The "I'm A Troll Ballwasher And So Can You" Nonsensical Musical Crappola Thread

[GAR]

Has it occurred to you I might want to keep my original cabs as well?

I couldn't believe you were serious the first time you said this..

[jhale667]

Twat? Cun't hear you....

[Diamondjimi]

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[GAR]

I've owned exactly 4 sets of G12M-70s before.

Which means I have in my lifetime dislodged 4 sets of G12M-70s into the world, alone, hungry, homeless and ashamed of being unwanted.

Kinda like the above poster before me.

[GAR]

There is a worse Celestion: G12S-50. That's a piece of shit too.

[jhale667]

Translation:

I'm alone, hungry, homeless and ashamed of being unwanted.

Yeah, we know.

[GAR]

Graphically visual statement moved you that much, to edit it?

You musta been the only kid in class to laugh at his own jokes.

[jhale667]

Like you were the kid no one wanted to play with...a trend that continued into your adulthood...

[GAR]

I'd wouldn't play outside with the boys if I could play inside with the girls, a trend that's continued throughout the decade actually.

[jhale667]

[GAR]

See, maybe that's why you don't play with the girls.

Get a prescription!

[GAR]

.. or maybe playing inside with the girls is not in the schedule?

[jhale667]

When we said post pics, we meant your "gear", not your boyfriends....

OK, so... that's you in the back with the white wig before the full weight-gain set in, and JizzyStool, but who's the 3rd guy? Never mind, no one cares.


Chick-repellent.

You're boring me. Laters!

[GAR]

It's uncomfortable to know you checked these sweeties over for any recognition whatsoever.

[jhale667]

It was a guess, but thanks for confirming....