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[eddie78]

Originally posted by MAX
Who is this "eddie78?" cumstain?

My he's an angry one. It's not our fault his clitoris is often mistaken for a teeny pee pee.

Your mom seemed pretty satisfied with it, Max.
God, you tools are worse than the sheep!
Let's all follow Dave & pretend he's still that happening dude from 1984.
Ban my ass, please!

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by eddie78
I am a dumbfuck.

Very well then!

[Dan]

Originally posted by eddie78
Your mom seemed pretty satisfied with it, Max.
God, you tools are worse than the sheep!
Let's all follow Dave & pretend he's still that happening dude from 1984.
Ban my ass, please!

You Are A Very Sad,Person.

[eddie78]

I'm sure your mom is a nice lady, Dan.

[Dan]

Originally posted by eddie78

I wanna be just like you Danny-boy!

My Name is Dan,not Danny-Boy.

Is it that hard to read my name?

[Dan]

Originally posted by eddie78
I'm sure your mom is a nice lady, Dan.

Mom Jokes?

Cry Me A Fucking River,eddie78.

[eddie78]

...All i want is Edward to get a little respect.
That's it.
I know Crowbar from another site & all he does is shred Ed to pieces because he despises the dude.
I have no idea why, but many have messaged me regarding that fact.
He'll deny it, but it is what it is.
Roth is the only singer for VH, but he also shares part of the blame for their demise. Why does he get a free pass on here?
Dave quit for Hollywood.
Dave insulted Ed in '96, ragging on him for his hip comment.
I'd have kissed EVH's ass, seeing as his solo career was as healthy as Johnny Winter.
EVH means a hell of a lot to me & i hate seeing him kicked all over every board by the same folks.

[eddie78]

Originally posted by Dan
My Name is Dan,not Danny-Boy.

Is it that hard to read my name?

Dan, no offense, but you sound like your about 14.
You called me a dumbfuck. Fair enough.
I called you Danny-boy, and your insulted.
WTF is wrong with this picture?

[Dan]

Originally posted by eddie78
Dan, no offense, but I like 14 year old boys.
WTF is wrong with this picture?

Do you know Joe Thunder?

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by eddie78
The reality:
Dave was a brilliant performer from 78-84.
Eat 'em & smile is the most overated pile of 80's cock rock this side of Poison's second album.
Skyscraper was worse.
Everything that followed chipped away at his integrity in huge chunks, yet folks like Crowbar couldn't differntiate between quality & crap.
Dave had a chance to be "cool" again in 1996, but his bloated ego knocked everyone off the MTV stage, and of course, Ed was blamed for the fallout.
Dave continues to hawk grabage like "Diamond Dave", the fans call it "Dave just being Dave", everyone else calls it Desperation.
Dave wants to be a paramedic.
No, Dave wants to be a radio DJ.
He fails in horrendous fashion.
Dave disses the fans & cuts his own throat by not showing at his own band's induction into the RNR Hall of Fame.
Ed tells Dave to "Get up here & sing bitch!"
Dave, for the first time, has no snazzy come back.

2007: Edward owns Dave.

[BirdsEyeMaple]

Originally posted by eddie78

And, yeah, the mods took the liberty of writing "Full on cocktard" under my name, so go on & yap about who's being overly critical...

awwwww,,its not the same experience being on a board that doesnt have people protecting you and judge you only on your actions is it?face it;you would have been banned at the other forum if everyone was treated equal.now you are here still wearing the ed goggles{ed goggles,damn thats funny!}and walking around with a big stick expecting to get treated as anything but a pest.It is too bad what happened to the CVH.com but that place did need a cleanse ever since evhguitars showed up there and hung around like a floater in the porcelain bowl,,with you swimming right after him.So having all of his history deleted forever is a gift to all Van Halen fans.he was probably the infection that caused the problem.hey why don't you cry to the webmaster here and maybe they will ban some people for you.

That was a good site before you and your idiot crew f'd it up. Too bad for the other great people over there.somehow I dont think that the people here will tolerate your bs.

[BirdsEyeMaple]

The reality:
Dave was a brilliant performer from 78-84.
Eat 'em & smile is an excellent record,,far better than any of Ed's work post Dave.
Skyscraper was worse but still better than Ed's work post Dave.
Everything else that Ed did with Hagar got worse and worse, yet folks like eddie78 couldn't differntiate between quality & crap and just kept worshiping the former great and knocking the former singer.
Dave had a chance to be "cool" again in 1996, but his bloated ego blinded him to the fact that the VHbrothers were just using him and they took the money and ran,,right to Charone.
Dave continues to just be Dave, and Ed continues to stab everyone in the back hes ever been around except his brother.
Ed will take up tuba.
No, Ed will stab Mike and get his kid to play bass.
No, Ed has a doctor with the cure for cancer from his metal pick.
No, Ed will do porn soundtracks.
No, Ed will have to go to rehab again.
He fails in horrendous fashion.
Ed & Alex diss the fans & act in typical fashion by not showing at their own band's induction into the RNR Hall of Fame.
Ed tells Dave to "Get up here & sing bitch!" but Ed was slurring so badly and nobody could recognize what song he was playing so Dave likely called his paramedic friends to come and get Ed.


2007: Betty Ford owns Edward.

[eddie78]

Man, you really have a hair up yor ass about your cheesy Kramers & Evhguitars.
Fucking get over it, already.
Without Ed, VH would not have gotten signed.
Call my posts "Gay" or whatever, but you can't prove otherwise.
True, Sammy sucked donkey balls & fucked up the chemistry, but from a commercial standpoint Van Hagar pissed all over "She's my machine."
Ed played arenas through 2004, Dave played Ribfest.
Drunk or sober, EVH is the driving force & the name the common concert goers recognize.
Now, prove me wrong!
Most likely, instead, Hyman Roth will call me "gay" again.
Which was Ed's ash strat again, champ?
Do your homework, man, before you slam my ass.

[thome]

Originally posted by eddie78
I love VH,

--You Must Be a Fan-

have since i was 9 years old,

--Been One for a Long Time-

but the fanbase seems to be populated by the halfwits from Shop class!

--Evidently You are Looking in a Mirror-.

No wonder Ed tells 'em, "to get a life!"

--That Would be yourself. from What -You- Have Written.-

So Keep Ranting Like Crazzy and Starting Intense Conversations about a Rock Band You Bitch and Moan about Having a Fan-Base
You Seem To Be -One Of -the Most Consummed, Most Rabbid, Non Stop.

You seem so wonderfully -OutSide- in your ability to, not post here(the army), in any other thread,other that this one about ,You and VH.

Roth On, Superfan!

[eddie78]

I have no idea what you just said.
Get out of wood shop & learn to grasp the English language, before you try & bust my balls.