Van Halen's Babysitter

[BenJammin]

This kind of shit plays out every day in ordinary people's lives also. How many of you (after getting married) suddenly find the dynamics change with your long standing buddies?

I know... this can quickly be filed under the generalization of being "whipped", but despite all our ball swingin' bravado and 'bros before hos' rhetoric, it fucking happens and we end up having to make choices and it hardly ever works out trying to keep everyone under the same old comfortable 'let's all be friends' umbrella.

But yes, I'd say Valerie should burn in hell for those wasted years, but the flip-side is she calved out Wolfie who ended up balancing the force. Although it should have happened before they all got into their fifties.

[ELVIS]

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That's why you can't find a fucking job...

[hambon4lif]

Aw, are you still butthurt that I think you are a dumbfuck?

Probably not, dude.

In order for that to happen, I would have to actually give a shit about what you think.

Besides, you'd continue be a pompous, sanctimonious fucking prick regardless.

[ELVIS]

Just because Doc has ten times more brain activity than you, doesn't make him a prick...

[chefcraig]

That's why you can't find a fucking job...

OK, now that was funny. Some times, you'll just read something and it knocks you sideways for no apparent reason. And Christ knows, you appreciate it more on some days than others.

Thanks for making my day, King.

[ELVIS]

You're very welcome...

[fryingdutchman]

This kind of shit plays out every day in ordinary people's lives also. How many of you (after getting married) suddenly find the dynamics change with your long standing buddies?

I know... this can quickly be filed under the generalization of being "whipped", but despite all our ball swingin' bravado and 'bros before hos' rhetoric, it fucking happens and we end up having to make choices and it hardly ever works out trying to keep everyone under the same old comfortable 'let's all be friends' umbrella.

But yes, I'd say Valerie should burn in hell for those wasted years, but the flip-side is she calved out Wolfie who ended up balancing the force. Although it should have happened before they all got into their fifties.

You took the words right out of my keyboard....

You don't have to be famous to recognize the impact that the sudden appearance of a woman has on a "boy's club."

Most of the "Big Bad Bills" eventually become the "Sweet Williams"...and life goes on.

[fryingdutchman]

Just because Doc has ten times more brain activity than you, doesn't make him a prick...

It also probably means that Doc doesn't need your help in a flame war.

[ZahZoo]

Besides, you'd continue be a pompous, sanctimonious fucking prick regardless.

That was the persona Doc perfected during his reign of terror on the Pleasure Dome board...

[Satan]

But yes, I'd say Valerie should burn in hell for those wasted years

We would love to have her here.

[ELVIS]

It also probably means that Doc doesn't need your help in a flame war.

And it definitely means I don't need yours...

[fryingdutchman]

And it definitely means I don't need yours...

I didn't realize that I was helping you....

[hambon4lif]

Just because Doc has ten times more brain activity than you, doesn't make him a prick...

Just because he performs proctology exams on himself, it doesn't make him a 'Doc' either.

"ten percent more brain activity"? Really??
You're even more disabled than I thought. But at least you can count to 10, so if nothing else, you've got that going for ya'...

[ELVIS]

There's a bright side to everything...

[Vinnie Velvet]

Yo E!