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  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1322

    Who is David Lee Roth?
    Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • thefive

      Who is Sammy Hagar?

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      • Sarge's Little Helper
        Commando
        • Mar 2003
        • 1322

        Who is Sammy Hagar?
        David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
        "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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        • Cato
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 4587

          Hagar has never been fat.
          Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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          • Cato
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 4587

            he's rather tubby
            Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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            • thefive

              He is just plain Piggy fat.

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    You are fucking stupid!

                    Let's see how fucking slim you are, asswipe...

                    Your whole life revolves around how fat Sammy Hagar may or may not be...

                    Take that Hagar mask off of your fat ass wife and let her get a breath of fresh fucking air!

                    GET A FUCKING LIFE!



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                    • thefive

                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      You are fucking stupid!

                      Let's see how fucking slim you are, asswipe...

                      Your whole life revolves around how fat Sammy Hagar may or may not be...

                      Take that Hagar mask off of your fat ass wife and let her get a breath of fresh fucking air!

                      GET A FUCKING LIFE!



                      Nah I have a beautiful wife and you?
                      Probably you and your boyfriend are fat asses.:D

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                      • Rikk
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 16518

                        What is it with you two? Why are you guys always fighting??
                        Roth Army Militia

                        Originally posted by WARF
                        Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                        • thefive

                          He has a problem with me because I am a die hard roth fan and he isnt. He bought all of van hagar albums.

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                          • Bill Lumbergh
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2004
                            • 5472

                            :D

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                            • freak
                              Sniper
                              • May 2004
                              • 980

                              Originally posted by Cato
                              he's rather tubby
                              Let's put his waistline aside.

                              That's not the issue.

                              Let's concentrate on the fact that he writes retarded lyrics, has the stage presence of a potted plant and obviously has Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles lay out his clothes every morning.

                              Let's concentrate on the fact that this waddling, vocally-limited fashion disaster was handed the keys to the greatest band on Earth only to drive it straight up the Hershey Highway.

                              Mentally picture masses of sheep making that lame-assed triangle sign with their fingers while the greatest guitar player in history plays a fucking love ballad on a synth!

                              Gentlemen (and kickass ladies of RothArmy.com), our band has been turned into an alcohol ravaged cross-breeding of Ringling Brothers and Air Supply.

                              Something has to be done.

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                              • Bill Lumbergh
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Mar 2004
                                • 5472

                                Don't forget "Robert Plant" wannabe.

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