My Request For An Interview With Sam

[Mezro]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Mike definately reads the army.

Hey Mike: did you use Wig Crafters or Hair Club for Men for your touring rug?

Mezro...because all we see is scalp in the NAMM pictures and all we see is hair from the recent tour pictures...

[Northern Girl]

Go here and inundate with replies. Make it the busiest board there. Read the warning and be nice!

http://www.vh1.com/artists/boards/main.jhtml/david_lee_roth/ViewThread?tID=709468&mID=3708843&offset=0&index=0

[Mezro]

Sam and eggs on a Sunday.

Mezro...a Red Rocker kick in the nuts on Monday...

[smaz]

My email to Blabbermouth didn't get through. I got a delivery failure notification.

Are you sure your's got through Mez? Maybe when I sent it, their inbox was full after all the support from the Army....

[Mezro]

Originally posted by smaz
My email to Blabbermouth didn't get through. I got a delivery failure notification.

Are you sure your's got through Mez? Maybe when I sent it, their inbox was full after all the support from the Army....

No problem with that smaz.

Mezro...I have been in touch with Blabbermouth so there is no further need to email them at this time...thanks...

[smaz]

Just checkin' :D

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Dan
Good stuff Mezro,I will even do a Kiwi Haka for you bro.

Totally fucking off topic Dan but have you ever heard of a hospital in New Zealand called the Spaceship hospital?

[Panamark]

Is that where you detoxed Sesh ?

[DLR7884]

Any updates Mez?

DLR7884
?

[wildfire]

MEZRO you are a asshole.
what the hell is wrong with you?
Dave sucks ass.
Sammy took Van Halen to new
levels of greatness.
I want to do a interview with you.
Question 1.
Whats it like to be a fan of a wash up?

question 2.
Do you have any talent yourself?

Question 3.
How much does dave pay you to suck his ass?
More later,
if i don't get
Banned.

[DLR7884]

You won't get banned yet.

DLR7884
We need to smack you around a little first.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by wildfire
Sammy took Van Halen to new
levels of greatness.

That right there discredits any opinion you may have.



We don't ban idiots here, we torture them! Stick around! :D

[Atomic_Rob]

Couple of Questions Wildfire

1. What brings you here, dick?

2. Are you deaf / have hearing problems / fucked in the head?

3. Whats it like to be the fan of fat Tequilla salesman?

4. Were you one of Sams she-man bitches on the 2004 shambles?

5. Would you know what talent was if it came up and smacked you in the face?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by wildfire
MEZRO you are a asshole.
what the hell is wrong with you?
Dave sucks ass.
Sammy took Van Halen to new
levels of greatness.
I want to do a interview with you.
Question 1.
Whats it like to be a fan of a wash up?

question 2.
Do you have any talent yourself?

Question 3.
How much does dave pay you to suck his ass?
More later,
if i don't get
Banned.

wildfire: it should be MEZRO you are AN asshole. I understand that you have certain grammar limitations due to your Detroit upbringing and basement placement in the GED universe.

Answer 1: It is a wet, burning feeling...kind of like what your goat throat feels like after throwing back a few street corner chowder blasts on a busy Saturday night.

Answer 2: I can't work a black cock, greet shoppers at Wal-Mart or clean the grill quite you like so the answer would be no.

Answer 3: Nothing. He's a Jew. In my wildest dream I couldn't felch a greasy load out of a puckered shit eye quite like you. If wildfire says he didn't inhale...he's a liar.

Sammy turned Van Halen into cliched joke where innuendo and bravado were replaced with a stale red rash and Al growing a gash.

Put down the baggie, drop those food stamps and retire your ass from butter churning just long enough to look at the facts:

Van Halen sold more CD's worldwide than Van Hagar.

Van Halen were (and still are) pop culture icons - Van Hagar were shills for Crystal Pepsi.

Van Halen is considered to be a "legendary" band - Van Hagar will forever be known as the band that fleeced the promoters and fans.

Banned? You? No...not at all. Enjoy your stay here at the Army...

Mezro...just as much as I am going to enjoy fucking with you every step of the way...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Any updates Mez?

DLR7884
?

Yep.

Sarge and I are working on taking my content from the thread and putting it on the Army home page.

I've expanded my challenge to include Al and tacked on another patented Mezro style rant. It should make for some fun reading.

Once the content goes up the media blitz will slam into full swing. I've got a list of plenty of places that I will contact including Sam's PR person:p

The word will get out, the pressure will build and the spotlight will be on Sam. Wonder what he will do?

Mezro...we've been in a holding pattern for the last few days...things will pick up again soon...