All-Encompassing Van Halen New Album / Interscope Thread

[ZahZoo]

The last surviving fans of the Classic Van Halen era react to the announcement of the long awaited Van Halen album release...



Roth Army Exclusive!!! The return of Club Dave:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Where's my ban button... Don't post pictures of me without my consent !!!

That's me, Pojo and Wrning.... Pojo is the one with the cup, it's got Jack Daniels in it....

[jero]

Sure, not his teeth?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Where's my ban button... Don't post pictures of me without my consent !!!

That's me, Pojo and Wrning.... Pojo is the one with the cup, it's got Jack Daniels in it....

the bottom picture?

[Little Texan]

the bottom picture?

[Little Texan]

Here's a shot from the studio...

Couple of things missing... overflowing ashtray still smoldering

Look closer.

[twonabomber]

Sure, not his teeth?

or, even worse...his urine sample?

[Nitro Express]

Sure, not his teeth?

I'm wondering if Ed had his teeth fixed with implants or dentures. I have to have a titanium implant put in. I've had the bone graft and I will go back in December to have the implant put in and then another couple of months to have the fake tooth put on. The bone graft sucked big time. I would rather break an arm than go through that again. One tooth. I can't imagine having a bunch of them done. It would take forever too. I'm thinking now that Ed wears dentures.

[ZahZoo]

Look closer.

The old guy's vision is just fine... pay attention. There was multiple versions linked and updated...

[VAiN]

The old guy's vision is just fine... pay attention. There was multiple versions linked and updated...

Yes, your vision is fine - I update the image on a server and it updates the image here... so the first one posted in the thread will always be the most current version...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I'm wondering if Ed had his teeth fixed with implants or dentures.

Yeah, he obviously got caps, like Bette did...

[Starwood]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME...Ed will not release an album with the vocals that are recorded to date. If any of you have a magic bullet or opiate delivery device that will make Ed think Dave's vocals are good enough, please send them to Starwood. He'll make sure Ed's maid gets it.

The bottom line? Why don't you think you've heard a live DVD of the last tour? DAVES VOCALS SUCK. Starwood is aware of studio time that Dave did to re-do the vocal tracks (a la KISS Alive, etc.). Even those tracks were considered an abortion. Hear anything from Starks lately? No....he's under a non-disclosure (just like Starwood's source, but Starwood gets to fuck her).

This "album" may be good enough for you...but it ain't good enough for Ed and Al. And - until Dave gets a time machine or a witch doctor's voodoo cure - you will never hear Dave on another VH album. Ed's vision of new music is polished pop with obscure hooks and rythms. He wants Rob Thomas, Adam Levine, or Chris Martin.

Ed is too insecure, and even Al can't push him anymore. Plus - Janie has him by the balls and there is NO ONE on the planet that hates DAVE more than her.

Carry on Soldiers,

STARWOOOD

[VAiN]

Ed's vision of new music is polished pop with obscure hooks and rythms. He wants Rob Thomas, Adam Levine, or Chris Martin.

VAiN just threw-up in his mouth.

[DLR Bridge]

Plus - Janie has him by the balls and there is NO ONE on the planet that hates DAVE more than her.STARWOOOD

OK, am I to understand that the money Dave helped her then boyfriend rake in a few years back wasn't green enough? Why exactly would she have a beef with Dave?

[hambon4lif]

OK, am I to understand that the money Dave helped her then boyfriend rake in a few years back wasn't green enough? Why exactly would she have a beef with Dave?

I wouldn't take any of this as 'news'. He just has a false sense of superiority over the rest of us because he landed a gig as a crumb-chaser, waiting underneath the table for whatever scraps may fall from his old ladys plate. He doesn't know any more about it than you or I do.

His posts are nothing more than a display of his 'unique' sense of humor.

It's a toss.