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Hagar is still fat.
Now I have to take a shit.
thefive
Now I have to take a shit.
thefive
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Little boy blue (balls)
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
wow...so you were 7 when we were banging our chicks to "just a gigolo" and only used your little wiener to pee with...now I understand...go on buddy...
It sounds like his johnson is still little; maybe that's why he's so hellbent on dissin' the fantabulous sex machine a.k.a DAVID LEE ROTH!!!!!
LMAO!"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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Ewwwww!!!!Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
hey...did I say anything against your mum, guess that's the only pussy you've seen?Comment
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Did I ever mention that
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Behave. coming from a guy with 36 votes, an average of 8 or 9 posts a day and over 600 total I'd say someone else needs some sunshine. :DOriginally posted by Cato
notice thefive is on line all day.
I think he'd better get a life eh?
seriously. Five's ok. He's just enjoying the site and being friendly. besides that, maybe he's got his comp and dsl running all day. Not like he's here all day. If your wondering who's here all day...well look no MO-FO further thans yours truly. :D"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Thanks Big Troubles. You're right I do have my computer and dsl running all day plus I have my 17 inch beautiful Toshiba P25 LaptopOriginally posted by Big Troubles
Behave. coming from a guy with 36 votes, an average of 8 or 9 posts a day and over 600 total I'd say someone else needs some sunshine. :D
seriously. Five's ok. He's just enjoying the site and being friendly. besides that, maybe he's got his comp and dsl running all day. Not like he's here all day. If your wondering who's here all day...well look no MO-FO further thans yours truly. :D
running too.(2 computers) Its beautiful its a dream machine:D :D
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Last edited by thefive; 04-09-2004, 08:29 PM.Comment
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Didin't I just read where you were giving some other member here some shit because they didn'y grow up around classic VH's time?Originally posted by L.S.D.
Actually I was born in 1977, buddy boy.
You were born in '77 ?
Pretty hypocritical. No wonder you're a Sammy man.Comment
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yeah really. talk about missing the best part of vh...sammy was what already 30 in 77? :D"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Originally posted by L.S.D.
Actually I was born in 1977, buddy boy.
I was teased and beaten up throughout elementary school. Even the nerds stole my lunch money.
When my parents bought me a dog, it ran away to get the fuck away from me.
In Highschool, I was constantly locked in my locker by the freshmen when I was a senior.
I've NEVER been with a woman nor do I care to do so.
I was expelled from jr. college and have been fired from several employers because of my devotion for Sammy and the fact that I'm never invited to company parties. Yet, I still attend and tell management that they are living in the past. The Big Mac packaging was far more artistic when Balance came out and I've never gotten over Crytal Pepsi being pulled from the shelves. Don't they know that the jingle won a Grammy?
You poor bastard! Now I understand.
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EAT US AND SMILE!!!!Comment
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he does not yet... :D good one max!!!Roth Army Icon
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i dont know 5.. i think you have a wider azz and a fater face w/stretch marrks around your lips... but if you say sammy, well your just kinding yourselfOriginally posted by thefive
HAGAR IS SO FAT MAN.
Who has a fatter face Sammy Hagar or Vince Neil.
I give it to Sammy.
His choice of colors for his clothes is just so gay.
thefiveOriginally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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whats a marrks??Originally posted by tjvhou812
i dont know 5.. i think you have a wider azz and a fater face w/stretch marrks around your lips... but if you say sammy, well your just kinding yourself
azz?
fater?
:D"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Originally posted by tjvhou812
i dont know 5.. i think you have a wider azz and a fater face w/stretch marrks around your lips... but if you say sammy, well your just kinding yourself
tyvhou812 you are a sheep.Comment
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ohhh, she's tough!Originally posted by L.S.D.
Actually I was born in 1977, buddy boy.Comment
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birth doesn't countOriginally posted by L.S.D.
its a garuntee i have hit better pussy then you ever hoped to old man.
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