Van Hagar and Sammy mutually accepted that they produce crap music

[a.j]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Hey DOUCHE BAG ... The tour lost money, there will be no new album, Sammy took Michael and they're going to tour. They average WAY, WAY, WAY below 10,000 per show. The new songs bit, etc.

The 2nd greatest hits is dump compared to the first w/Dave.

aj who? Robin who? Ron who?

Go make up a sotry how you were killed in an accident, remember that?
hey chainz 80 city tour not even a half world tour 32 million dollars
eat dick little man van halen has now made it over the 80 million seller mark and still going with no help from that balding no talent cum stain david lee roth. roth is like this site full of shit and no creditbilty.
Better yet ...

Educate yourself.

[coke]

If you are going to Troll the first rule is to be funny and you ain't....

[ALinChainz]

Please learn how to use the quote feature bj.

Dave had way more to do with 80 million than Sammy did.

Roth has HAD cum stains that more success than Sammy ... or you for that matter.

Quit giving Sammy credit for what Dave did.

Dave left, Sam has been fired twice now.

All the numbers that have been reported is that the tour tanked.

Sorry, but making up stories is your forte, keep up the good work and keep fighting for 60 year old ched rockers everywhere, poster boy.

[DLR82VH]

I have not heard the 3 new songs and I will try my damndest to keep it that way.

I wasn't curious or interested whatsoever in them at all......I did find it humourous everyone agreed they sucked major ass. That was no suprise to me though considering it was a Van Hagar production LOL

[Panamark]

Just stumbled across this old thread...
I cant even remember what those 3 songs were called
now ?? I think one was about Sammy putting
cream on his banana while gobbling his syrup ??
I think it was meant to be a humorous ditty
about breakfast, but was as funny as finding
a severed dog's pecker in your vegetable soup...

The other two, Im blank .....
Was one of the others about Sammy's wind ??

Ah Van Hagar songs... They just live on and on.....

NOT !

[DavidLeeNatra]

the best about the three songs was the video B(ig)F(at)S(ammy) made for "up for shitfest"...found it these days on my hard drive and laughed hard again, when I was watching it...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Worst.

Lyricist.

Ever.

[Panamark]

Worst.

Lyricist.

Ever.

Totally !

I reckon he has the alphabet squares around his room
(like you see in schools). Then he picks a word for
a song, then just does the round of the alphabet
changing the first letters to find a match that rythmes.

I mean to me, this could be a hagar song...

Got me a band
Got my hand in the sand
This is the land
that we spanned, with our hand

He either doesnt give a shit about the lyrics, thinks his
fans are dipshits who dont notice, or is genuinely stupid.

[Top Jimmy]

the video for "up for shitfest"...on my hard drive......I was watching it...

that is wrong on SEVERAL levels, man!

[Terry]

best thing about the whole thread was when bueno bob told the assclown to lick his sister's tampon

[DavidLeeNatra]

that is wrong on SEVERAL levels, man!

Noooo...it's a classic!

[Panamark]

Terry,
I bet the asshat licked his sister's tampon...
Isn't it a rite of passage in becoming a red rocker ?

[RAY4583]

Oh no!!! Tell me it's not true. All this time later, and...he's still here? I thought that by now, we would have somehow dropped Bueno Boob off at some roadside dump, to rot away with the rest of the Dave-loving idiots. Look, Boob, here's the facts; Dave spent six years recording with VH, from 78-84. Sam spent 11 glorious years, had more hit songs and albums, and generally made a mockery of the Dave era, with regards to his contributions to the band's prolific/chart-topping productivity. Dave, meanwhile, played to tens of fans on his little county fair tour in recent years. "C'mon, Dave, gimme a break," indeed! Hell, like the three songs or not, VH toured in '04 with three new songs to play. VH- with Dave- in '07 had no new material. Anybody who pledges his allegiance to a has-been is truly one himself. Boob, for the last time, get the "F" outta here...

[Panamark]

Hey Ray,

Before Bob carves you a second mangina,
Van Halen just completed the most succesful tour in
their history. (You didnt know that ????) - WITH DAVE.
New material on its way, and Im guessing there will
be some form of intellect involved with the lyrics for
a change.

[Diamondjimi]

Oh no!!! Tell me it's not true. All this time later, and...he's still here? I thought that by now, we would have somehow dropped Bueno Boob off at some roadside dump, to rot away with the rest of the Dave-loving idiots. Look, Boob, here's the facts; Dave spent six years recording with VH, from 78-84. Sam spent 11 glorious years, had more hit songs and albums, and generally made a mockery of the Dave era, with regards to his contributions to the band's prolific/chart-topping productivity. Dave, meanwhile, played to tens of fans on his little county fair tour in recent years. "C'mon, Dave, gimme a break," indeed! Hell, like the three songs or not, VH toured in '04 with three new songs to play. VH- with Dave- in '07 had no new material. Anybody who pledges his allegiance to a has-been is truly one himself. Boob, for the last time, get the "F" outta here...

Off to the Pen with this cunt....