Weird Dave pix

[Guy from Miami]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Holy fuck the denial in this thread runs Grand Canyon depths deep...

The pics don't look photoshopped and the poses are totally fucking gay!!

That doesn't mean Dave is gay... but gawd damn... the head on shoulder with arm reach up/around and then the close hug with the hand neatly tucked in Dave's arm pit. Gimme a fuckin break!!! Those pics reek of man-love...

Thank you... this is exactly the point I was trying to make.

[Combat Ready]

Originally posted by FORD
Since this thread is already GAY, what the fuck.......

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Spamboritos?

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by Guy from Miami
Hymen,

Dumbfucker, Shitpusher, Gay and a half.

Real brave words...real tough talk

- Dave's not/never been married?
- Never seen with a woman?
- Stories of having thousands of women? Never seen with them?
- Prances around like Freddy Mercury?

If Dave was gay Hymen, would you cry? Would you be gay for David Lee?

Hey little pussy - I don't give a shit if Dave is gay or not. Its his music I like - nothing more and nothing less. I listen to lots of musicians who happen to be gay - KingsX, Elton John, Queen...I'm sure there are plenty more. And, by the way, I see your scrawny reflection in one of those pictures - I would have no qualms saying that I think you are a shit pusher to your face.

Its you who seems obsessed with who is gay and who is not. Maybe getting fucked in the ass is embedded deep inside your subconscious.

The pictures don't look like two fags to me. They look like two drunk friends confident enough in their heterosexuality to not give a shit what some shrimp dick like you and ZahPoo think. Now go fuck each other.

[113]

If Dave is gay, he`s not going to reduce his solo/van halen record sales by admitting it!

[lonnieg5]

Originally posted by Guy from Miami

- Dave's not/never been married?
- Never seen with a woman?
- Stories of having thousands of women? Never seen with them?
- Prances around like Freddy Mercury?

Dude, did you sign up here just to try to convince Dave's most hardcore fans he's gay? Bad idea.

You'd be better of trying to convince Baby's On Fire there is a God.

[Guy from Miami]

Can I push your shit with my shrimp dick? Since your more of a catcher than a giver. You must know where I live, how else do you know about the size of my dick and how scrawny I must be? Oh, that's right you are Hyman Roth, lives in Miami Beach. You must sit and jerk off to my yellow banana sack. Real brave words from a tough guy behind the computer. I won't be able to sleep at night from a guy who chooses his avatar to be 180 yr old Hyman Roth, who was as old as dirt when they filmed Godfather 2. Say it to my face. I can give a shit. You are the one getting all worked up about me insulting David Lee Roth. Which I didn't. All I said is that the pictures look gay. You wanna go face to face. Go for it. What could you do to me? Unsub me? Ooooohhh? I ain't afraid of you, Hymen.

[thome]

Dear Flaming In the Metro.

If you really could take you eye of of the fan, you would see he is the one with the shoulder lean and the LOOK.

I know you can't take your eye off him, It's just your way .

Dave just looks like he always does so quit trying to promote your wants to be a star your not. eat a gun.


Most of the time butt buggy BS around here gets a Closed Topic within three or four posts.

Why is this show still on?

I have posted more important CRAP than this in the FRONT and been deleted.


I guess it's a free country and thank God and Jesus for George Bush and his wonderfull work in Iraq........ the sh!t hole of the world .

Come to think of it -The fan- looks Iraqi like, in a gay way, like they all are.

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by Guy from Miami
Can I push your shit with my shrimp dick? Since your more of a catcher than a giver. You must know where I live, how else do you know about the size of my dick and how scrawny I must be? Oh, that's right you are Hyman Roth, lives in Miami Beach. You must sit and jerk off to my yellow banana sack. Real brave words from a tough guy behind the computer. I won't be able to sleep at night from a guy who chooses his avatar to be 180 yr old Hyman Roth, who was as old as dirt when they filmed Godfather 2. Say it to my face. I can give a shit. You are the one getting all worked up about me insulting David Lee Roth. Which I didn't. All I said is that the pictures look gay. You wanna go face to face. Go for it. What could you do to me? Unsub me? Ooooohhh? I ain't afraid of you, Hymen.

Are you still here trolling for attention? How pathetic.

LMAO - getting worked up? Dude - I am laughing my ass off at your latent homosexuality, as is everyone on this site I am sure. How do I know what you look like? Like I said - I see your reflection in the picture you took...reading comprehension much? Brave words? You are the one talking shit behind your sperm encrusted keyboard, I'm just throwing it back out there at you, little pussy, with more finesse than you will ever have. Wow - you really got me there insulting my avatar...I don't think I will ever recover from that one.

Of course you are not afraid of me. You are safe at your boyfriends house trolling anonymously on a messageboard. What do you have to be scared of...besides AIDS, of course, and hate crimes maybe.

[diamondsgirl]

Both Dave and Anwar are involved in charities for children with cancer. That makes both men pretty cool in my book.

I wouldn't be surprised if the pics were taken at some kind of charitable event.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Guy from Miami
Hymen,

Dumbfucker, Shitpusher, Gay and a half.

Real brave words...real tough talk

- Dave's not/never been married?
- Never seen with a woman?
- Stories of having thousands of women? Never seen with them?
- Prances around like Freddy Mercury?

If Dave was gay Hymen, would you cry? Would you be gay for David Lee?

Lets ask Christy Turlington how gay Dave is....from what I understand she asked him to marry her.

[Hyman Roth]

Apolonia...

[lonnieg5]

Originally posted by Guy from Miami
Can I push your shit with my shrimp dick?

Dude, you just tried to fuck Hyman.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Apolonia...

exactly or as Dave calls her, by her real name Patricia

Dave was just pretending to enjoy having sex with her. :D

[Unchainme]

I'll set this argument...Don't ask me why..But I've met a gay dude before, I think he went into Quizno's I work at, I really can't remeber...Turns out he's a Classic Rock/Heavy Metal fan..Even plays in a band, etc, etc, Used to lurk the Army back in the day, Knew Who FORD and a few others were, right off the bat...We got discussing Van Halen and I asked Him how He felt About the idiots that post and think that Dave is Gay...His Response "Are You on Crack? Dave isn't Gay..And trust me why, I would know if he was..He's the fucking Toastmaster General of the Immoral Majority!"

[Baby's On Fire]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Lets ask Christy Turlington how gay Dave is....from what I understand she asked him to marry her.

Apolonia asked Dave.

Dave asked Christy to marry him. He said so on Howard Stern in 1993 or so.