Daily Reports of Roth...Day 1

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FLA FLA FLUNKY
WHAT A CLUSTERFUCK...Sounds like a bunch of incoherent coked out bullshit about nothing in particular...where's the direction in this show? He's just jumping randomly from topic to topic and mixing in music in-between.

HORRIBLE...I CAN HEAR THE RADIOS TURNING OFF ALREADY.

FLA FLA

It's his first show dipshit...

Why don't you go pay $12 to hear a has-been be unfunny?

[Dave's PA Rental]

actually I was wondering how long it would take until we started getting spammed by disgruntled Stern fans...

Do you feel like your boyfriend broke up with you?

[FLA FLA FLUNKY]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
It's his first show dipshit...

Why don't you go pay $12 to hear a has-been be unfunny?

HAHA...David Lee Roth is doing voice-over commercials for fucking VERMONT TEDDY BEARS..and Howard Stern is a has-been?!?!

He must be sitting there going.."holy shit, what has happened to my life.. I used to be a rock star and now I'm up at 6 AM begging people to buy stuffed animals"

Sirius is going to get a ton of subscribers after this crap.

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
oh boo-hoo! Someone is grumpy because his boyfriend is on Satelite radio now...

and he can't afford the $12.00 a month to subscribe.

[thome]

Originally posted by FLA FLA FLUNKY
I remember my brother and I got really really high late one night, and spent hours talking about how Love Boat was racist because Ted the bartending black guy never had love storylines.

THAT MADE MORE SENSE THAN THIS SHOW.

At ease my brutha you will get your own show some day, just keep
reachin for that star!

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by FLA FLA FLUNKY
I remember my brother and I got really really high late one night, and spent hours talking about how Love Boat was racist because Ted the bartending black guy never had love storylines.

THAT MADE MORE SENSE THAN THIS SHOW.

Hey Flunky...isn't past your bedtime......Spammy Asswipe follower!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
actually I was wondering how long it would take until we started getting spammed by disgruntled Stern fans...

Do you feel like your boyfriend broke up with you?

Really. I mean, maybe this dude can't afford the $12 a month for his tuner, or can't listen to it at work and won't bother...

Who knows? I've laughed as much at ROTH this morning as I have at any Stern show of late, for the 20 minutes a day I listened...

[bantonelli]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by FLA FLA FLUNKY
HAHA...David Lee Roth is doing voice-over commercials for fucking VERMONT TEDDY BEARS..and Howard Stern is a has-been?!?!

He must be sitting there going.."holy shit, what has happened to my life.. I used to be a rock star and now I'm up at 6 AM begging people to buy stuffed animals"

Sirius is going to get a ton of subscribers after this crap. [/QUOTE


Yeah, you idiot...Stern did commercials for VERMONT TEDDY BEARS as well, saying that he gave them as gifts to BETH....what a cheap gift!

But what the heck, Stern is cheap and as they say...birds of a feather flock together...so you must be as cheap not to get Satellite.

Those that favor Wendy the Retard don't have a high enough IQ to listen to ROTH.....go to sleep!

[Dave's PA Rental]

so this guy is up at 4 am...has to find the show on the internet...goes out of his way to register at a David Lee Roth fan site...and starts bashing Dave? How does that make sense?

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by FLA FLA FLUNKY
I remember my brother and I got really really high late one night, and spent hours jerking each other off and giving each other rusty trombones. We started talking about how we were racist because we never picked up any gay black trannies. The next night we went into the ghetto and found one and made her give us each a dirty sanchez.

MY LIFE MADE MORE SENSE AFTER THAT.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FLA FLA FLUNKY
HAHA...David Lee Roth is doing voice-over commercials for fucking VERMONT TEDDY BEARS..and Howard Stern is a has-been?!?!

He must be sitting there going.."holy shit, what has happened to my life.. I used to be a rock star and now I'm up at 6 AM begging people to buy stuffed animals"

Sirius is going to get a ton of subscribers after this crap.

Sirrius is goin' go be bankrupt...

And yes, HOWARD has sucked for some years now, since he lost BILLY WEST actually...

The fucking crank callers doing it for free are funnier than that pussy-whipped jerk.

[FLA FLA FLUNKY]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by bantonelli

Originally posted by FLA FLA FLUNKY
HAHA...David Lee Roth is doing voice-over commercials for fucking VERMONT TEDDY BEARS..and Howard Stern is a has-been?!?!

He must be sitting there going.."holy shit, what has happened to my life.. I used to be a rock star and now I'm up at 6 AM begging people to buy stuffed animals"

Sirius is going to get a ton of subscribers after this crap. [/QUOTE


Yeah, you idiot...Stern did commercials for VERMONT TEDDY BEARS as well, saying that he gave them as gifts to BETH....what a cheap gift!

But what the heck, Stern is cheap and as they say...birds of a feather flock together...so you must be as cheap not to get Satellite.

Those that favor Wendy the Retard don't have a high enough IQ to listen to ROTH.....go to sleep!

Howard doesn't start until next week dipshit, so I figured I'd come check out DLR to see how bad it would bomb, and needless to say it lived up to al my expectations!

Quite a fall from grace for the coked out has-been, eh?

[saint]

Whats going on with the phone calls, who is running that show.. Eddie Van Halen

[FLA FLA FLUNKY]

I can't wait for the next caller to call in so I can hear him suck Roth's cock and tell him how great he was in Van Halen, and then Roth will pretend he's Dr. Phil and ask him where he works and what his life's goal is.

RIVETING!!

[Chong Li]

Yeah, Howard is sooo cool. Hes going to say "FUCK" on the air- how mindblowing!!!!