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what donnie said! tell us your yokes.
and we all appreciate that english is not your primary language.
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Christ, at this stage of my life, I'd give my right nut to have "large groups of women aged 40 to 55, many of them practically bursting from their leather pants and 1982 Van Halen Hide Your Sheep Tour t-shirts" wanting to get their hands on my one remaining testicle. The greater the vintage, the sweeter the wine, kids.
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where i come from craig, 'bursting from' is a euphemism for... well, you know, chubby.
not in any way disparaging our ample framed brethren and sisteren.Comment
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When I think of hot older women this is the first one that comes to mind. I'd bang her until one of us died.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Not at all, as this tribute from the fine British group Spinal Tap firmly attests.
Big Bottom
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
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Big Bottom!! That's the ringtone on my phone. Love that damn song!!American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Poor kid... got to be rough being a rock star in an old-guys band...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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Yeah, I figured this was a parody when Wolf supposedly said "It would be one thing if they were, like, attractive, but none of them are even as hot as my mom"
I mean, I'd still do his mom, but it would be a little creepy for him to say she's hot.Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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man I love that lineTalk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'emgnaw on itComment
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