answer: ZERO POINT fucking ZERO (0.0)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I don't think he was looking for a grade...

Well, he needs the feedback, because this stuff is just not up to fucking snuff!

[Jimmy Jingles]

Nice to see Hitch taking sides.



Somebody flush this #2.

[sadaist]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
"who is owned"?

And no offense, Hitch, I know you are number 2 and I am number nothing, but I also find it a bit disconcerting that while I was spending my break time at work bumping legitimate threads in the main above the pictures of dick so visitors to this site wouldn't have to trudge through the spam to read about Dave, that an available mod who could have been deleting that shit was sitting back, watching it all and just laughing.

PWN3D

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
And no offense, Hitch, I know you are number 2 and I am number nothing, but I also find it a bit disconcerting that while I was spending my break time at work bumping legitimate threads in the main above the pictures of dick so visitors to this site wouldn't have to trudge through the spam to read about Dave, that an available mod who could have been deleting that shit was sitting back, watching it all and just laughing.

the "thanks, mods" thread makes me laugh. it took ten hours for someone to come up with "hey, maybe we oughta shut registrations off?"

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by twonabomber
the "thanks, mods" thread makes me laugh. it took ten hours for someone to come up with "hey, maybe we oughta shut registrations off?"

Well, I started that thread and I thought they did a good job.

Granted, I wasn't really around much of yesterday so I didn't get the full story.

It was just a lot of shit to cleanup, which they did.

[hitch1969©]

Look at all the negativity here tonight!!!

Some of you dudes are not understanding the obvious here. This concerns me because, mark my words, these dudes are going to get this site again if you keep up your shit attitudes. With your fighting words you are fueling their incentive.

Hey who the fuck am I to say anything about this sort of thing? I was invading Michael Jackson websites when you still had your Windows95. I can think of several comments in this thread alone that would have me heading to proxy sites and setting up 20 or 30 sleeper accounts. What these guys had that I never had though.... was strength in numbers. Holy shit it was like the Chinese militia there. They understood the concept of collateral damage and acceptable loss on a massive scale. To deny them the respect they earned here yesterday makes our insecurities sparkle.

Not that it was cool or funny or any of that shit. I understand all to well the time spent engaged in cleaning up SPAM and the frustrations we faced yesterday. Hey like I said, one fucking word - FLAPPO. as in FLAPPOSPAMMO. The guy is the king of that shit, those dudes yesterday should take a lesson from that guy's book. Believe it or not, there wasn't always a time that flappo and I were as gay non-gay man love as we are today, grate mates with the popgear hate and all that. As I sat there yesterday all I could think was, WWfD™? What would the King sayeth?

And much to another point made, about how I, as a moderator, just sat on my ass and did nothing while these dudes trashed the place. Come on, fellas. You know the drill. Sarge ain't no fucking DUMBO©. I am literally the fucking Barney Fife™ of this site - one bullet, keep it in the pocket. I am a mod in title only, Sarge isn't going to grant me any power to do anything around here. He knows that I would wipe out half the fucking GAY forums that have nothing to do with anything, like that stupid political forum or the "fantasy" sports forum. The only "fantasies" that I have involve hot chicks and sometimes a hot tranny if I'm really bored. No, I'd get rid of more than 2/3 of the members, mass bannings. You know, the "bar" threads, one line posters. FUCK THAT. Then I'd paint the motherfucker TEAL AND ORANGE. maybe call hitchWORLD1969© when it was all said and done.

To everyone submitting their critique of my posts, while I obviously reserve the right to disagree with you (some of you are wrong) the ones that are giving me good grades and welcoming me back are correct. Trust in your good judgement where the others falter. I am talking to YOU Hardrock69. Who knew that you were such a chump? And here after I gave you props in the PRESS CONFERENCE video thread.

Lastly, I want to remind everyone that this entire fucking site was hacked out of existence in 2002, along with my own beloved hitchWORLD. My site's been totally hacked offline like 4, 5 times since as well. THAT was a major fucking setback, not this nuisance shit yesterday. THERE WOULD NOT EVEN BE A GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING JACKBOOT DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY had it not been... yes, for fucking ME.

ME ME ME. You douchetoubes understand THAT. It was I, hitch1969, member number 2... who made a series of phone calls to the Sarge and convinced him to start up the site again when he was too frustrated to do so. If you don't fucking believe that, look at the archives. He said it himself.

These guys GOT you yesterday and you're too self-important to admit or have a little laugh at your own expense. Which isn't necessarily a BAD thing because the way that I see it, us RothTards and the O&E crowd share in one thing - relentlessly supporting something on the internet that is SO past it's day of glory that we fail to see the woods through the trees. They're a joke to us; we're a joke to them. To the rest of the word, we're both jokes... Atleast to the American Idol discussion forums of the interweb anyway. Atleast they support something happening in the millenium that is still relevant. Joke's on us, and them, the way I see it.

