Up For Breakfast

[DavidLeeWrath]

Ice Cream Man -
This was written and originally recorded by Chicago Blues musician John Brim. Born in 1922, Brim recorded this at Chess Records in 1953. In 1994, he released a compilation album called The Ice Cream Man.
This is one of David Lee Roth's favorites. He pushed to get it on Van Halen's first album as a tribute to the Blues.
The first verse is just Roth singing and playing acoustic guitar. The full band joins in after that.
Like many American Blues songs, the lyrics are loaded with sexual imagery.....kinda like "Up For Breakfast".

[rustoffa]

*POW* There goes another tire on the short bus. Fucking jumping around like giddy school girls worried about hair on their lips. The exit sign needs a few more bulbs, not unlike your fucking heads. Sonofabitch, say SOMETHING that resembles a moment of clarity.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by rustoffa
*POW* There goes another tire on the short bus. Fucking jumping around like giddy school girls worried about hair on their lips. The exit sign needs a few more bulbs, not unlike your fucking heads. Sonofabitch, say SOMETHING that resembles a moment of clarity.

Have a beer, son.

[gslinger]

Originally posted by Sarge
For the same reason why people download midget porn..
because they are curious...

Midget porn.....LMFAO - That’s the best analogy I have heard to-date!!!!!!!!!!

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Have a beer, son.

I really don't think one will do it.

[Hecubus]

Ehh....

I can only say that it's better than "It's About Cash"....

...and that ain't saying much, really.

I can get into the music enough, but not the lyrics/singing....

[The Alexster666]

PUT SOME CREAM IN MY COFFEE? HOT BUTTER ON MY BISCUTS? GIVE ME A FUCKIN' BREAK!!!! THAT IS WORSE THAN "SUMMER NIGHTS!!"

[gslinger]

"I loved the song, dammit we worked hard on it, and f—k you aholes……I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!

[FORD]

Well, at least this one is musically coherent. But the lyrics are easily the worst thing Sammy's spewed since "Big Fat Money".

This one would have had potential with a real singer and lyricist.

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by FORD
This one would have had potential with a real singer and lyricist.

Maybe DLR will cover it since he currently isn't writing any music. Just make sure you tell Dave not to fuck the song up.

[gslinger]

Originally posted by gslinger
"I loved the song, dammit we worked hard on it, and f—k you aholes……I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!

"Besides we're doing a good thing. We're giving out free suckers to all the young children that attend our concerts"

[pete]

This is the worst piece of garbage they have ever put out.

Tell my Van Spaggots that "year to the day" doesn't kill this.

This is so sad.

roflmao

Dave may have salvaged this in some way.
Nut, sammy ruined it.

He expressed all this hype. You faggots bought it.

DO NOT CALL US HOMO-PHOBES. You're still posting so, even ignorant faggots like yourself have a voice here.

At the links, you are the only voice. 2nd home to the village people.

I just wish you'd brush your teeth once in awhile.

Everytime you open your mouth the stench is blinding.

This is crap, and you are it's waste product.

God, this sux.

The worst VH ever.

[pete]

This is the worst piece of garbage they have ever put out.

Tell my Van Spaggots that "year to the day" doesn't kill this.

This is so sad.

roflmao

Dave may have salvaged this in some way.
Nut, sammy ruined it.

He expressed all this hype. You faggots bought it.

DO NOT CALL US HOMO-PHOBES. You're still posting so, even ignorant faggots like yourself have a voice here.

At the links, you are the only voice. 2nd home to the village people.

I just wish you'd brush your teeth once in awhile.

Everytime you open your mouth the stench is blinding.

This is crap, and you are it's waste product.

God, this sux.


We told you!

But you lay there "sphincters wide open"
The worst VH ever.

[pete]

"Oh eddie, we want to hear the sounds of crap leaving your ass with a little flange! YEAH, Brilliant"

[NathanRay]

Alreet EVH's Early in the morning is 1:45 AM when his Whore Comes over and Get's him up off the pool table and tries to get him out of his drunken stupor with coffee and sex. She Grabs the Re-Join Pump and Pump it up , Pump it up and forces herself onto him. Wolfie comes down stairs and says "Damn it dad WTF???"

Then ed goes "Fuck You MotherFucker....I'll make sure you relive this childhood trauma, asshole... I'm makin a song out of this and what's Worse Sammys Gonna sing it you little bastard!!!!