Which Spammy Van Hagar song proves Van Halen no longer exists ?

[DaveIsKing]

Can't Stop Lovin' You Sounds Like 90210...for sure.

I'd have to see the moment I put in 5150 and heard Spammy's screech...VAN HALEN was dead for me.

[Coyote]

"Love Walks In"... I start walkin

[Knucklebones]

That one with that video where it's all blue and has a shitty retirement home keyboard opening with people slow dancing around like fags and then some Dave wannabe but never will be comes in with a retarded scream.

[Nickdfresh]

I'll admit I had some hope despite "Love Walks In." But when I heard "Feels so (Gay)" on OU8 2, I was physically ill for a week.

[rob100]

Not Enough.

In fact that whole Balance album.

[Terry]

"Good Enough", with that queer 'Hello, Baby' and that lame-ass spoken section where Sam does his best to conjure up Roth's mid-song patter in "Everybody Wants Some!!".

Fuckin' embarrassment, compounded by the fact that Van Hagar themselves have the balls to say ANYTHING they ever did approached the fury and style of Classic Van Halen.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Jérome from Fra
I've read the question again. Sorry, I've first been too quick!

Van Hagard (it means "dazed" in my mother tongue. Not tough enough to the fat guinea pig, though.) never really died. It's been always been no good ! Despite Ed's few remaining rockets, the music was merely never born to rock 'n' roll, as greasy S(h)am(eful) sank the former mightiest ship down right from the start.
In his (unwanted) defence, anybody slipping into Dave's shoes would look as ridiculous as a kitten substituting for the wildest and most ferocious lion ever seen.

On it! Good Enough, from its opening moments was a pale imitation adn a crap song! That beat that Alex plays is FUCKING STUPID!!! Dave always had more swing than that! Get Up sucks, too. BIG DUMB ROCK, which they seem to think was the real deal. Nope!
To answer the question at last, I was offered VH's first crime on the day I was 16. I was already pissed off with Diamond's departure. Illusion worked as long as "Good enough", the never-in-your-life substitute sounding like your girl-friend's accomplice replacement (same number of boobs, the same holes as she's got, but hey! It just won't do.), another girl, but the unique, priceless thrill has gone along with passion, because that girlfriend of yours simply stands beyond perfection and any other one looks dull as compared to her. To be precise: she sucks you as if she were in your mind, she swallows you, trembling with love like hell while turning her sweet ass over to you as you're just feeling like licking her with all the mighty love you've got, that is, well, you know: osmosis.
Then came "Why can't this be love?", second track. Shook my head in chagrin. Like fucking that other tasteless tart, whose magic would never be matched, as that of the most delicate rose who's part of me, all the more so by a blade of grass. No way! I may not take plonk for wine quintessence. Give me back my woman's woman! What? She's gone for good? You cannot be serious!!
That's how it was then, at that moment of the breakup. Just like trying a mock-darling: self-deception!!

So, why can't this be love?? Well.. See yer rotten keyboards? Hear yer faggot's sound and know-it-all bull lyrics? Noticed your rat-face now I've mashed it all over?? Now, I can tell you WHY: this can be but HATE coz you broke my toy into pieces, so your ma won't even recognize the miserable tiny pieces I'll make of the shit-face of you before any of your monkey guards can make the vaguets gesture. THIS is WHY, shit louse!!

Well, you know I didn't (mash his face into pieces) since he's still alive, but it wasn't due to not thinking about it.
Baby, that's why this can be but hate!!

[Roguesgirl]

Jerome, I am sensing some anger and bitterness in your post. :D

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

Feels so good.

[Halen High]

Love Walks In.

For a ballad, I don't mind the guitar solo in it. But the keyboards and the lyrics, THE LYRICS! It's just so corny.

In what seemed like an instant, they went from "a dangerous band" to signing up with the melodicrock crowd.

[Igosplut]

I wouldn't know, I don't really know any of the Van Hagar songs, or their titles.......

[Bob_R]

From the get:

Why Can't This Be Love?
Dreams

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Igosplut
I wouldn't know, I don't really know any of the Van Hagar songs, or their titles.......

:D

[light 'em up!]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
The first Van Hagar song ever released to the world, 1986.

Why can't this be Love! That song is HORRIBLE!

The first 5-6 seconds are kind of cool right up until the music starts and then it tanks.

[squib]

Just the album cover was enough ... oh what could have been