O&E ain't happening... the 0.0 rating proves that. Jesus, Roth Radio had better ratings that that.

They are over at that site saying "well, a mod finally admitted it" and then linking to my post but totally ignoring the 0.0 part. Which makes them look stupid because while I commend them, I also insult them. You guys are here, again not focusing on the 0.0 thing, going on about how I am disloyal.... you fuckers missed the point. Two losers don't make a fucking winner, fellas. If you want to battle these dudes, IF you have the energy and the time... FOCUS on what I am arming you with.

Roth NEVER had a rating on the radio as low as 0.0

You fuckers question my loyalties??????? Question my allegiance or the frequency of my attendance????? My moderator "abilities"???? the "quality" of my rantings as opposed to shit that I wrote 5, 6 even 10 years ago??????

You know what, I'm going to forgive you all for going Judas™ on me. I'm large like J.C. that way.

HERE FOR THE ROTH ARMY,

=h=

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles

It was just a lot of shit to cleanup, which they did.

yeah...twelve hours later.

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by hitch1969©

ME ME ME. You douchetoubes understand THAT. It was I, hitch1969, member number 2... who made a series of phone calls to the Sarge and convinced him to start up the site again when he was too frustrated to do so. If you don't fucking believe that, look at the archives. He said it himself.

I believe you. I am living proof. You called me in the middle of the night.
You admitted you were kinda drunk, but you remember calling me.
I remember you telling me, "Sarge, you gotta run it again!"

[diamondD]

Asolutely 100% correct.

If the hitchman hadn't used the red phone, none of you fuckers would have this site. This site was down for months. Between Roth's mgrs and the hacking, I think Sarge had had enough IMO.


You may not like him, but you should damn sure appreciate him.

[ELVIS]

Some of these people have a problem with reading comprehansion...

Especially Soft69...

I caught your drift from the beginning and I stuck it...

Relentlessly supporting something on the internet that is SO past it's day of glory that we fail to see the woods through the trees.

Hmmm...

Yeah, that's pretty crazy but we're talking about Real Van Halen, almost...

I dunno...

At the end of the day it's just a rock concert...

[Jimmy Jingles]

Don't get me wrong...I love a good Hitch rant just as good as the next bitch.


Just have issues with this particular one.

[Hardrock69]

Hey I won't apologize for what I said.

Sure Hitch has history here, etc., etc. blah blah.

But I find it insulting to the Roth Army that he would compliment the O & A losers for hacking this site.

Yeah so Hitch convinced Sarge to bring this site back, yadda, yadda.

I AM glad of that, as I had just signed up here when it suddenly disappeared, and I never thought I would see it again.

But begging the O & A crowd to lick their ass is a bit much if you ask me.

So you have your motivations, Hitch.

Good for you.

I am still gonna speak my mind. I don't shy away from offering my opinions.

Lots of you (Elvis especially) know I don't hold back when I have something to say.

I am not in favor of trying to have some kinda of fucking flame war with all those losers.

But by the same token, I am not interested in sucking up to them by telling them they did a 'great job' and all that other fucking shit.

To some it may seem he is being magnanimous in delivering praise.

I view it as kissing their ass.

And to me that is lowering himself to a level beneath them.

But no matter.

Onwards and forwards.

We have more important shit to think about.

Like upcoming shows.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
I respectfully disagree. People who post at the Roth Army have jobs. We don't have 10 hours to spend organizing ourselves and spamming the WOW board with pictures of Transexual Brazillians.

snip

And no offense, Hitch, I know you are number 2 and I am number nothing, but I also find it a bit disconcerting that while I was spending my break time at work bumping legitimate threads in the main above the pictures of dick so visitors to this site wouldn't have to trudge through the spam to read about Dave, that an available mod who could have been deleting that shit was sitting back, watching it all and just laughing.

Hyman, let's not blame the mods for this mess. Nobody legitimately registered at this board was laughing at this crap. except maybe Hitch, judging by his own words.

As your own post says, people here have jobs. And because we have jobs, it's not always easy to spend all morning deleting entire threads from this forum, particularly when said threads have Brazillian transexuals, dick picks and other offensive shit that one would not want to have on one's own monitor, should the wrong person see it at your place of employment.

As far as the efforts you and others made to suppress this crap, they were much appreciated. And yes, that even includes you, Thome.

(Did I just type that??)

And don't think I'm siding with #2 here. Far from it. I don't respect those Herpie & Assrimmie shitheads at all. I made the mistake of listening to that shitty show this morning (as I wasn't sleeping anyway) and those pussies were gloating about what their goddamned retards did here.

Nothing worthy of respect there at all. They aren't Khan. They're more like Tribbles. On Meth.

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by diamondD
you should damn sure appreciate him.

Maybe the words of the webbies will soothe everyone.

[Hardrock69]

Maybe verification of the words from the webbies will appease everyone.