answer: ZERO POINT fucking ZERO (0.0)

[Carmine]

straight laced, in your face and at a fuckin rabid pace...











...always love a Hitchrant©

[Warham]

Hitch®,

You need to post more often. We need these rants on a weekly basis, at the least. I could use a good laugh. :D

Cheers!

War

[Nickdfresh]

B+/B- Hitch. Not your best effort...

[ELVIS]

I don't think he was looking for a grade...

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
.....Diamond David Lee Roth Army absolutely acknowledging your total OWNAGE of us.... so...

...

BEST!!

=h69=

I respectfully disagree. People who post at the Roth Army have jobs. We don't have 10 hours to spend organizing ourselves and spamming the WOW board with pictures of Transexual Brazillians. OK so you found one post that made a little sense, but most of that shit was "RAAMOOOOOOOOOONE" and "Chocolate Rain" nonsense that would only make sense to some loser that spends his life with his XM satellite headphones on tuned to two no-talent hacks that think nobody is noticing that they have stolen Howard Stern's schtick.

The only people who are "owned" here are those pathetic losers with nothing else to do but spend 15 hours on the internet posting pictures of dick and transexuals they obviously have in abundance on their hard drives. I acknowledge that the ARMY had to suspend new registration (which is not such a bad thing in my opinion, temporarily, anyway), and the losers slowed down the server a bit (but lets face it - the server is slow as shit anyway and this messageboard software is from the stoneage) but 24 hours later, all their posts are deleted, all the trolls are banned and those motherless fucking idiots are still unemployed. I ask, rhetorically, "who is owned"?

And no offense, Hitch, I know you are number 2 and I am number nothing, but I also find it a bit disconcerting that while I was spending my break time at work bumping legitimate threads in the main above the pictures of dick so visitors to this site wouldn't have to trudge through the spam to read about Dave, that an available mod who could have been deleting that shit was sitting back, watching it all and just laughing.

[Hyman Roth]

And can you get in touch with Phil the Stalker? I wish "he" would post more - that dude is funny as hell.

[jharp84]

I see the "spammers" whaa 12-14 yr. old 80 lb. rejects standing naked in the computer room after school playing swordfights with their mini-dicks, have strengthened and re-united the DLR ARMY!!

[Hardrock69]

Hitch does not impress me.

Why the fuck are you people lining up to suck his cock?

Hitch seems most anxious to suck the cocks of the two homos O & A, and he basically is saying he is waiting with spread ass cheeks for their fans to butt-rape him.


And you guys say he is somehow cool?

I see no evidence of this.

[Hyman Roth]

http://www.wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=2035077&postcount=71

[jharp84]

Let me know when we go to WAR!!!!

[ROTHisGOD]

hmmm.

[BITEYOASS]

Das Hitchman ist back!!!!! :D

[katie]

Re: answer: ZERO POINT fucking ZERO (0.0)

Originally posted by hitch1969©
TO THA SPAMMAZ™:

word up motherfuckers. You dudes cracked me the FUCK up today. I watched like a giddy schoolgirl on horseback, juices flowing down in the tunaboat crevasse and nipple hard-ons poking holes in the training bra. You dudes were brilliant, like Osama bin-L. This site has never suffraged sucha tragedy. In the mod room, they're calling YOU our fucking 911.
=h69=

[Steve Savicki]

Re: answer: ZERO POINT fucking ZERO (0.0)

Originally posted by hitch1969©
I just wanted to welcome all you David Lee Roth fans out there to the year 2007. I heard many of you were trapped in 1980 for the last 27 years.

Wouldn't that be trapped in 1984 for 23 years or 1978 for 29 years?

Does Sarge even know Dave's "back?"

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
I respectfully disagree. People who post at the Roth Army have jobs. We don't have 10 hours to spend organizing ourselves and spamming the WOW board with pictures of Transexual Brazillians. OK so you found one post that made a little sense, but most of that shit was "RAAMOOOOOOOOOONE" and "Chocolate Rain" nonsense that would only make sense to some loser that spends his life with his XM satellite headphones on tuned to two no-talent hacks that think nobody is noticing that they have stolen Howard Stern's schtick.

The only people who are "owned" here are those pathetic losers with nothing else to do but spend 15 hours on the internet posting pictures of dick and transexuals they obviously have in abundance on their hard drives. I acknowledge that the ARMY had to suspend new registration (which is not such a bad thing in my opinion, temporarily, anyway), and the losers slowed down the server a bit (but lets face it - the server is slow as shit anyway and this messageboard software is from the stoneage) but 24 hours later, all their posts are deleted, all the trolls are banned and those motherless fucking idiots are still unemployed. I ask, rhetorically, "who is owned"?

And no offense, Hitch, I know you are number 2 and I am number nothing, but I also find it a bit disconcerting that while I was spending my break time at work bumping legitimate threads in the main above the pictures of dick so visitors to this site wouldn't have to trudge through the spam to read about Dave, that an available mod who could have been deleting that shit was sitting back, watching it all and just laughing.

Exactly. These were just dumb, no-talent spammer hacks emulating the low bar, second-ratedness set by their heroines. They were probably taking time out from their e-mail spamming jobs and gay porn fluffing gigs to following the orders of two completely unfunny douche bags. As I read in the 'net yesterday, if Stern fans went after Opie & Anthony like there little "pests" went after others, those two would be crying in a closet holding each other ever so gently as Anthony's intern-blowing girlfriend left him.

Seriously - I love a good troll. If there was some overlying joke, a con, that would have been grate. But spraying shitty internet graffiti of pics meant to "shock" just reeks of pedestrian amateurs that obviously have even less taste in comedy than they do class...

I know the Riddlerâ„¢, and Hitch, these sperm-junkies were no Riddlersâ„¢...