Wolfgang Van Halen sick of getting hit on by 45 year-olds
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what donnie said! tell us your yokes.
and we all appreciate that english is not your primary language.Comment
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Christ, at this stage of my life, I'd give my right nut to have "large groups of women aged 40 to 55, many of them practically bursting from their leather pants and 1982 Van Halen Hide Your Sheep Tour t-shirts" wanting to get their hands on my one remaining testicle. The greater the vintage, the sweeter the wine, kids.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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where i come from craig, 'bursting from' is a euphemism for... well, you know, chubby.
not in any way disparaging our ample framed brethren and sisteren.Comment
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Big Bottom
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
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Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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Yeah, I figured this was a parody when Wolf supposedly said "It would be one thing if they were, like, attractive, but none of them are even as hot as my mom"
I mean, I'd still do his mom, but it would be a little creepy for him to say she's hot.Eat Us And Smile
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