You are FUCKING BANNED from the Diamond David Lee Roth Army!!!!
You negative motherfuckers, here's what got us to this:
Does someone want to tell this poor jerkoff motherfucker just who he is fucking with?
Every time that I think that I am out... They keep pulling me BACK IN!!!!
Well pal, let me school ya. Look up where it says hitch1969©... now below where it says "Roth Army™ FranchisePLAYA", because I am the fucking Diamond David Lee Roth Army... do you see "Member Number"? Number FUCKING 2, as in Sarge is Member motherfucking Uno and I am the fucking VICE PREZ of this motherfucker. And truth be told that dude is so knee deep in fucking poontang that he's way too busy for the internet so you need to understand that I could make this the "Sammy Roy Hagar Army" if I fucking wanted to!!! I have that kind of clout around this motherfucker. This site would not be here if not for me, you fucking worthless dickhead, and this is straight from the Sarge himself : "Special thanks goes out to the brilliant hitchBRAIN who was the person who finally convinced me to reopen this David Lee Roth Megasite. - Sarge, Webmaster, ROTHARMY.COM"
You heard that right, Sally. "THIS DAVID LEE ROTH MEGASITE". But what for the fucking thanks I get? Noooooo. You whine like a whore with a diseased pussy wondering how you got so fucked up, and blaming everyone for your disease. That is negativity. We check our negativity at the door here. We don't "do" negativity and you can walk the FUCK OUT OF HERE with yours. I am banning your sorry ass. You're fucking done!!! I am so fucking pissed off that YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET, YOU FUCKING COCKAROACH!!! Keep paying AOL, I could give a shit less.. but you're fucking OFFLINE FOREVER, FUCKFACE!!!!
Do you know that the Sarge and I partied with Roth in Vegas on July 4th 2000 and fucking David Lee goes, "You're that hitch guy from the Army site... nice to fucking meet you"? FUCKING ROTH KNOWS WHO I AM, YOU FUCKER!!! He fucking cares less about my Hagarism than you do!!! And speaking of Van Hagar, did you know that I fucking partied with VAN HAGAR in Denver in '92 after the Fiddler's show and shared Heinekens and smokes with Eddie himself (this was pre-cancer mind you and I certainly wouldn't encourage his addictions these days but I digress) Sammy and I did Tequila shots. Mike and Al were off being fuckers but I am on a first name basis with Sam and Ed YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. It's been years but it's about fucking time again and when they come to Denver in August I am going to party with them again and get fucking stoned with them and FUCK YOU DUMMY YOU'RE NOT COOL SO NO PARTY WITH HALEN FOR YOU!!!!
You know... this VAN HAGAR negativity at the DIAMOND MOTHERFUCKING DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY™ powered by hitch1969© ENDS TODAY. I am sick of it.
Speak ILL of Sammy, Van Hagar, or Eddie... and you're fucking BANNED. We don't want you here. GO over to LINKS or Vonnies where negative energy is welcomed and rewarded. We focus on THE POSITIVE here and if you don't like it, you're gone. I have that power. I WILL TURN THIS SITE INTO THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING SAMMY ROY HAGAR ARMY IF I HAVE TO!!!!
Be on heightened alert because I am declaring Jihad™ on Van Hagar negativism....
I am NOT going to FUCK your girlfriend, pal.... I already DID FUCK HER.
...and she's PREGNANT.
You're going to like SLOPPY SECONDS as much as Sammy did in '85!
you douchebag motherfucker
BREASTS!!
=h69=
You negative motherfuckers, here's what got us to this:
Originally posted by Big Troubles
Well hello my mentally challenged friend! First off, if Im lost, because I dont like this song...Then I dont want to be found. No doubt, in the same desert your located. Light headed and hot in the daytime and cold, lonely and scared at night. Good place to be. Stay there.
And you are correct sir. This song is the shit. And if all of us each had a colander the holes still wouldn't be small enough to strain out the peas, corn and peanut skins from this masterpiece. And one person saying AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME 8 times in a post and cumming on their keyboard is still not enough of an incentive for a clubbed foot retarded boy, with a lazy eye to buy this cd. But keep trying. Apparently you do have fans around here somewhere. *crickets*
As I was saying. Viva fuck you and your anti moderating ways. Keeping Dave alive by chopping off the heads of the snakes that tend to poison the Army is my mission. Hello Mr Snake! Please to meet you.
Well hello my mentally challenged friend! First off, if Im lost, because I dont like this song...Then I dont want to be found. No doubt, in the same desert your located. Light headed and hot in the daytime and cold, lonely and scared at night. Good place to be. Stay there.
