All-Encompassing Van Halen New Album / Interscope Thread

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Did your dentist buddy "extract" anything from the young apprentice... or are the fans in for a perpetual root canal, with no numbing for the duration..?

i personally didn't ask wolfie for any tidbits, and dennis/dentist didn't either. i didn't want to be that nosy douche guy pimpin' for info. no root canals tho, maybe just a good cleaning and b.y.o. anesthesia.

[ZahZoo]

I understand... a legendary douche guy has to maintain his pimpin standards!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

aw, thanks

[comixxx]

All I can tell you is this information comes from a source that initially told me about the VH reunion in 2007 months before news came out. I truly believe my source. However, you don't know me so I can see you being skeptical. I am only posting because I like this site and have come here often since 2007. Well, my source is in a well known band that's been around for 20 years. I won't name the band because that wouldn't be cool. He tells me he ran into Wolfe recently. Wolfe told him that the VH record is complete. He also told him that most of the songs were written in the 1970s; possibly tunes from the VH demos. This makes sense to me. I thought that's what they'd do. That's all I know. If I find out anymore I will post. I'm excited.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

all systems go

[sadaist]

All I can tell you is this information comes from a source that initially told me about the VH reunion in 2007 months before news came out. I truly believe my source. However, you don't know me so I can see you being skeptical. I am only posting because I like this site and have come here often since 2007. Well, my source is in a well known band that's been around for 20 years. I won't name the band because that wouldn't be cool. He tells me he ran into Wolfe recently. Wolfe told him that the VH record is complete. He also told him that most of the songs were written in the 1970s; possibly tunes from the VH demos. This makes sense to me. I thought that's what they'd do. That's all I know. If I find out anymore I will post. I'm excited.

If true, sounds like they made good use of Eddies vault. Makes sense that they would try to get a similar feel & sound as the music from the 6-pack.

[binnie]

Sources indicate that I will be getting a blow job in the not so distant future. I will post updates as they - ahem - arise.

It may, however, be a sticky situation.

[FORD]

All I can tell you is this information comes from a source that initially told me about the VH reunion in 2007 months before news came out. I truly believe my source. However, you don't know me so I can see you being skeptical. I am only posting because I like this site and have come here often since 2007. Well, my source is in a well known band that's been around for 20 years. I won't name the band because that wouldn't be cool. He tells me he ran into Wolfe recently. Wolfe told him that the VH record is complete. He also told him that most of the songs were written in the 1970s; possibly tunes from the VH demos. This makes sense to me. I thought that's what they'd do. That's all I know. If I find out anymore I will post. I'm excited.

Yeah right.... Because you and your "source" were so right the last time........

I found this out from a famous friend in the know.

A very reliable source tells me that DLR with rejoin with Van Halen for a summer tour in '07. He and Eddie are now communicating with one another. I don't know if the communciation is direct or if it is indirect thru management. I've been told it is purely an econmoic thing. In other words, VH has been offerred in upwards of 1 million per show. Apparently they will do a stadium tour with Aerosmith and Guns 'N Roses. This bill does sound starnge, but that's what I'm being told. They will also do shows without support.

Yeah, I remember that tour. Especially the reunited GnR set. Axl, Slash, Izzy, Duff, and FORD on drums never sounded better! (Adler was back in rehab and couldn't make it)

Oh wait a minute........ That didn't fucking happen

[binnie]

Update: my source indicates that - as I did not take out the trash - blow job rights have been suspended.

This is the 'Van Halen III' moment.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Update: my source indicates that - as I did not take out the trash - blow job rights have been suspended.

This is the 'Van Halen III' moment.

you gotta hot garbage lady? j/k (no offense to mrs. binnie)

[binnie]

No offence taken.

She looks hot when she's covered in my junk

[Hardrock69]

Update: my source indicates that - as I did not take out the trash - blow job rights have been suspended.

This is the 'Van Halen III' moment.

Awww....mannnn

[SunisinuS]

I always take out the trash....This motherfucker must be a blowjob neophyte.

[Dan]

How Very Rude.

[twonabomber]

All I can tell you is this information comes from a source that initially told me about the VH reunion in 2007 months before news came out. I truly believe my source. However, you don't know me so I can see you being skeptical. I am only posting because I like this site and have come here often since 2007. Well, my source is in a well known band that's been around for 20 years. I won't name the band because that wouldn't be cool. He tells me he ran into Wolfe recently. Wolfe told him that the VH record is complete. He also told him that most of the songs were written in the 1970s; possibly tunes from the VH demos. This makes sense to me. I thought that's what they'd do. That's all I know. If I find out anymore I will post. I'm excited.

Hmmmm....something is familiar here...