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[eddie78]

What, are they gonna jump through my computer screen & beat me up, Sum?
Dude, you need to get out more & expose yourself to life outside the VH boards.
And, yeah, the mods took the liberty of writing "Full on cocktard" under my name, so go on & yap about who's being overly critical...

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by eddie78
No, that's why we're bringing the fights to the army.

I hope you're enjoying yourself....

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by eddie78
And, yeah, the mods took the liberty of writing "Full on cocktard" under my name, so go on & yap about who's being overly critical...

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by eddie78
What, are they gonna jump through my computer screen & beat me up, Sum?

[eddie78]

I love VH, have since i was 9 years old, but the fanbase seems to be populated by the halfwits from Shop class!
No wonder Ed tells 'em, "to get a life!"

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by eddie78
And, yeah, the mods took the liberty of writing "Full on cocktard" under my name, so go on & yap about who's being overly critical...

And you achieved that in what, just under 25 posts? Unfuckingbelievable! Should tell you sumthing right there Holmes.

Don't you suggest to me as what I should or shouldn't do you sonuvabitch.

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by eddie78
I love VH, have since i was 9 years old, but the fanbase seems to be populated by the halfwits from Shop class!
No wonder Ed tells 'em, "to get a life!"

...like the one you both seem not to have?

Go back to CVH.cum..

And sin no more.

[eddie78]

The reality:
Dave was a brilliant performer from 78-84.
Eat 'em & smile is the most overated pile of 80's cock rock this side of Poison's second album.
Skyscraper was worse.
Everything that followed chipped away at his integrity in huge chunks, yet folks like Crowbar couldn't differntiate between quality & crap.
Dave had a chance to be "cool" again in 1996, but his bloated ego knocked everyone off the MTV stage, and of course, Ed was blamed for the fallout.
Dave continues to hawk grabage like "Diamond Dave", the fans call it "Dave just being Dave", everyone else calls it Desperation.
Dave wants to be a paramedic.
No, Dave wants to be a radio DJ.
He fails in horrendous fashion.
Dave disses the fans & cuts his own throat by not showing at his own band's induction into the RNR Hall of Fame.
Ed tells Dave to "Get up here & sing bitch!"
Dave, for the first time, has no snazzy come back.

2007: Edward owns Dave.

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by eddie78
The reality:
There will be no other frontmen for VH in the future but DLR. Your half-witted,half-tounged control freak egotistical hero even knows what time it is.

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by eddie78
Ed tells Dave to "Get up here & sing bitch!"
Dave, for the first time, has no snazzy come back.

2007: Edward owns Dave.

Total bullshit as usual. I expect that from you now. Ed owns Dave? Who the fuck stayed home for years on end and refused to give their fans music or shows? Dave has been busy forever touring and don't you forget that pup!

class dismissed.

She's a vision from coast to coast......

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by eddie78

No wonder you feel at home on the gay army board!

It's time to leave , Sparkie !

[Dan]

Originally posted by eddie78

the mods took the liberty of writing "Full on cocktard" under my name, so go on & yap about who's being overly critical...

You Are A DumbFuck.

BTW.....Don't Fuck With The Roth Army.

[MAX]

Who is this "eddie78?" cumstain?

My he's an angry one. It's not our fault his clitoris is often mistaken for a teeny pee pee.

[POJO_Risin]

Newsflash:

Van Halen...in any era...

is now considered a fucking joke.

The ONLY Van Halen version that has any respect left is the pre 85 version.

spED heads blame Dave, because the cancer-ridden recluse could never make a mistake...

although he almost chose a chick to front the Mighty Van Halen...

then did choose a chick in Bette Midler, who brought in all the feminine men as Van Halen fans...

then brought in a teenage chick, in Gary Cherone, who cost Van Halen the girl vote because of his brown leisure suits that made Rosie blush...

then came the recluse years, where bipolar spED spent all his days calling every singer he ever had fronting his band, and alien because of how good they all sing, and having cook outs, and saying yes, and no, and maybe, all while sitting on the shitter...

making music to the rhythm of his fucking gas.

They are all a fucking joke at this point...

wake the fuck up.

[eddie78]

Originally posted by Dan
You Are A DumbFuck.

BTW.....Don't Fuck With The Roth Army.

I am a dumbfuck.
I give respect to a guy that played his ass off & wrote all your favorite songs. The fucking drunk that got VH out of the bars and onto the big stages. The fucker that redefined the guitar.
I should be smart like you Danny-boy & fucking join a board & rag all over my favorite fucking band, while mom washes my underpants.
I wanna be just like you Danny-boy!