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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    Post Your VH Predictions Here

    No news is good news?

    Yeah, right.

    No news when it comes to spED World, is just that.....

    Here's your chance to be Nostra-Fucking-Damus

    What is going to be the next big announcement?
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    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #2
    I think Dave will get itchy, and do something outside of the band...

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • chefcraig
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Apr 2004
      • 12172

      #3
      While attending the Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction in Scottsdale, Arizona this weekend, an oblivious Edward Van Halen will have his right foot run over while admiring a 1966 Buick Electra 225. Van Halen, who often sports a pair of threadbare and open toed shoes (allegedly) worn during his days as a struggling musician, will require extensive surgery, thus pushing back the recording of a new project, rumored to be ten years in the making.

      In the meantime, High Profile Media will announce sometime in June (via a poorly written newsletter) the success of January's car auction and ironically, the introduction of EVH striped orthopedic shoes for older fans.









      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
      ― Stephen Hawking

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        #4
        This isn't about your fucking toe

        -DLR
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          #5
          I'm sticking with the classics.......you gotta go with what works.

          New tunes recorded with Dave, Ed's new brother, plans for a massive tour...............POW, right in the VH Fans nether regions, self-destruction, bitter backstabbing, long drawn out media bitch fest between the Sisters and DLR......Fuck it, you guys know the rest.
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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          • Terry
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12133

            #6
            Wouldn't be a shock to have nothing at all transpire with the band.

            What must Roth have been thinking as the summer of 2008 approached, when he considered that the band started the ball rolling in late 2006, and after 18 months all they were able to do was a greatest hits only tour with, what, 100 or so dates give or take a dozen?

            The Van Halens move at a snail's pace. Apparently now nothing can happen until after Ed gets married in June anyway...I can't imagine Roth wanting to wait around for the Van Halens to pick up the pace, unless he feels Van Halen is all he has left that is worth doing.
            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32576

              #7
              Originally posted by kwame k
              I'm sticking with the classics.......you gotta go with what works.

              New tunes recorded with Dave, Ed's new brother, plans for a massive tour...............POW, right in the VH Fans nether regions, self-destruction, bitter backstabbing, long drawn out media bitch fest between the Sisters and DLR......Fuck it, you guys know the rest.
              But you voted No New Tour.

              ???

              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • Matt White
                • Jun 2004
                • 20569

                #8
                Nothing...zip...zilch.....

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  #9
                  New Album with Dave, followed by a Tour.:D

                  BTW.......A World Tour.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • Figs
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2945

                    #10
                    They get a new singer, maybe one of Wolfgang's high school buddies, record a shitty album, and embark on a shitty shitty tour.

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                    • jero
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2927

                      #11
                      Most likely nothing

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                      • kwame k
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 11302

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        But you voted No New Tour.

                        ???


                        Yup, I was referencing the fiasco of 90's get together and "break up". New music, no tour.
                        Originally posted by vandeleur
                        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                        • Big Troubles
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 8517

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kwame k
                          Yup, I was referencing the fiasco of 90's get together and "break up". New music, no tour.
                          Im think some new music with their new album, with some unreleased material cleaned up on it. Tour a North American tour, a few over seas, then take another year or two off. I personally dont think they have anything to prove. I think they did their "proving" with the 07/08 killer tour. great job! They looked and sounded great.

                          Quick name another band that is in their mid 50's that sound and look that good.

                          The Who? Rolling Stones? Led Zep? This is good co. Van Halen keeps.

                          Im hoping for some cleaned up versions of:

                          Bullit Head

                          Put Out the Lights

                          Big trouble

                          Babe Dont Leave Me Alone

                          Women in Love

                          maybe a Kinks cover tune (I Need You)

                          and the rest brand spanking new in front of your naked steaming eyes...ok you get it....
                          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                          • binnie
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2006
                            • 19145

                            #14
                            It will all end with a wimper, rather than a bang....
                            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                            • Terry
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12133

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Big Troubles
                              Im think some new music with their new album, with some unreleased material cleaned up on it. Tour a North American tour, a few over seas, then take another year or two off. I personally dont think they have anything to prove. I think they did their "proving" with the 07/08 killer tour. great job! They looked and sounded great.

                              Quick name another band that is in their mid 50's that sound and look that good.

                              The Who? Rolling Stones? Led Zep? This is good co. Van Halen keeps.

                              Im hoping for some cleaned up versions of:

                              Bullit Head

                              Put Out the Lights

                              Big trouble

                              Babe Dont Leave Me Alone

                              Women in Love

                              maybe a Kinks cover tune (I Need You)

                              and the rest brand spanking new in front of your naked steaming eyes...ok you get it....

                              Got it
                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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