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Nah, more like a retarded chick with dyslexia.
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Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
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I was off for two days and didn't have the computer with me...so yeterday night I tried to remember the song and tried to sing it for me...didn't catch the melody...there is nothing to remember about this song but the stupid "time, time" chorus...what a comeback...Roth Army Icon
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I think the song rocks.Comment
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Is there a link somewhere? I still haven't heard it. Well, I heard like a little of it but it sounded like Ram Jam or some shit. Seriously.Comment
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There are links all over the place in these threads. Try a search and see what you come up with.Comment
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I've listened to the song several times now (forgive me), I've got a few conclusions...
1. Spammy is THE worst lyricist in the history of civilized music....
2. It's those horrendous lyrics that basically drown the decent riffs by EVH... I mean, you can't stop telling yourself, "those lyrics really blow !!"....
3. Mikey must've been at Magic Mountain during the recording of this song, 'cause his bass and backup vocals sure as hell couldn't be heard....
Other than that, just another version of a Lame-ass Sham and the Shirellas song...Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
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"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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chris...it's boring...yawn...Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
I think the song rocks.Roth Army Icon
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boing boing boingComment
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clock back
hell yeah yeah
salright
hey hey hey
If Sam broke out the Curly Howard Whoop whoop whoop would anyone be surprised?Comment
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This is by far the worst song in the history of Van Halen, and yes, that also includes any track off of VH III.
The opening riff is a pure imitation of Metalicca. and veers off into different tangents with no structure. The song literally sounds like four different incomplete songs patched together with Spammy's screeching all over it with horseshit lyrics.
Eddie is only furthering my belief that as he gets older, his songwriting skills are becoming increasingly erratic, and his creativity is in decline.
Even if Dave were singing this song, it would still suck ass.
End of story.Comment
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Yes, but if Dave had anything to do with this song it would have:
A) Structure
B) Better Lyrics
C) Would be a completely different tune altogether
and most imprtantly,
D) It would kick ass in a most major wayComment
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No it wouldn't. I respect your opinion but any reunion with Dave would not have included any fair partnership or equal imput concerning songwriting. If you read Dave's book, you'll know that he acknowledges not having any input from a songwriting standpoint during the '96 reunion sessions. Edwina wanted to "write songs where it doesn't matter what the lyrics are or who the fuckin singer is." and even tried to force Dave to sing lyrics written by Desmond Child who writes all those sanitized bubble gum lyrics for Bon Jovi.Originally posted by Triumph
Yes, but if Dave had anything to do with this song it would have:
A) Structure
B) Better Lyrics
C) Would be a completely different tune altogether
and most imprtantly,
D) It would kick ass in a most major way
Ed wanted to treat Dave like he treats Michael Anthony - like an employee instead of a member; while Dave wanted to be an equal partner in the band.
Because of Ed's ego, Dave would have a VERY limited amount of input in any collaboration with the Lying Dutchmen, and Dave simply doesn't work that way which is why there will never be a Classic Van Halen reunion and why their attempts in both '96 and '00 didn't work out.
How much input do you think Cherone had in '98; or even Spammy now? Sad to say, but I can't even blame Spammy for this song sucking ass even though his performance was just about as horseshit as I expected it to be.
The fact that this the best that Edwina has to offer after 6 years in seclusion recording his infamous "10 albums worth of material" tells me all I need to know and makes me better understand why Edwina has relied on selling repackaged material over and over again for the past 8 years in order to make a living.Comment
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I must admit that i agree with you 100% more than myself on this.
My opinion was great, for me to poop on.Comment
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Originally posted by Triumph
I must admit that i agree with you 100% more than myself on this.
My opinion was great, for me to poop on.
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