And you are correct sir. This song is the shit. And if all of us each had a colander the holes still wouldn't be small enough to strain out the peas, corn and peanut skins from this masterpiece. And one person saying AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME 8 times in a post and cumming on their keyboard is still not enough of an incentive for a clubbed foot retarded boy, with a lazy eye to buy this cd. But keep trying. Apparently you do have fans around here somewhere. *crickets*
As I was saying. Viva fuck you and your anti moderating ways. Keeping Dave alive by chopping off the heads of the snakes that tend to poison the Army is my mission. Hello Mr Snake! Please to meet you.
Originally posted by Big Troubles
and p.s, stop hiding. Even Sarge ( the busy bastard that he is) has time to reply to me. I am challenging you to defend yourself in a mature battle of wits. (so you may want to bring along a few friends)
Your opinion on Van Hagar vs EVERYONE elses opinion on Roth, here in the Army. Id do it on PPV, but the costs in running a live show nowadays is fucking rediculous. And quite frankly it will be another Tyson fight from the early 90's. Bam! Down in the first round-Roth takes it all.
and p.s, stop hiding. Even Sarge ( the busy bastard that he is) has time to reply to me. I am challenging you to defend yourself in a mature battle of wits. (so you may want to bring along a few friends)
Your opinion on Van Hagar vs EVERYONE elses opinion on Roth, here in the Army. Id do it on PPV, but the costs in running a live show nowadays is fucking rediculous. And quite frankly it will be another Tyson fight from the early 90's. Bam! Down in the first round-Roth takes it all.
Every time that I think that I am out... They keep pulling me BACK IN!!!!
Well pal, let me school ya. Look up where it says hitch1969©... now below where it says "Roth Army™ FranchisePLAYA", because I am the fucking Diamond David Lee Roth Army... do you see "Member Number"? Number FUCKING 2, as in Sarge is Member motherfucking Uno and I am the fucking VICE PREZ of this motherfucker. And truth be told that dude is so knee deep in fucking poontang that he's way too busy for the internet so you need to understand that I could make this the "Sammy Roy Hagar Army" if I fucking wanted to!!! I have that kind of clout around this motherfucker. This site would not be here if not for me, you fucking worthless dickhead, and this is straight from the Sarge himself : "Special thanks goes out to the brilliant hitchBRAIN who was the person who finally convinced me to reopen this David Lee Roth Megasite. - Sarge, Webmaster, ROTHARMY.COM"
You heard that right, Sally. "THIS DAVID LEE ROTH MEGASITE". But what for the fucking thanks I get? Noooooo. You whine like a whore with a diseased pussy wondering how you got so fucked up, and blaming everyone for your disease. That is negativity. We check our negativity at the door here. We don't "do" negativity and you can walk the FUCK OUT OF HERE with yours. I am banning your sorry ass. You're fucking done!!! I am so fucking pissed off that YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET, YOU FUCKING COCKAROACH!!! Keep paying AOL, I could give a shit less.. but you're fucking OFFLINE FOREVER, FUCKFACE!!!!
Do you know that the Sarge and I partied with Roth in Vegas on July 4th 2000 and fucking David Lee goes, "You're that hitch guy from the Army site... nice to fucking meet you"? FUCKING ROTH KNOWS WHO I AM, YOU FUCKER!!! He fucking cares less about my Hagarism than you do!!! And speaking of Van Hagar, did you know that I fucking partied with VAN HAGAR in Denver in '92 after the Fiddler's show and shared Heinekens and smokes with Eddie himself (this was pre-cancer mind you and I certainly wouldn't encourage his addictions these days but I digress) Sammy and I did Tequila shots. Mike and Al were off being fuckers but I am on a first name basis with Sam and Ed YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. It's been years but it's about fucking time again and when they come to Denver in August I am going to party with them again and get fucking stoned with them and FUCK YOU DUMMY YOU'RE NOT COOL SO NO PARTY WITH HALEN FOR YOU!!!!
You know... this VAN HAGAR negativity at the DIAMOND MOTHERFUCKING DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY™ powered by hitch1969© ENDS TODAY. I am sick of it.
Speak ILL of Sammy, Van Hagar, or Eddie... and you're fucking BANNED. We don't want you here. GO over to LINKS or Vonnies where negative energy is welcomed and rewarded. We focus on THE POSITIVE here and if you don't like it, you're gone. I have that power. I WILL TURN THIS SITE INTO THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING SAMMY ROY HAGAR ARMY IF I HAVE TO!!!!
Be on heightened alert because I am declaring Jihad™ on Van Hagar negativism....
I am NOT going to FUCK your girlfriend, pal.... I already DID FUCK HER.
...and she's PREGNANT.
You're going to like SLOPPY SECONDS as much as Sammy did in '85!
you douchebag motherfucker
BREASTS!!
=h69=
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