AS BAD... no... WORSE than predicted.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by jsadl
What a joke. Say what you want about the other bands tonight but they were all able to get their shit together and perform. Watching Sammy and Mike up there was beyond sad. I'm not buying Dave's excuses about not having enough time to rehearse, he should have been there! Dave would have been the star attraction for the entire night! No one cared what Sammy Hagar had to say besides his own family and Mikey. I think Dave stayed away for two reasons. 1. To stay in good graces with the VH brothers with whom he wants to tour with so badly and 2. Because he didn't want to be near Sammy Hagar on stage. Also I don't think the jam session is Dave's thing. Could anyone picture Dave up there singing along with everyone else? Just doesn't seem like something Dave would do. Thanks for screwing over your fans yet again Van Halen.

good en puntos, my callabro.

hey....

anyone else....

SISTER SOBELEWSKI™ = pollock whorefuck™???

prob the highlight of the lowlight. Mikes sister is one hook nose into your sphinctus while mouthing the nutsack kinda WHOOOOO WA!!!

aint she now???

uhuh uhuh uh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uhuh

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[hitch1969©]

does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.

[Pip-VH-Lifer]

Originally posted by jsadl
What a joke. Say what you want about the other bands tonight but they were all able to get their shit together and perform. Watching Sammy and Mike up there was beyond sad. I'm not buying Dave's excuses about not having enough time to rehearse, he should have been there! Dave would have been the star attraction for the entire night! No one cared what Sammy Hagar had to say besides his own family and Mikey. I think Dave stayed away for two reasons. 1. To stay in good graces with the VH brothers with whom he wants to tour with so badly and 2. Because he didn't want to be near Sammy Hagar on stage. Also I don't think the jam session is Dave's thing. Could anyone picture Dave up there singing along with everyone else? Just doesn't seem like something Dave would do. Thanks for screwing over your fans yet again Van Halen.

The head of the nail has been hit.

[hitch1969©]

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[Sarge's Little Helper]

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[Bo Nozos]

Originally posted by hitch1969©


SISTER SOBELEWSKI™ = pollock whorefuck™???

prob the highlight of the lowlight. Mikes sister is one hook nose into your sphinctus while mouthing the nutsack kinda WHOOOOO WA!!!

aint she now???

uhuh uhuh uh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uhuh

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True dat, hitch.

May I also add that watching Sauce Sobolewiski's daughters make that Van Hagar Vagina sign with their fingers (about two minutes before Sam and BassPlayer themselves did it on stage) was almost equally as low.

What a putrid evening.

[FORD]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Remember when Sam said he'd get up and do a song WITH Dave?

What could they have possibly done that would have worked?

They should have just done I Got You Babe together.

It probably wouldn't have been any sillier than what went on.

Hell, they could have just lip-synced to it, and it would have been more entertaining.

Famous bands have been known to do that once in a while......

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[hitch1969©]

Skymaster Penis and I are touching each other's private areas in a gay, non-gay way, of course, over at hitchworld about this whole debacle in a thread we likes to call:

Fuck Van Halen, all members, past and present and forever!!! in DO NOT CLICK ON THIS!!!

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=1500

it's getting real gay in a platonic hetero kinda way.

BREASTS!!

=h=

[VanHalener]

I miss you already Van Halen

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[Bo Nozos]

I am disgusted all around:

1. Velvet Revolver's induction "speech" -- how obvious was it that Weiland wanted nothing to do with this? Slash was the only one who read his part of the "speech" with any emotion. Total fucking joke.

2. BassPlayer and Sam -- first thing BassPlayer does is tell EVH he "loves" him. That's a lie. Ed fired the BassPlayer. Ed and BassPlayer have been trading shots in the media for a year. All that aside, how TOTALLY SICK that the only band members there were Sam and BassPlayer, who openly tour under the name "The Other Half"? Fuck they should have brought Cherone up there and made it The Three Amigos. And Sam took a dig at Dave with the line, "You couldn't have kept me away from here with a shotgun."

3. Velvet Revolver performane -- I can't add to what's already been said.

4. Sam and BassPlayer performance -- the crowd at the Waldorf clearly had no idea what to make of it; half of them probably didn't even remember the song, and fuck a significant minority probably didn't even know who BassPlayer IS!! The awkward vibe coming off the audience was second only to the reading of the letter from Phil Specter -- and yo, that says A LOT because Specter is one creepy, discomfort-inducing mofo.

