Who is David Lee Roth?
Hagar Is Fat
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Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"! -
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..Who is Sammy Hagar?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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Hagar has never been fat.Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...

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he's rather tubbyDon't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...

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You are fucking stupid!
Let's see how fucking slim you are, asswipe...
Your whole life revolves around how fat Sammy Hagar may or may not be...
Take that Hagar mask off of your fat ass wife and let her get a breath of fresh fucking air!
GET A FUCKING LIFE!
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Nah I have a beautiful wife and you?Originally posted by ELVIS
You are fucking stupid!
Let's see how fucking slim you are, asswipe...
Your whole life revolves around how fat Sammy Hagar may or may not be...
Take that Hagar mask off of your fat ass wife and let her get a breath of fresh fucking air!
GET A FUCKING LIFE!
Probably you and your boyfriend are fat asses.:DComment
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What is it with you two? Why are you guys always fighting??Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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Let's put his waistline aside.Originally posted by Cato
he's rather tubby
That's not the issue.
Let's concentrate on the fact that he writes retarded lyrics, has the stage presence of a potted plant and obviously has Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles lay out his clothes every morning.
Let's concentrate on the fact that this waddling, vocally-limited fashion disaster was handed the keys to the greatest band on Earth only to drive it straight up the Hershey Highway.
Mentally picture masses of sheep making that lame-assed triangle sign with their fingers while the greatest guitar player in history plays a fucking love ballad on a synth!
Gentlemen (and kickass ladies of RothArmy.com), our band has been turned into an alcohol ravaged cross-breeding of Ringling Brothers and Air Supply.
Something has to be done.Comment
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