Real Van Halen Fans Have Had Enough!

[ROTH ARMY STAFF]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7342

Read it.
This is your chance to make a difference...
BREASTS,
ROTHARMY STAFF

[DLR_EngineRoom]

I concur..here here...

[Dr. Love]

yar har

[guwapo_rocker]

Re: Real Van Halen Fans Have Had Enough!

Originally posted by ROTH ARMY STAFF
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...&threadid=7342

Read it.
This is your chance to make a difference...
BREASTS,
ROTHARMY STAFF

Cool, I'm gonna make t-shirts of it. I think I'll change the

flip this b**CH over to see the back or something.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Cool, I'm gonna make t-shirts of it. I think I'll change the

flip this b**CH over to see the back or something.

lol

[Coyote]

Can I get an "Amen"?

[Warham]

AMEN brother!

[Coyote]

Can I get "A-woman" too?

(Ya gotta be equal towards the women... )

[Warham]

AWOMAN!!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Warham
AWOMAN!!

...does a man (or another woman) good.

[Warham]

LOL, yeah, ain't that the truth.

[Coyote]

Yes it is.

[scottydabodi]

Sammy's a Fat Piece of Shit

Y'know, man, F-Sam, and F-Ed too, these 2 morons have been keeping us in a state of disappointment for FAR TOO LONG!! 19 years we've waited, and for 19 years we've been left standing, looking in ABSOLUTE BEFUDDLEMENT at what a TERRIBLE joke VanHalen has become. When I put VanHalen2 on at a party(as recently as last weekend) everyone DRINKS MORE, parties HARDER, and gets naked FASTER than with ANY HAGAR CD EVER PRODUCED!!! Classic VH is the ultimate party WAITING to be unchained!!! Roth music is the kind of music that SCARES THE SHIT out of Hagar Fans, and makes 'em run and hide under the fuckin' BED like the bunch of PUSSIES THEY ARE!!! Classic VH tunes are the ANTHEMS of pure, unbridled, 100% Grade A, tested and submitted for your approval ROCK N ROLL!!!! It pisses off your neighbors, it destroys your hearing, it makes you wanna DRINK too much, it makes you wanna FUCK so many chicks you can't remember all their names(if you even knew them to begin with), it encourages BAD BEHAVIOR, it makes Eminem look like a CHOIRBOY, it will blast out the car stereo speakers as you careen WILDLY down the street with a backseat full of hot dames, a trunk full of JACK DANIELS, and a police copter chasin' you straight TO HELL!!!!!!!! While Hagar fans go to bed early, and talk about their "feelings", WE'LL be up late fuckin' their sisters, drinkin ALL the beers, then abducting their parents(who Hagar fans still live with) and holding them for GODDAMN RANSOM(which is a REAL VH reunion)!!!!!!!! Fuck the MEDIOCRITY THAT SAM AND ED HAVE FORCED ON THE WORLD!!! DO NOT SETTLE FOR 2ND BEST!!! I know Sam and Ed want you to, but FUCK THEM, and their MOTHERS!!! F-SAM, and F-ED, they've destroyed it all to the point of no return, unless Dave fixes it, and THAT'S THE DAMNDEST BOTTOM LINE I EVER BOTTOM LINED!!!!!!! somebodygetmeadoctor!!

[DR CHIP]

Yep...I'm in....

[moose]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Y'know, man, F-Sam, and F-Ed too, these 2 morons have been keeping us in a state of disappointment for FAR TOO LONG!! 19 years we've waited, and for 19 years we've been left standing, looking in ABSOLUTE BEFUDDLEMENT at what a TERRIBLE joke VanHalen has become. When I put VanHalen2 on at a party(as recently as last weekend) everyone DRINKS MORE, parties HARDER, and gets naked FASTER than with ANY HAGAR CD EVER PRODUCED!!! Classic VH is the ultimate party WAITING to be unchained!!! Roth music is the kind of music that SCARES THE SHIT out of Hagar Fans, and makes 'em run and hide under the fuckin' BED like the bunch of PUSSIES THEY ARE!!! Classic VH tunes are the ANTHEMS of pure, unbridled, 100% Grade A, tested and submitted for your approval ROCK N ROLL!!!! It pisses off your neighbors, it destroys your hearing, it makes you wanna DRINK too much, it makes you wanna FUCK so many chicks you can't remember all their names(if you even knew them to begin with), it encourages BAD BEHAVIOR, it makes Eminem look like a CHOIRBOY, it will blast out the car stereo speakers as you careen WILDLY down the street with a backseat full of hot dames, a trunk full of JACK DANIELS, and a police copter chasin' you straight TO HELL!!!!!!!! While Hagar fans go to bed early, and talk about their "feelings", WE'LL be up late fuckin' their sisters, drinkin ALL the beers, then abducting their parents(who Hagar fans still live with) and holding them for GODDAMN RANSOM(which is a REAL VH reunion)!!!!!!!! Fuck the MEDIOCRITY THAT SAM AND ED HAVE FORCED ON THE WORLD!!! DO NOT SETTLE FOR 2ND BEST!!! I know Sam and Ed want you to, but FUCK THEM, and their MOTHERS!!! F-SAM, and F-ED, they've destroyed it all to the point of no return, unless Dave fixes it, and THAT'S THE DAMNDEST BOTTOM LINE I EVER BOTTOM LINED!!!!!!! somebodygetmeadoctor!!

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