Wolfgang Van Halen sick of getting hit on by 45 year-olds

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576
    #31
    Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
    Why not in Main?

    I think this is hilarious...
    You're just in a good mood 'cause the brood is one lighter.

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13373
        #32
        Originally posted by ODShowtime
        man I love that line
        Fuck, that's three Big Bottom references on one page. I gotta do it...
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • Va Beach VH Fan
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Dec 2003
            • 17913
            #33
            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
            You're just in a good mood 'cause the brood is one lighter.

            Not yet bro, tomorrow.....
            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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              • motherchicken
                Registered User
                • Nov 2009
                • 1017
                #34
                Originally posted by FORD
                Yeah, I figured this was a parody when Wolf supposedly said "It would be one thing if they were, like, attractive, but none of them are even as hot as my mom"

                I mean, I'd still do his mom, but it would be a little creepy for him to say she's hot.
                As soon as I saw that line I thought how Freudian. That boys gonna be another Norman Bates.

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                  • flappo
                    Banned
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8223
                    #35
                    lucky little bastard

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                      • envy_me
                        Swedish Love Pump
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 7180
                        #36
                        Originally posted by motherchicken
                        As soon as I saw that line I thought how Freudian. That boys gonna be another Norman Bates.
                        When I read that line I thought "Bad taste in women too?". But after some thought I thought that of course he thinks Val is hot, he looks exactly the same...
                        The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                          • Angel
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7481
                            #37
                            Bite your tongue Angel, bite your tongue...

                            I knew right away it was a piece of comedy writing. Momshell doesn't wear her chaps to the show.
                            "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                              • ZahZoo
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 9171
                                #38
                                Good to see VH fans still know how to rodeo proper like...
                                "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                                  • BumBahDeeDah
                                    Head Fluffer
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 292
                                    #39
                                    "Barbara Linebach"?!!!!

                                    FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!

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