The "I'm A Troll Ballwasher And So Can You" Nonsensical Musical Crappola Thread

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Retards are easily amused, it's a fact... :tongue0011:


No insurance having, hockey-helmet wearing...troll.

/window lickin' fool

[kwame k]

Retards are easily amused, it's a fact... :tongue0011:


No insurance having, hockey-helmet wearing...troll.

...and not very original, either. Look at all the lies ButtFag's boyfriend told about how rich he is....

Plus, WTF does it even matter how much money you make and how many benefits you have.....none of that shit makes you a good person or buys you one minute of happiness.

[jhale667]

Nailed it.

...and not very original, either. Look at all the lies ButtFag's boyfriend told about how rich he is....

Plus, WTF does it even matter how much money you make and how many benefits you have.....none of that shit makes you a good person or buys you one minute of happiness.

Exactly, exactly... hence the sad little pissing contest he tried to start (only to make himself look more like an ass).

And happy, good people don't become pathetic, bitter trolls on message boards like they did.

[Blackflag]

Exactly, exactly... hence the sad little pissing contest he tried to start (only to make himself look more like an ass).

Uh...Hale, I'm pretty sure it was you that was making fun of my lack of benes. To what end, I'm not sure. I certainly didn't bring it up.

Wanna compare benefit packages, dumbass?

/owned

[jhale667]

Nope, you're the one who went there talking about jobs trying to deflect from the fact that the review you were trashing got published, stupid. You lose, as usual.

Any manufacturers pimping your shit? Didn't think so, bitch.



/perma-owned.








Admit it, you don't even have a job, much less benes...ready for your timeout?

[kwame k]

[Diamondjimi]

13 pages of Troll crushing. Outstanding work troops!

[Blackflag]

Nope, you're the one who went there talking about jobs trying to deflect from the fact that the review you were trashing got published, stupid. You lose, as usual.

Review I was trashing? What review? I never said anything about a review.

But you do work for "one of the largest companies in the world." So you must be right. About something.

[chefcraig]

Customers are constantly bringing me beer. I'd say that tops it.....

Well, they do that to me as well. Then I ring them up and hand them back their change after they give me their money.

[Blackflag]

I don't get free beer. I don't get tips, either. Fuck!!

[chefcraig]

Tell me about it. It goes right past me and straight out the door. Last time I got anything close to tip some guy put three cents in the ashtray for those short of exact change.

[jhale667]

Review I was trashing? What review? I never said anything about a review.

Yeah you did, you just lost track of which thread you were trolling...so I organized it all nice and neat for you in your playpen.

But you do work for "one of the largest companies in the world." So you must be right. About something.

Right I am. But certainly wasn't saying that part like it was a brag...



Still, world-class benes... Sorry, Buttflap.

[kwame k]

13 pages of Troll crushing. Outstanding work troops!

We're catching you guys in the Ace lie of the month thread

[kwame k]

Tell me about it. It goes right past me and straight out the door. Last time I got anything close to tip some guy put three cents in the ashtray for those short of exact change.

I told you I was sorry about putting that in there....I thought that was where the change went.

[chefcraig]

I told you I was sorry about putting that in there....I thought that was where the change went.

Yeah, sure...but did you have to say "Goodnight, Apu!" on your way out the door?