I know I'll get reamed for this...but I ain't buying it. Ed could have played music with Wolfgang from now until he croaks. Ed, Al and Wolf could have put out 37 records between '98 and today, just with all the music Ed claims he recorded over the past 20 years. I am so sick and fucking tired of people minimizing Dave's contribution to this band. And that's what it comes down to. "If it wasn't for Wolfie, Dave wouldn't be in the band." I'm not minimizing Wolfie's influence on his dad, even though he couldn't get him to straighten the fuck up before his marriage dissolved and Ed's ex-wife published a self-serving, money-grabbing, tell-all book about how horrible life was with Ed. So what? She married a member of Van-Fucking-Halen - did she really NOT expect him to drink heavily, fuck around, and snort blow off of their wedding picture??
The bottom line is this - If Ed EVER wanted to play live as Van Halen again, or wanted to put out a record, especially after the last abomination that involved Slappy, he only had ONE choice. Dave, Dave, DAVE!!! Edward had to suck it up and get with the program. And I refuse to believe that Dave was sitting by the phone, waiting for the fucking call.
Amen, fuck me. The day I believe that Dave earned a gig and completely bought into the whole fucking thing, simply because Ed's kid said so...well, that's the day that I toss in my Roth Army shirt and set fucking fire to it. And now, the benediction
The bottom line is this - If Ed EVER wanted to play live as Van Halen again, or wanted to put out a record, especially after the last abomination that involved Slappy, he only had ONE choice. Dave, Dave, DAVE!!! Edward had to suck it up and get with the program. And I refuse to believe that Dave was sitting by the phone, waiting for the fucking call.
Amen, fuck me. The day I believe that Dave earned a gig and completely bought into the whole fucking thing, simply because Ed's kid said so...well, that's the day that I toss in my Roth Army shirt and set fucking fire to it. And now, the benediction

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