a pile?

[Diamondjimi]

Please shoot yourself. Nobody cares how you feel, idiot.

Yes, and do it on a live webcam. It'd be the funniest thing you could cuntribute 'round here...

You would do the world a favor if you would go suck on a loaded .44 mag while playing with the trigger.

Giver his track record he would fail at that too.

The only thing GAR sucks on has a purple helmet and burps babybatter...

[Nickdfresh]

I don't fit the stereotype one bit though. You however sound like the typical know-it-all, liberal, bratty NY'er.

Oh dude, you don't fit the "superstitious" stereotype?

And "sorry" I have sass! But at least get your stereotypes correct. I live in the state of New York, not the City. I live in a provincial--almost mid-western--city about 700 km west of the Big Apple. So your "liberal, bratty" cliche is a bit of a fail here. Especially since I'm pretty personally conservative (and don't argue on the internet that I should be able to fuck 14-year olds like you do)...

[Nickdfresh]

pheh.. just thinking about Toronto is depressing. Isn't it like the 3rd highest per-capita suicide city in the world, after Portland, OR and St. Petersburgh, Florida?

I feel like shooting myself, thinkin' this over though I thought I'd ask you to shoot yourself and that way by proxy I'll feel better.

About Toronto. And so will Toronto.

Asshole from "liberal" California says what? (and does nothing but bitch about where he lives)

Toronto's a great city (as much as it pains me to admit that)...

[Diamondjimi]

Gotta say the same for Buffalo. It sure has changed a lot since the 80's. It's the closest Guitar Center to where I live. I pop down there at least once a year.

[kwame k]

Had a great time seeing the Stones in Toronto, great city....good peeps!

[GAR]

Actually, it's a decent weight Alder body, and didn't sound bad as I recall. And I said STFU.

Can't make a silk purse outuva sow's ear, Junkzilla.

[jhale667]

I said STFU, and stop trying to derail threads.

Can't make a silk purse outuva sow's ear, Junkzilla.

Right. This from the prince of plywood... loser.