Maybe i can redeem myself as a DLR/Van Halen fan.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Welcome to the Army Zane. Don't forget your helmet , and keep your stick on the ice.

He shoots...he scores!!!

[Hardrock69]

Awww widdul Zany wants some candy....boo fucking hoo....

Just kidding.

Welcome aboard.

Hope you have thick skin, newby!

[fryingdutchman]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ZaneHalen
[B] I started a thread about Roth reuniting with Van Halen and apparently was considered a dumbass by the "fryingdutchman".

Originally posted by VHrocks
Welcome to the club. That dude swings at anything that moves. He is mad at the world, and bashes people for no reason. I think maybe he got his ass kicked by bullies in grade school one too many times. Don't let his petty immature bullshit run you away from here. Just give it right back to him.

Originally posted by katie
Hey Zanehalen

People like fryingdutchman are just kids with nothing better to do.

Don't worry about it & move on.

Welcome to the Club

Awwww.....shucks. I'm flattered with y'all talking about me.

Hey Zane....notice how you included one of LoungeMachine's quotes in there...but you don't seem to have the balls to call out a Mod. The quote about "cutting you off at 3 threads" and you "not being licensed to operate this yet" were from him....not me.

Jackass.

VHrocks....you're overdue for another "Wolfie" thread. Get busy, shitfist.

Katie....dear, sweet, delusional, VD-infested Katie. You're overdue for another bullshit Ross Halfin thread. Perhaps you and VHrocks can collaborate on a Wolfie thread....complete with pictures on Halfin's site!!

And...I'm not a "kid." Note that, unlike yourself, I have my age posted on my profile.

How's the smelly, milky discharge? Did that clear up yet?

Why can't you be more like Anna Nicole Smith?

[fryingdutchman]

Oh...and by the way VHrocks...

If you think that "Classic Van Halen Rocks!", then change that shitty avatar with the VH "ring" logo.

Put up a classic one.

You'd better get together with your two new friends Katie and Zane and evaluate whether or not you really want to go down this road.

[fryingdutchman]

Hey Zane:

When I told you to relax and pop a Motrin, I thought you would catch the drift that all was cool.

Apparently not. You still want to wallow in self-pity...so be it.

Here's your original post that got you blasted...bear in mind that you posted it on 2/2/07...a LOOOONNNNGGGG time after everyone else got the news and there were already 1,000 threads about it on this very site.

Originally posted by ZaneHalen

VAN HALEN reunion tour, with David Lee Roth back in the fold after 22 years, is in the works, with a Las Vegas launch looking good. A late April date at the Palms' new venue, The Pearl, is "99 percent" likely, a source said. It would be the latest coup for Palms owner George Maloof, who will open the 2,500-seat venue with a lineup that includes TOOL, EVANESCENCE, GWEN STEFANI along with Van Halen, all in the first month.

from www.hardradio.com

And not only were there already a gazillion reunion threads already here, but many of them had that EXACT SAME STORY in them!

Sorry dude...but it was a dumbass thread that late in the game.

Just callin' 'em the way I sees 'em.

Never once did I suggest that you needed to "redeem" yourself in any way.

But.....now I am. Next time you'd be best served to leave well enough alone.

[DavidLeeNatra]

I love it when newbies get their "warm welcome" to the army... :D

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I love it when newbies get their "warm welcome" to the army... :D

Hey DLN:

Sorry for going nuts on these fuckers...but they bring it on themselves.

The whole thing involving ZaneHalen was over and done with days ago.

Why he decided to dredge it up again, and call me out specifically, is is a mystery.

I said two things to him:

1. "Where the fuck have you been? It is official" and

2. "Oh...Sorry. I didn't see you were from Kentucky."

#1 is pretty fucking harmless...and I think that anyone who isn't a hypersensitive little priss would see that #2 was obviously meant to be humorous.

The only one who said anything about him "not being qualified to post" here was LoungeMachine.

But...like I said, the jackass doesn't have the stones to call out a Mod...at least not by name.

Jesus Christ....where is DLR7884 when you really need him?

[ZaneHalen]

I'm not wallowing in self pity and I did post the Lounge Machine reply. Why it didn't show his name along with the reply, I don't know. Oh well, I'll leave well enough alone. I'ts all good.

Awww widdul Zany wants some candy....boo fucking hoo....

See this is funny, I can laugh at myself and what others say

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
...where is DLR7884 when you really need him?

He's on a top secret mother fucking Sheep Pen mission.

He's currently on assignment awaiting further details...

We'll keep you posted...

[fryingdutchman]

When the fuck did the Roth Army turn into the Oprah Winfrey show?

Some guy starts crying over a little verbal tickling and everyone starts pulling out boxes of Kleenex?

Where are all the "Crazy-ass Mo'Fos" who "take no prisoners?"

[ZaneHalen]

As far as being a newbie, I started posting here in March of 2004. Check my profile. I'm just calling it like I see it. I don't post here all the time. I'm busy with work, life, family, etc.. I just like to share in the joy of appreciating classic Van Halen/Roth. As for my avatar, when I find time I'll be sure to put up an appropriate one.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by ZaneHalen
I'm not wallowing in self pity and I did post the Lounge Machine reply. Why it didn't show his name along with the reply, I don't know. Oh well, I'll leave well enough alone. I'ts all good.

No...you mean it WAS all good.

Now you fucking stepped in it.

The crux of your issue here, judging from the title of your thread, was that "some people think you're not qualified to post here."

Never once did I say anything of the sort, nor did I even HINT at such a notion.

But you wanted to call me out by name. So lets go...

You think you have enough game?

Then bring it.

[DavidLeeNatra]

[ZaneHalen]

Man Fuck This. I was just trying to prove myself with facts and statements. I didn't mean for everyone to get all bent out of shape. Don't worry. I'll probably won't post far awhile.

Goddamn dude take some valium or xanax.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra

IN-FUCKING-DEED!!!!

Look at me!!!

I've seen this show, and that show, and I have this boot, and that boot!!

See....now please like me! Please!?!?!?

BIG MEANIES!!