5. Ed -- great timing, asshole.

6. Alex -- what's your excuse, monkey-boy?

7. Dave -- understand why he wasn't there, but he could have single-handedly salvaged it I think.


Another opportunity for VH to do something cool, another opportunity wasted. There won't be many more, if any at all.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Bo Nozos
I am disgusted all around:

1. Velvet Revolver's induction "speech" -- how obvious was it that Weiland wanted nothing to do with this? Slash was the only one who read his part of the "speech" with any emotion. Total fucking joke.

2. BassPlayer and Sam -- first thing BassPlayer does is tell EVH he "loves" him. That's a lie. Ed fired the BassPlayer. Ed and BassPlayer have been trading shots in the media for a year. All that aside, how TOTALLY SICK that the only band members there were Sam and BassPlayer, who openly tour under the name "The Other Half"? Fuck they should have brought Cherone up there and made it The Three Amigos. And Sam took a dig at Dave with the line, "You couldn't have kept me away from here with a shotgun."

3. Velvet Revolver performane -- I can't add to what's already been said.

4. Sam and BassPlayer performance -- the crowd at the Waldorf clearly had no idea what to make of it; half of them probably didn't even remember the song, and fuck a significant minority probably didn't even know who BassPlayer IS!! The awkward vibe coming off the audience was second only to the reading of the letter from Phil Specter -- and yo, that says A LOT because Specter is one creepy, discomfort-inducing mofo.

5. Ed -- great timing, asshole.

6. Alex -- what's your excuse, monkey-boy?

7. Dave -- understand why he wasn't there, but he could have single-handedly salvaged it I think.


Another opportunity for VH to do something cool, another opportunity wasted. There won't be many more, if any at all.

99.9 % agreement.

roth... you fucked up, dude.

dont EVER fucking whine again

=h=

[Bo Nozos]

This was a dark day for VH. I'm not going to get all melodramatic and say it compared to 1985 or 1996, but this was pretty fucking bad man. I'd put it up there with DLR's career-halting performance on Leno in 1994 or thereabouts, and the VH III pay-per-view with Cherone -- an event that just takes a big stinky dump on the legacy of a once great band.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Bo Nozos
This was a dark day for VH. I'm not going to get all melodramatic and say it compared to 1985 or 1996, but this was pretty fucking bad man. I'd put it up there with DLR's career-halting performance on Leno in 1994 or thereabouts, and the VH III pay-per-view with Cherone -- an event that just takes a big stinky dump on the legacy of a once great band.

all the events mentioned, with all due respect... nothing compared to tonight.

this was the fucking 911 of van halen.

ANY version

I'm now thinking glenn miller or fucking lawrence welk or something. repeated on public access channels, loved by the elders. repeats since the 70s and nothing original in years. embarrassing to the younger set.

"incandescent"

FUCK YOU, dave.

my 11 year old says that after tonight, YOU are incontinent, ed is imcompetent, sam is impotent, al is invisible, and mike is irrelevant.

these bozo morons stuck it deep in our colonic cavitah.

like that horsefucking porno where the gay dude took it too deep and ruptured internally

we are ALL horsefucked faggot casualties, death by inadvertent beastiality in the buttholes/

jesus fucking christ this sucks

psssst hey come on man wake up

uh uhu huh uh uh uh uhuh uh uhu h

[6 is 9]

Originally posted by fe_lung
I did love the guy screaming "that's not Van Halen" during the break

i noticed that too. when they did their press thing after they got the trophies, i also heard the press yelling ROTH! ha ha ha. how would it be to go into the press room and the questions had nothing to do with neither mike anthony nor sammy? it was dave this and eddie that. sammy hagar aty least acted humbly as if he knew it wasn't him nor his version that was truly being inducted or what the fans wanted to see. michael anthony proved what a dick he truly is. he didnt acknowledge david lee nor alex outside of a mere mention. he puckered up and kissed sammy hagars ass, went along with the delusion that the band was more sucessful with hagar. it was pathetic. i thought it was also funny when the press asked about van halens tour or future plans and michael anthony had to throw in the fact that he's not included. david lee roth made the right decision by avoiding this without the rest of the band. velvet revolver was a joke too. slash was cool because he acknowledged david lee and eddie but the rest was bad. they even managed to pimp the tequlia. what a surprise. scott weiland was absolutely horrible too. he's a joke of a singer. imho. i know i already said it but david lee roth made the right decision by not going without either eddie or alex van halen. it was just the other half joke show.