I just caught shit for being a Van Halen fan

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    I just caught shit for being a Van Halen fan

    Anyone who has worked in Public Relations or Marketing knows the general public is easily confused and a public image is best kept simple and unchanged.

    Years ago everyone knew what Van Halen meant, what it was and most in our generation admitted it was the shit. Van Halen was a huge brandname that meant jaw dropping music, charisma, and one hell of a live show. It was more than any one member of that band; even though, the guitar player and lead singer were in the lime light for their increadable talent.

    Like all good established brandnames, once you've become a ledgend, you have to work to fuck it up. People will forgive stupid mistakes and bad decicsons while they wait for you to get your act back together and bring back the brilliance once again.

    Yeah, the fans waited years for Van Halen to get their shit back together. Oh they must have writers block, oh David must have fucked Alex's wife, oh it must be the alcohol and drugs ect... and on and on. Yeah we waited. For two fucking decades!

    The last decade of screw ups just nailed the coffin nail into Van Halen. The greatness was a long time ago and unless you are a true fan of the classic catalog when Roth was quarterback, and in your late 30's to 50's, all you see is a stupid, sack of shit band.

    Anyways, I was wearing a classic Van Halen logoed jacket today and a young kid told me Van Halen sucks and I suck if I like them. I responded, Van Hagar sucks but classic Van Halen is what I'm into. The kid looked puzzled. He didn't know the difference. The Roth years were way before his time. What I came to realize is Van Halen no longer means what it used to. The brandname has been ruined. For this reason, I wish they would have renamed the band when Sammy joined.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • vanzilla
    Veteran
    • Jul 2004
    • 1777

    #2
    That's the sad state of affairs we're dealing with Nitro. And until the sisters get their heads out of their asses and realize their legacy has wilted away, it's not going to get any better. I hate to admit it, but I think everyone would agree with me on that.
    Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

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    • The Scatologist
      Sniper
      • Jan 2005
      • 932

      #3
      You shoulda just punched his face for talking to you like that lmao
      The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

      -TheSmokingGun.com

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22951

        #4
        Well, Sammy pushed for a name change, and at first Edward was amenable (if I'm remembering this correctly), but of course Alex stuck his broken neck into the mix and that's where it all got fucked up.

        Ah well...
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • rustoffa
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8963

          #5
          Yeah, you shoulda just bitch slapped him.

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32942

            #6
            You are as big as what irritates you. I actually admired the kid to have the balls to speak his mind. LOL! No. I had a good conversation with him. He's into Led Zeppelin and a total Jimi Hendrix freak like all kids right now. Kids like the classics but nobody considers Van Halen a true classic anymore but the die hard fans who are now becoming old farts like me. This kid didn't have any idea who David Lee Roth was. All he knew was there was this band called Van Halen that old people were into and what he has seen and heard sucks. I told him the stuff before 1985 was good and the first album was worth buying.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Big Worm
              Full On Cocktard
              • Dec 2003
              • 25

              #7
              DUDE, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE A TOTAL KICK TO THE LEFT NUT.

              I STARTED LISTENING TO VAN HALEN AND SUCH BANDS WHEN I WAS 17 (I WAS INTRODUCED TO VAN HAGAR FIRST, BUT QUICKLY DID MY HOMEWORK AND FOUND THE GOOD SHIT) AND LOVE IT NOW AS I DID THEN. I LEARN MORE ABOUT NEW/OLD SHIT EVERYDAY (HELPS WHEN YOU HAVE SOME GOOD TEACHERS, ONE HAPPENS TO BE A WEBBIE HERE). EVEN THOUGH I'M IN MY MID 20'S, I STILL KNOW HOW TO APPRECIATE WHERE MOST OF THE HITS TODAY GOT THEIR ROOTS. SEEMS LIKE NOBODY IS TEACHING THESE PUNK ASS KIDS TODAY WHERE THE TOP 20 SHIT ON THE BILLBOARD COMES FROM. HATS OFF TO YOU MAN FOR BRINGING THE WORD OF ROCK TO THAT KID.
              The Roth Army Resident Asshole Returns

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              • 75 cent
                Banned
                • Mar 2005
                • 30

                #8
                Ya shoulda capped the punk!! Shiiiiiiiit!

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                • tjvhou812
                  Full Member Status

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4216

                  #9
                  word
                  Originally posted by RIKK

                  Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                  • ASDF125250
                    Groupie
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 76

                    #10
                    To me, since Van Hagar hasn't gone a name change, Classic Van Halen seems to be what intrigues me the most. CVH seems to represent the Dave era better then Van Halen now, because of the recent tour, and the current front "man". If some kid would have rode up to me and said Van Halen sucks, I would be like "Yeah, but Classic Van Halen didn't". Nitro, thats awesom you have a classic logo Van Halen jacket. At least the sisters changed the logo, to tell all that Van Halen had died, and this new shit band takes over. I wondered for a while why they changed it to a halo (other then looking gay), but I guess it was the last good in EVH's heart coming out to tell the real fans that the real Van Halen is dead. Or, it looked gay and Hagar got off to that. Either way, it symbolizes, to me, that CVH is gone, and that the new shit sucks ass.

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21897

                      #11
                      The problem is (and this is partially due to that walking beer can and his Neandertthal sister) nobody knows what a CVH show was like.

                      This is pissing me off. I think I am going to create a pissed off thread about this.
                      Goddammit to FUCK. GRRRRRRRR

                      ***SNARL!!!!***

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                      • Panamark
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 17161

                        #12
                        The kid was right

                        He cant be blamed, look at the recent tour under the Van Halen
                        moniker.
                        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                        Love ya Mary Frances!

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                        • BigBadBrian
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10625

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Panamark
                          The kid was right

                          He cant be blamed, look at the recent tour under the Van Halen
                          moniker.

                          True......but then he should have been bitchslapped.
                          “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576

                            #14
                            For the record......

                            one CANNOT "catch shit" for being a CVH fan.

                            one can ONLY "catch shit" for somehow being confused with other Sheeple.

                            Obviously this ankle biter was not yet SCHOOLED on the difference between CVH, and all other sheep fodder.

                            I blame the teacher, not the student.
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • Steve Savicki
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3937

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Big Worm
                              I WAS INTRODUCED TO VAN HAGAR FIRST, BUT QUICKLY DID MY HOMEWORK AND FOUND THE GOOD SHIT
                              Was Brownsound the teacher who gave you your homework?
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