All-Encompassing Van Halen New Album / Interscope Thread

[BITEYOASS]

I guess the reason why Dave wasn't recording 5150 is that Alex was bitching about that palm tree horseshit again. WTF is wrong with turning the studio into "Club Dave?"

It's best that we do something more worthwhile during this long ass waiting period such as getting laid! And/or have a rip-roaring night on the town, complete with bad hangovers and a trashed house. Hell, I'll probably start a band in bama if I can't find a fuckin full-time job anytime soon.

[Jagermeister]

Eddy: So Dave you know all that material I said I hade been saving over the years?

Dave: Yes

Eddy: Well here it is.

Dave: Um Ed that's a cassete tape.

Eddy: Yeah I know.

Dave: Ok so you fit how many years of stuff on one cassete tape:

Eddy: Yup 8 years or so. Well the tape's not really full.

Dave: So what do you want me to do with it. We can't come up with a new album if all you have is an old cassete tape that's not full.

Eddy: Sure we can. All we have to do is tune down another 1/2 step after side A and everyone will think it's diferent music.

Dave: Ed we can't keep recording things the way you did with that ass hat Sammy at the wheel. We have to do better than that.

Eddy: Well fuck Dave. I poured my heart and sole into that tape.

Dave: No you didn't you poured a case of beer into that tape. Come on man!

Dave: Hey Alex guess what your brother gave me today.

Alex: A cassete tape that's not full?

Dave: Yeah how did you know?

Alex: I found it in my wifes panty drawer and gave it to him yesterday. You should have seen the look on his face. Did you listen to it?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Alex: So what did you think?

Dave: Complete horse shit.

Alex: Wait untill you hear what Wolfgang laid down for a base line.

[Dan]

How Rude.

[Hardrock69]

[bueno bob]

So...is it official? Have all of us with an IQ over 50 come to grips with the fact that there's never going to be another Van Halen album?

[bueno bob]

How's that working out for them nowadays? They still going or what? Haven't heard a peep about them in a long time.

Don't know if it's true or not, but I heard a while back that whatever the lead singer's name is was living out of his car in between his on-again off-again INXS "career"...

[FORD]

Actually I just heard this weekend that INXS was back in the studio with the TV contest winner and they're touring next year.

Go figure...... Oh well, he's still better than the other doofus they tried to use as a singer........

[chefcraig]

Don't know if it's true or not, but I heard a while back that whatever the lead singer's name is was living out of his car in between his on-again off-again INXS "career"...

Actually I just heard this weekend that INXS was back in the studio with the TV contest winner and they're touring next year.

Go figure...... Oh well, he's still better than the other doofus they tried to use as a singer........

Read post # 246 for the update.

[FORD]

Huh.... well that's not what it sounded like on XM's "First Wave" channel. They were talking like Fortune was still very much part of the band.

Oh well, it's not like it matters. They pretty much suck without Hutchence either way.

[twonabomber]

Oh well, it's not like it matters. They pretty much suck without Hutchence either way.

indeed.

Hutchence died 13 years ago today...

[DavidLeeNatra]

indeed.

Hutchence died 13 years ago today...

no shit!?!?!?!

[hideyoursheep]

A new record in January?

WOW! What year?

[ThatArtGuy]

1984.

[yah]

I'm just looking forward to hearing some great new VH tuneage with Dave lead,front and centre.
If it rocks heavily, all the better.....

[WARF]

Hello my Roth Army peeps...

Just had to say... I heard the new album was called, "Bold".

The first thing that came to mind was this sounds like a shitty album name.

Then it occured to me... we are gonna get an official release of the old Van Halen demo...

WE DIE BOLD!!!!

This is the most awesome fucking news I have heard in years!!!!

LET'S GET FUCKING WASTED AND CELEBRATE MY PEOPLES!!!!!