Wolfie Delays New VH Album for a Number of Years

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    Wolfie Delays New VH Album for a Number of Years

    Van Halen Bass Player Is Hot For Teacher
    by Paul Cashmere - February 24 2009



    There will not be a new album from Van Halen for a number of years because bass player Wolfgang Van Halen has to finish school.

    Wolfie, son of Eddie Van halen, became a permanent member of his father’s band following the departure of original member

    However, there won’t be an album for a while. Wolfie is back at school after taking a year off to tour.

    "I yanked him out of school for 11th grade, which is actually the most important year, because that's what they go by for college,” Eddie told Rolling Stone. “And the school said, 'We're not going to let him back in, if you pull him out, because we've never done that before.' Well, first time for everything, dude, you know? They did let him back for 12th grade, because he wanted to graduate with his buddies."

    There will be a new album one day. "I've got tons of music written, such a variety of stuff,” he said. "The essence of me is obviously there, and those drums, they're always recognizable. But people expect a certain thing from Van Halen, and this isn’t exactly bang-your-head-against-the-wall stuff”.

    The pressure is on Wolfie to graduate. “First he graduates, then we’ll sit down, give Dave (Lee Roth) a call and see if he feels like whooping and hollering a little bit. I’ve got a ton of music,” Eddie said.


    While the band is on hold while Wolfgang gets hot for teacher, Eddie has released a new signature guitar, called the EVH Wolfgang guitar.
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  • GAR
    Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 10881

    #2
    Darn, dude, now they'll have to use Mike Anthony.

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    • house0paincakes
      Roadie
      • Apr 2004
      • 123

      #3
      This is ROCK & ROLL not Romper Room! WTF?

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      • ZahZoo
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 9172

        #4
        Number of years..? He graduates this June.
        "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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        • SNIPER
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jun 2004
          • 2625

          #5
          I dont know about all that. Ed said a new album and stuff would be after june 09. Thats the story i herd and I like mine much better.

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          • chefcraig
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Apr 2004
            • 12172

            #6
            All you see anymore are these spoiled kids with a sense of entitlement. Whatever happened to quiting school, getting a G.E.D. and going to work in retail?









            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
            ― Stephen Hawking

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49567

              #7
              So let Wolf finish school, go to "Julliard," hire Mike back, and then let Wolfgang start his own fucking band!

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              • kwame k
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Feb 2008
                • 11302

                #8
                Too simple, Nick.....this is SpEd we're talking about.
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                • Diamondjimi
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2004
                  • 12086

                  #9
                  The kid's a fucking millionaire fer crissakes!

                  Take yer fuckin time Ed , what's another couple of years.

                  “First he graduates, then we’ll sit down, give Dave (Lee Roth) a call and see if he feels like whooping and hollering a little bit. I’ve got a ton of music,” Eddie said.


                  WTF is that supposed to mean?
                  Yeah ,get the meatball to finish school, you marry the promotion broad, give Rev. Neckbrace a call , Get Dave to "Whoop and holler" over your substance inspired noodling while you switch on the autopilot and tap out the same fuckin paterns you've been doing for the last 28 fuckin years!!!

                  It's time for someone to Mace Tubby off Bassplayer's hoop ,drag Saucy to Ed's place, patch shit up and get the fucking show on the road FOR FUCK SAKES!!!
                  Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                  • Full Bug
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2921

                    #10
                    Wow, this place is slow with news, read this Tuesday of last week....
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                    • Dr. Love
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7833

                      #11
                      yeah, really, why are we reading last week's news when there's so much shit going on in the VH world!!!
                      I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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                      • Terry
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12133

                        #12
                        Just another example of Ed still being out to fucking lunch.

                        Getting together with Roth was a no-brainer. So much so it only took a decade for Ed to try it again after the first go-around.

                        Now the band can't move forward until possibly this summer, in terms of creating new music...why? Because Ed needs to get married a half-year from now and his bass player needs to graduate high school...um, whatthefuck?!
                        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17161

                          #13
                          Why would you need Wolf there ?
                          Easy enough to patch the bass lines in....
                          Unless Ed is still running mono 1 track
                          reel to reel at 5150 ???

                          I bet they have already started recording.
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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22951

                            #14
                            I'm not fooling myself. Eddie Van Halen is tired and David hasn't written anything original since what, 1997?

                            This news comes as no surprise at all to me. In fact, I was anticipating it for quite some time. Verbally. Van Halen is fucked and there's no amount of greatest hits tours and new band members that are ever going to be able to totally fix it.

                            Let Wolf go to school, apologize to Mike, get out on a outdoor farewell tour this summer and call it good.

                            That, of course, is the RIGHT thing to do...so don't expect it to happen...
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • vaijuju
                              Sniper
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 830

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Full Bug
                              Wow, this place is slow with news, read this Tuesday of last week....
                              Funny!
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