Van Halen - Sammy Hagar Returns,

[Dirty Faced Kid]

Man, I don't see it printed anywhere but here... Are we sure that this is confirmed? If it is, just lie to me and say that it isn't.

[Big Troubles]

https://www.van-halen.com

[L.S.D.]

Are you guys fucking kidding. This tour will sell just like they did when they left. And then what will you say? what were you saying when they had 4 #1 albums and sold out tours across the globe? A bunch of fucking losers here. You sorry ass bitches didnt deserve a reunion with roth. either did he. And if it did, would eddie still be washed up? What a joke all you are.

[distortion9]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
Are you guys fucking kidding. This tour will sell just like they did when they left. And then what will you say? what were you saying when they had 4 #1 albums and sold out tours across the globe? A bunch of fucking losers here. You sorry ass bitches didnt deserve a reunion with roth. either did he. And if it did, would eddie still be washed up? What a joke all you are.

Why no MSG N.Y.C. assfuck?

[L.S.D.]

you dont think that will be added bitch? Did you read the bottom, all dates are subject to change..... More dates are going to come, you think they will skip NYC? A bunch of dumb motherfuckers in this dwindling army.......youve lost the war boys.

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by Chaz Rock City
Somebody asked me how I felt about Sammy being back in VH?

I said better

Better than what?

Better get me a bucket, cause I'm going to throw up!!

To those who mock Just A Gigolo, do you realize that Dave was had a hit doing swing music 11 years before the short lived swing trend in the 90's. That and Dave's ETAS line-up was a stellar line-up. Even Dave's Vegas band were killer players.

fucking clueless.

[Big Troubles]

Hey LSD, why are you even here, if your not a Roth fan? Its called the Roth Army for a reason. Pull your cock out of Hagar and get the fuck out. No homos in the Army. Now run along, before your bitch slapped back to Oprah's homepage.

[High Life Man]

Originally posted by RothSucks
but if he had picked Dave, yall know youd be singin ed's praises.

Nope.

I'll always think Ed is a miserable shitbird and a waste of taint.

But at least with Dave the music would be grate.

Maybe it'll be foggy the night they fly out of Alpine Valley...the cunts.

[distortion9]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
you dont think that will be added bitch? Did you read the bottom, all dates are subject to change..... More dates are going to come, you think they will skip NYC? A bunch of dumb motherfuckers in this dwindling army.......youve lost the war boys.

No! I don't think it will be added.

Stern asked Shammy this very morning if they were playing NYC and the Red Fucker said "NO, Jersey".

Who's the dumb motherfucker? That's right !

[Sammy Who??]

Originally posted by RothSucks
Sam's got plenty of fans, he's been selling out shows regularly for the last six years. It's just to fun to see you guys whine so much. Your all talkin smack about Ed, but if he had picked Dave, yall know youd be singin ed's praises. But. much to your chagrin, Ed actually knows what he's doin.

Enjoy the boat shows

Sammy hasn't been selling out shows for six years dumbass. Hagar's been barely keeping his head above water except when he's on top of your mother and your woman. then her pours tequila on their pussies and eats their snatchboxes.

[Sammy Who??]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
you dont think that will be added bitch? Did you read the bottom, all dates are subject to change..... More dates are going to come, you think they will skip NYC? A bunch of dumb motherfuckers in this dwindling army.......youve lost the war boys.

LSD get lost you piec of shit. can't get into SHLinks huh?

BTW, your mother gave me head last night

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Sammy Who??
LSD get lost you piec of shit. can't get into SHLinks huh?

BTW, your mother gave me head last night

But thats not possible. Me and my buddies were taking turns fucking her ass and pussy. Unless you were their after 10pm....She did seem to be in a rush.

[Dirty Faced Kid]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
www.van-halen.com

oh...

[Lou]

Originally posted by Panamark
Oh more hilarity, Spammy is supposedly back, yet the Van Halens dont think it warrants an announcement. I dont blame them !!

That's exactly right, it'd be 10 times a bigger deal if Roth was back. June 16th when Van Hagar rolls into Philadelphia I'll be making it a point at the time the show is supposed to be on to watch Largo '82 or US Fest '83 on DVD to listen to Van HALEN.

[Lordorgazmo]

I'm glad they're not playing MSG, they're not worthy of playing the World's Most Famous Arena anymore.