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  • tjvhou812
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2004
    • 4216
    #46
    Originally posted by DLR ROCKS123
    Sam making rock music maybe pop music all he sings about is fucking love van halen stopped makeing rock music when dave left how can you rock out to when is it love or so this is love come on those songs sucked ass. selling lots of records dave sold what 33 or 35 million copies with van halen and sammy sold what maybe 13 or 14 million copies. so what if dave is on a bike riding around with a dorky looking helmet at least he knows how to ride one. sammy is to fucking fat to even get on one. and im still trying to figure out if that is keith richards on guitar or is it eddie they both look like they died in the 60s and no one told them.
    you call yourself a dlr fan,

    well just so you know...
    so this is love, is a dave song, not sammy

    now get back to the farm sheep boy
    Originally posted by RIKK

    Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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      • TwoFoolsAMinute
        Sniper
        • Apr 2004
        • 925
        #47
        SPERMY GAYBAR!!!
        ROFLMFAO!!!!
        THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!


        no sarcasm is intended by this message.

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          • Switch84
            Veteran
            • Feb 2004
            • 2316
            #48
            CPR 101

            [QUOTE]Originally posted by Halen High
            [B]Hey Fab. I'm sure he'd love to give you CPR.



            :D The airway must be cleared of debris, first. He'd have to take Hagar's tool out of her mouth.....



            BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!



            Aw, come ON!!! Y'all opened the door for that joke!
            "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
            Blackflag on DLR

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              • dave_is_vh
                Sniper
                • Apr 2004
                • 920
                #49
                When is the last time Ed did something for someone other than himself?

                The only thing I can think of is when Ed said he was going to do something for Jason Becker but then never did it. What an asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
                "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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                  • Fabulous Shadow
                    #50
                    Re: CPR 101

                    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Switch84
                    [B]
                    Originally posted by Halen High
                    Hey Fab. I'm sure he'd love to give you CPR.



                    :D The airway must be cleared of debris, first. He'd have to take Hagar's tool out of her mouth.....



                    BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!



                    Aw, come ON!!! Y'all opened the door for that joke!
                    Nobody opens doors for YOU around here bitch! Your at the wrong site. Besides what you you know about a dick in the mouth since you are a woman sworn to never giving head? Fuck off back to DDLR.

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                      • Big Troubles
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 8517
                        #51
                        :D Im here for you Fabulous.
                        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                          • Big Troubles
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 8517
                            #52
                            hey hey...Daddy's home!
                            "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                              • Sheep Hunter
                                Full On Cocktard
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 22
                                #53
                                Originally posted by Big Troubles
                                hey hey...Daddy's home!
                                BT is a swut!:D

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                                  • Fabulous Shadow
                                    #54
                                    BT is one HOT mutha fuka! Thanks baby! Guess these nats can't help but swarm over here for a little bit of FABULOUS attention now and again... PATHETIC!

                                    Who's my Daddy?

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                                      • Sheep Hunter
                                        Full On Cocktard
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 22
                                        #55
                                        Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
                                        BT is one HOT mutha fuka! Thanks baby! Guess these nats can't help but swarm over here for a little bit of FABULOUS attention now and again... PATHETIC!

                                        Who's my Daddy?
                                        :D But I wuv you!!

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                                          • Fabulous Shadow
                                            #56
                                            People are linking to this pic like crazy. Even those fuckers at the DDLR and VHF that banned me... Think they gave me any credit for the find? HELL NO! Killing my webspace! Any ideas other than taking it down?
                                            Last edited by Guest; 07-06-2004, 01:55 AM.

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                                              • DLR ROCKS123
                                                Roth Army Recruit
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 15
                                                #57
                                                Originally posted by tjvhou812
                                                you call yourself a dlr fan,

                                                well just so you know...
                                                so this is love, is a dave song, not sammy

                                                now get back to the farm sheep boy
                                                Originally posted by tjvhou812
                                                you call yourself a dlr fan,

                                                well just so you know...


                                                Yeah your right i screwed up there but what i was trying to say was that most of van hagar songs are about love thats all. love walks in when is it love they are moe like love songs but ones like aint talkin about love by david is more of a rock song thats what i was trying to poiunt out. I do not like sammy with van halen he is much better by himself.
                                                so this is love, is a dave song, not sammy

                                                now get back to the farm sheep boy

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                                                  • Cathedral
                                                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 6621
                                                    #58
                                                    Originally posted by DLR ROCKS123
                                                    van halen stopped makeing rock music when dave left how can you rock out to when is it love or so this is love come on those songs sucked ass.
                                                    So this is love is a Dave era song and I think it kicks total ass, lol.
                                                    I am hoping that was a typo on your end, bro, lmmfao.

                                                    Well my baby's on the corner and she's lookin sooooo fine, put one and one together and it blows my mind.
                                                    man needs love to live i'm the livin proof, catch that smile and i hit the roof.
                                                    Big double take but you keep on walking...I'm in love...Once over, I'm overdone......
                                                    "So this is love", Oooh i need your lovin, come on baby, take me home.
                                                    Oooooh i need your loving, i'm just skin and bone...............

                                                    Naaaaa, This song don't suck ass at all...and the solo section is short and sweet, lol....I fucking LOVE this tune.

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                                                      • Foozwah
                                                        Roadie
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 196
                                                        #59
                                                        Y'know what? In amongst the constant negativity and bullshit of the worshippers of the truly pathetic, undersold-shows, almost universally-shitty reviews piece of crap that is Van Hagar, I think this whole Dave-EMT thing is just so fucking cool.

                                                        So he's riding a cruiser? Well Dave's a pretty cruisy guy. :D And any bike helmet looks kinda crap, but it's a lot better than having your brains splashed all over the road. And as has been said many times before, he's giving something back to the community, something the 'We Only Want Your Money' wankers will never understand.

                                                        Dave is 100% class, an incredibly diverse human being who in his time has rocked harder than most people could even imagine, travelled the world, shagged countless hotties, made countless people happy, and is also generous and wants to help others. I think we should all be fucking proud of the guy.

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                                                          • Halen High
                                                            Commando
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 1231
                                                            #60
                                                            Well said Foozwah!

                                                            Dave has got to be one of the most interesting, intelligent and talented guys in rock history.

                                                            I'm proud of him and I can't wait for his next cool move.

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