Up For Breakfast

[Panamark]

Somebody *HAS* to step in and revoke Sammy's reponsibilities as a lyricist. Surely the Hagar fans would be equally embarrased ??

[Bill Lumbergh]

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Holy Fuck Batman this makes IAT look like a masterpiece...............PATHETIC, how could they release this garbage! Hagaritas don't even try to defend this fucking garbage. Dave on his worst day couldnt write lyrics this bad.........the music is so non descript and boring...........

[Warham]

Sam's boyfriend butters his biscuits, according to the song.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Warham
Sam's boyfriend butters his biscuits, according to the song.

That comment is getting all the Hagaritas hot right now.

[frets5150]

YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE 3 SONGS A CHANCE I DID AND THEY SUCK EXCEPT SOME OF EDDIES GUITAR WORK AND EVEN HE'S NOT UP TO PAR

[Bill Lumbergh]

I listened to the first two and that's enough..........

[VH LINKS SUCKS]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
the song is rocking....
i dont care what any of you guys say....

To reinsure everyone at the Army that you are a total moron!
This song signifies that Spam is without doubt the worst lyricist on this planet!

What a complete embarrassment and disgrace this band has become! An insult to the once Mighty Classic Van Halen!

[Warham]

Lumbergh,

If you listen to the third song, you'll swear that there might have been some redeeming quality to VH III. Tread at your own risk.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Hmmmmm......I guess I'll check it out...........what's the worse that can happen, I jump off a bridge while shooting myself after hearing it?!

[Don Corleone]

I've just heard it.... Words cannot describe how awful it is.

[thefive]

Can someone post the lyrics so I can laugh my ass off? I am serious.
I read like 12 posts and I am too lazy to read through all these posts to see if someone posted it already. Sorry for my laziness. LOL

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by pete
VHIII is much better

MUCH

I mean it

Cherone is better than hagar. I've said it b4. HERE

at least VHIII had a few brilliant musical moments.

EXACTLY!!! CHERONE WAS/IS A ROTH FAN, AND ONLY DID HAGAR SONGS ON THE VH3 TOUR BECAUSE EDDIE ASKED HIM TO PLAY ONE TOKEN SONG PER ALBUM. CHERONE IS ONE OF US, A ROTH FAN, AND HE NEVER....NEVER DID ANY WRONG....ANY ONE OF US WITH VOCAL TALENT THAT HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO JOIN VH FOR AN ALBUM AND TOUR WOULD/SHOULD HAVE SAID YES....CHERONE'S NO DIFFERENT, HE'S A ROTH - ERA FAN!!!

[Carmine]

this is worse than IAT, I just heard the other song "learning to see" that one is not bad, by far the better of the 3. Totally what should be expected from V Hagar.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Sarge
I listened to this..
And it is one of the worst songs I have ever heard.
This is even worse than the piece of shit song that came out a week or so ago.
The lyrics are just plain pathetic.

Just checked it out right now. Even I'm at a loss for words! How many different ways can i say shit? I'll try...

Up For Breakfast is:

Thick and Creamy Crap
Cow Dung
Bull Rockets
Squirty Clay
Muddy Water
Anal Milk
Colon Surprise
Rectal Brownies
Brown Eye Butter
Dirty Onion Spew
Filthy Ass Spirals
Dark Cave Runners
Monkey Meat
Shitter Sausage
Ass Scrapple
Hatch Tribble
Tan Custard

Mezro...the songs off of VHIII are much, much better than this. Gary Cherone is a super hero with lyrics compared to Sam

[conmee]

Time for the BRING BACK GARY movement!!!!! lmao

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