answer: ZERO POINT fucking ZERO (0.0)

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Panamark
Dave is back in Halen and this is your first post ??

Just between you, me and the gatepost, I've been
looking forward to your inevitable "Dave is back" post..

This is it ??

Gaylord Focker......

know what???

STICKY THE THREAD.

What the fucking hell does anyone EGGspect from me??

This fucking THING with DLR and VH would have been great in 1985. 1996, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002. even RockNROll Hall of Fame 2007.

Excuse my apathy in general, it's not as bad as it seems. YES, I am excited about the NEW VAN HALEN. I've been following it as any of us would, However I would feel like a FUCKING CHUMP to go on and on about how new and great it is.

WHY the fuck am I explaining this shit to YOU? No offense dude, but who the fuck are you to hold me a-fucking-ccountable?

NO new music, just another (sorry for saying this out of respect for the dudes that said DONT SAY CASH N GRAB) but another fucking Van Hagar type FLEECING of the diehards, with total disrespect to THE BASS PLAYER who suddenly can't be counted on after how many years?

No offense to Wolfie... and believe me I am as excited as DaviT lee about the fucking ipod gen version of VH... Mike Anthony? DID WHAT WRONG???

Atleast Hagar held out for the cash n grab with the MA proviso. Dave is SO fucking desperate to play JUMP (Yes, JUMP you Fair Warning DIEHARDS LIKE ME WHO WANT TO HEAR THE BEST) that for you $550 you could just as easliy spin the VAN HALEN BEST OF wheel and see this fucking tour without even opening your eyes.

These dudes are almost 60 years old. I love them because I always have and no disrespect to any of them. But this ain't gonna be fucking 1982 FAIR WARNING VAN HALEN.

What you have now is fucking 2007 leftovers, served cold.

ANd minus a side.

However, it's not all doom and gloom. Because it's better than NOTHING. And, it's some perverted version of what we've been teased with since 1996.

Think of the 2007 VH as sort of a tranny.... HOT face, boobs... ass... and a penis that you will ignore so that you can get off like you did with Sally RottenCrotch back in 1982 when she was hitting puberty, sprouting breasts, growing pubes, and sliming the vagine for the first time all over your cheasy 12 year old mustache.

THere's nothing wrong with that, Panamark. Infact I am proud to look forward to it here with you today.

STICKY THIS THREAD.

BEST!!

=h=

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by katie
Oh dear so much for the army having staunch soldiers.
When it's number 2 rolls over so easily on his back.
If the this Roth board was a country then it would have to be France.

Fucking weak the lot of ya!

You got spammed, so what

Now fucking deal with it!!!

so do you want me to inject a baby inside of you or what?

SIT OR SHIT, baybeeeeeeeee!

BEST!!

=h=

[hitch1969©]

does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.

[Panamark]

Stick it up yer ass mate..

Put up or shut the fuck up...

A few dribbly insipid spots of pre-cum wont
glue this glorification of spamming masturbation
at the top of the Army's flagpole..

Seeya in twelve months for your tour summary ??

Man.... this situation is ripe for the best Hitch post
ever..

There goes my hero..

Watch him fade away..

You really think this is stick worthy, this is as good as
you can do these days ??

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Panamark
Stick it up yer ass mate..

Put up or shut the fuck up...

A few dribbly insipid spots of pre-cum wont
hold this glorification of spamming masturbation
at the top of the Army's flagpole..

Seeya in twelve months for your tour summary ??

Man.... this situation is ripe for the best Hitch post
ever..

There goes my hero..

Watch him fade away..

You really think this is stick worthy, this is as good as
you can do these days ??

DO NOT task me, Panamark.

I have been, and always shall be... your friend. Live long, and prosper.

Thanks for the STICKY.

BEST!!

=h=

[ELVIS]

Calm down Panamark...

Originally posted by hitch1969©
But this ain't gonna be fucking 1982 FAIR WARNING VAN HAEN.
STICKY THIS THREAD.

BEST!!

=h=

I'll stick it for that...

[ELVIS]

Hey, but Dave said it's gonna be "better than it ever fucking was"

uhh huhu hu hu huhhuu uh uhuh

[Panamark]

Son of Bitch Bastards !!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
DO NOT task me, Panamark.

I have been, and always shall be... your friend. Live long, and prosper.

Thanks for the STICKY.

BEST!!

=h=

POOFTAH !!!

Drop in more often you unsociable bastard !!

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Panamark
Son of Bitch Bastards !!

Steve Irwin what????

Michael Hutchence when???

Does flappo kiss his mum wif dat mouth, mate????

uh uh uh uh uh uhuh uh uh uh

=h=

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Panamark
POOFTAH !!!

Drop in more often you unsociable bastard !!

Agreed.

and a fucking shrimp on the barbie, eh mate.

Now go over to GOO's house and stick it in his bum.

fuckin' aussies...

=h=

[katie]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
so do you want me to inject a baby inside of you or what?

SIT OR SHIT, baybeeeeeeeee!

BEST!!

=h=

You can do netter than this.

I hear they are coming back to spam this board on this fisrt date of the tour.

Should be interesting.....

I bet the links are fucking loving this

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by katie
You can do netter than this.

I hear they are coming back to spam this board on this fisrt date of the tour.

Should be interesting.....

I bet the links are fucking loving this

First of all, WHY would the VHLINKS be loving this? I don't get that at all. The O&E fuckers picked THE BEST Van Halen site on the net to fuck with. THat sorta makes the LINKS look like the fat chick at the prom, no? Trust me, as the leader of hitchWORLD1969, there is no greater insult than being ignored. ASk the Fatal Attraction beeeeehotch.

Second, back to me and YOU.

TELL me about your pussy, your secret slimy hole that you have waited to slime upon my small yet virile hitchCOCK. How about your peri-anal sphinctus? and the tightness and twatnot?

Of course you are a dirty filthy whore and you love it. You're hotter than your twatter and saving that shit for marriage and the baby carriage. OH YES YOU ARE YOU NASTY LITTLE SLUT.

God and religion and society deny you these things that you have never acted on but only fantasy islanded in your mind, thinking about OLD MEMBER NUMBER TWO as you slowly glide your index finger over your swollen clitoris using only the natural lubrication of your vagine to whetten your thoughts of moi.

Send me some beaver n bunger shots.

I'll see whats on my agenda.

BEST!!

=h=

[Panamark]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Agreed.

and a fucking shrimp on the barbie, eh mate.

Now go over to GOO's house and stick it in his bum.

fuckin' aussies...

=h=

At least we are fuckin !

Dude, you are bustin my balls, $2.50 a fetus and no
mind fucking Dave is back post...