Sam Finally Confirms the Rumor that He is not Reuniting with Van Halen

[hambon4lif]

The fat fuck aint shuttin' up:

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/sammy-hagar-claims-new-van-halen-record-is-all-old-stuff-20111121

The comments below are unanimous....and golden.

He's not exactly making any new friends....

That new Chickenfuck album must be flying off the goddamn shelves for him to sit around talking about Van Halen every-fucking-day.

[Nitro Express]

I just got done browsing the article comments and I was laughing. I guess Eddie shits sparks and is the best guitarist in the world when Sam is in the band and can't write a song when he isn't. I know for a fact that much of Fair Warning was written by Ed. He was laying the tracks down late at night with Don Landee running the equipment so he could get his way. Ed didn't go to shit until he hung around Sam for years.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

So tired of this fuckstick....

[Rikk]

This is reminding me of old times. The fat bastard just doesn't realize how...hateable he is.

[DLR Bridge]

What's also slippery about Sam is how kind enough he was to work Cherone into one of his live albums as an obvious fuck you to VH, then he runs around saying VHIII doesn't even count. Gary, a nice enough guy to say he's taking his VH fallling out to the grave, put forth a far more impressive effort on III than he'll ever get credit for because he certainly wasn't who anyone was expecting to hear. Sam even quotes shit Gary had mentioned to him about Ed in his book. Such a school girl.

[Roth & Roll]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[ThrillsNSpills]

It's inevitable they're going to ask. Aren't they? Hey, is this thing on? If they were to ask I'd say I'm busy with Chickenfoot.
bahahahahaha

[Hardrock69]

That fucking loser is so delusional.

Blows my mind. He musta done to much of that L D S back in the day.

[Hardrock69]

Gotta love the still image of that video. He looks like the bitter loser that he is.

[fryingdutchman]

"Sammy Hagar says Van Halen reunion is inevitable"????

Uhhh...it already happened Sammy. Back in 2007.

Van Hagar is NOT Van Halen.

The only other member who could fully validate a "reunion" is Michael Anthony.

[twonabomber]

that clip must have been from before Sham's Collection Of Lies came out.

[ZahZoo]

It's got to be from several months ago before that Australian festival gig imploded...

[Matt White]

Yup..."Old non-news"

Spammy is one greedy mo-gator......its aboot the MONEY nothing else.....NOBODY is going to see CHICKENSHIT....so he'd be happy drawing 5,000 people a night again with the sisters......................

He's right in One regard....maybe one day AL & SPeddie will wake up and go "WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE THINKING?!?" when it comes to slumming with Spammy all those years...............

[Heater]

The fat fuck is jealous. That is totally obvious. I bet Sam is almost to the point of spying on Van Halen dying to see what they are coming up with. He wants back in that band bad. He knows his stuff is shit and he's missing the big VH fame and pay. If Sam didn't care he wouldn't be saying anything or if he did he would wish them well. Because the fat fuck can't shut up shows he wants back in. He wants to be a part of it and that just might be a positive sign that VH has it back together and their stuff if good. We will see. It always makes me laugh that Sam has an obsessed mission to remind everyone he was in Van Halen. We are trying to forget Sam. Please stop reminding us.

you could substitute Dave's name for Sam's in this. It wasn't that many summers ago that ol' Dave was making the rounds, he was on The View even!!! talking about how VH should get back together. to anybody who would listen, the longer he was out, the more he went on about it. He was missing the fame and money, playing to 300 people in a 2000 seater is demoralizing, having a tour cancelled in the middle due to lack of interest is humiliating. God I hope they tour soon. All this place is about anymore is talking about how much you hate Hagar and how much you hate Ed the fuck up racist boozehoumd and his brother is a douche and bass player, god forbid you say his name. Dave stands alone, above all others, right? funny, he couldn't make it on his own any more. How are you going to be able to listen to new music if you have such disdain for 75% of the band? are you going to be able to go to the concerts and cheer when Eruption starts or when the piped in bass and vocals start? or are you going to save it for the silly hats, bouncy microphone and majorette baton twirling?

[DlocRoth]

you could substitute Dave's name for Sam's in this. It wasn't that many summers ago that ol' Dave was making the rounds, he was on The View even!!! talking about how VH should get back together. to anybody who would listen, the longer he was out, the more he went on about it. He was missing the fame and money, playing to 300 people in a 2000 seater is demoralizing, having a tour cancelled in the middle due to lack of interest is humiliating. God I hope they tour soon. All this place is about anymore is talking about how much you hate Hagar and how much you hate Ed the fuck up racist boozehoumd and his brother is a douche and bass player, god forbid you say his name. Dave stands alone, above all others, right? funny, he couldn't make it on his own any more. How are you going to be able to listen to new music if you have such disdain for 75% of the band? are you going to be able to go to the concerts and cheer when Eruption starts or when the piped in bass and vocals start? or are you going to save it for the silly hats, bouncy microphone and majorette baton twirling?

I'm sorry. Were you saying something?

Your posts are the equivalent of the bass solo at a concert. S'cuse me! Piss break!