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    Sniper
    • Jan 2007
    • 926
    #376
    Originally posted by Angel
    What the hell is his heart made of? Cocaine and then Red Bull...how has he not had a heart attack?
    Well they were sugar free.
    sigpic" You ever notice when I scream I sound like Mr. Bill on acid" DLR

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678
        #377
        Originally posted by private parts
        Well they were sugar free.
        most of 'em
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • vandeleur
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Sep 2009
            • 9865
            #378
            He's probably not slept since the 80's
            fuck your fucking framing

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              • private parts
                Sniper
                • Jan 2007
                • 926
                #379
                And in 1982, some one had a lube addiction.....

                sigpic" You ever notice when I scream I sound like Mr. Bill on acid" DLR

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                  • ZahZoo
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8973
                    #380
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    Dave is in a bunny suite and wearing roller skates and you notice the dishwasher ..
                    Man we are a varied bunch
                    Sure there's the obvious... but in art as in life there's subtleties that one would miss if you didn't pay attention and take a closer look.
                    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798
                        #381
                        Originally posted by private parts
                        And in 1982, some one had a lube addiction.....

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                        Ed probably dumped it on his neck to make his action faster.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • private parts
                            Sniper
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 926
                            #382
                            Or used it on his knees to do power slides across the stage.
                            sigpic" You ever notice when I scream I sound like Mr. Bill on acid" DLR

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32798
                                #383
                                I once stayed at a hotel that gave the guests complimentary fruit baskets. I digging through the basket seeing what was in it and along with the fruit, cheese, and crackers was a big tube of KY Jelly. No shit. I'm like thinking where's the condoms?
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                  • private parts
                                    Sniper
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 926
                                    #384
                                    Probably left over from the VH tour!
                                    sigpic" You ever notice when I scream I sound like Mr. Bill on acid" DLR

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                                      • Va Beach VH Fan
                                        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 17913
                                        #385
                                        Episode 6: Tales From New Guinea

                                        In this episode your host, David Lee Roth, shares some stories and his video footage from his trip to New Guinea in October, 1984.

                                        Last edited by Va Beach VH Fan; 12-12-2012, 08:48 PM.
                                        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                                        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                                        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                                          • Va Beach VH Fan
                                            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 17913
                                            #386
                                            The timing of this is pure Dave....

                                            Think about it: October 1984 - Dave just left Van Halen.... So does he sulk about it? Fuck no, he goes to New Guinea....
                                            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                                            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                                            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                                              • Dave's PA Rental
                                                Full Member Status

                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 3756
                                                #387
                                                Holy shit this was the best one yet.
                                                Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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                                                  • Dave's PA Rental
                                                    Full Member Status

                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 3756
                                                    #388
                                                    Jungle Studs baby!
                                                    Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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                                                      • moose
                                                        Veteran
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 1987
                                                        #389
                                                        Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                                                        The timing of this is pure Dave....

                                                        Think about it: October 1984 - Dave just left Van Halen.... So does he sulk about it? Fuck no, he goes to New Guinea....
                                                        no he didnt sulk at all............the FUCKIN FANS DID and we suffered for 23 fuckin miserable fuckin years......

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                                                          • Baby's On Fire
                                                            Veteran
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 1747
                                                            #390
                                                            Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                                                            The timing of this is pure Dave....

                                                            Think about it: October 1984 - Dave just left Van Halen.... So does he sulk about it? Fuck no, he goes to New Guinea....

                                                            Dave quit VH on April 1, 1985.

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