Weird Dave pix

[Baby's On Fire]

Originally posted by m_dixon1984
I still say the pics are photoshopped, maybe not by the poster but photoshopped just the same.

I'd say the same face shot was used in both pics. Slightly strecthed, sized to fit, contrast adjusted slightly. The face tilt in pic1 just isn't right to me and in pic2 I don't think the lighting's right or the size. Just doesn't look like Dave is really there. Plus pic2 looks like a serious pic like from a wedding or something (see serious look on other guy's face) why would Dave have his cheese-eating grin in that shot.

It's just not right...

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

M

They are CLEARLY photoshopped! Look at Dave's hair in that first one! Show me any of the thens of thousands of photos of Dave where his hair even resembled that, and I'll give you a million $$.

And the second pciture is with the same dude, and the hair is vastly different, even though the fucking vest is the same!!

Wakeup people!!!

[FORD]

Originally posted by 113
If Dave is gay, he`s not going to reduce his solo/van halen record sales by admitting it!

Yeah..... Queen never sold any fucking records. And whoever heard of Elton John?

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by FORD
Yeah..... Queen never sold any fucking records. And whoever heard of Elton John?

Judas Priest too..Yeah..Their fanbase left in droves..

Didn't Elton John get married to a girl in the 80's?

[FORD]

Originally posted by Guy from Miami

- Dave's not/never been married?

That is the goddamn DUMBEST excuse for homosexuality I've ever heard.

NOT being married makes you gay??

Well flame on, girlfriend!

Can't post anymore, I'm off to the disco........ toodles!!

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[Unchainme]

Originally posted by FORD
That is the goddamn DUMBEST excuse for homosexuality I've ever heard.

NOT being married makes you gay??

Well flame on, girlfriend!

Can't post anymore, I'm off to the disco........ toodles!!

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LOL..Even Elton John was MARRIED to a Girl...It doesn't mean shit..

[Unchainme]

Who was the gay frontman of VH Again?

[sadaist]

Originally posted by Unchainme

Who was the gay frontman of VH Again?

Duh

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Dumb fucker...

Try this:

According to the website for Art Express, the president's name is "Anwar Zayden".

http://www.artexpressframes.com/

I strongly suspect this is the gentleman in all the pictures of the stars hanging up in the store as well as the picture with Dave. In fact, you can see the dude in a picture on the Art Express website homepage.

Now run a google search of "Anwar Zayden" and you run across a story in the Miami New Times documenting a relationship Mr. Zayden had with a WOMAN who turned psycho on him and falsely accused him of rape and kidnapping (which were thrown out for lack of evidence).

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/1999-04-22/news/a-south-beach-love-story/

Would I let a man pose with me in the same pose as Dave and Mr. Zayden? Yes, if he was my friend and I especially if I was drunk. And I ain't gay for no one.

So, I submit the following:

Dave: not gay.
Anwar Zayden: not gay.
Guy from Miami: gay and a half.

Have a nice day, shit pusher.

thats fucking eautiful....5 STARS!!!

[wiseguy]

SHOCKING...that you have that, how'd you part with it?

[MAX]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I don't see any kissing and I don't see any hands in the groin area.

Imagine the lonely life one must have to sign up at the Army and post bullshit like this.

Get out some "Guy" ... live a little ... find a woman.

Or are you jealous of Dave and long for the touch of a man.

Exactly Al...

What kind of "man" sits around and consciously thinks about the sexual orientaion of some other man unless they're both brewing and festering some unusual, perverse, sick and erotic fantasies about said dude themself? Let alone, go take snapshots of said pics?

[MAX]

Again and also, this topic and speculation is soooooo old and it's BEYOND pathetic. Proof's in the pudding!!! If David Lee Roth were gay, one of the VH brothers, MA or Spamuel would've unloaded the goods years ago. Fact is, Dave's reputation for chasing tail was legendary within the rock industry for years. Many mags have stated that both Dave's and Al's reputaions with groupies rivaled Led Zeppelin's back in the day. I remember both Vai and Sheehan stating how the backstage of the EEAS tour was adorned with countless and willing wimmin'.

What about Dave's infamous grid system? Yes, he did that all as a part of some smokescreen...

Again, how fucking stupid!!!

[Nitro Express]

Dave doesn't even look real in those pics. Maybe the fag is posing with a carboard cutout.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by MAX
Exactly Al...

What kind of "man" sits around and consciously thinks about the sexual orientaion of some other man unless they're both brewing and festering some unusual, perverse, sick and erotic fantasies about said dude themself? Let alone, go take snapshots of said pics?

I view men as competition. When one of them wants to screw another man up the asshole, then fine. It leaves more pussy for me.

[Nitro Express]

You can go around as a famouse legendary rock icon and fuck men up the ass and not be exposed. A jelouse lover or someone out for attention or money is going to talk to the press. The Van Halens and Sammy deffinately would have called him out. Sammy probably would have tried to fuck him.

[113]

Dave is not bald, and does not wear a wig (Sammy fans distort his hair on Photoshop , and have done for at least 15 years).
Dave has loads of girlfriends and does not want to settle down with just one.(Dave told me he always uses a condom, thats why he has no children).
Dave lives with his sister because he needs someone he can trust to do the cooking and cleaning. Despite the rumours on the web, she is not a lesbian, just because she crops her hair short, lives with her brother and is very social like him, does not make them homosexual!