Five Songs Where Van Halen, well, "sucked"

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  • vandeleur
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Sep 2009
    • 9865

    #16
    ive only heard 5150 all the way through , couldnt stomach it after that ... small blessings and all that
    Last edited by vandeleur; 12-22-2012, 12:01 PM.
    fuck your fucking framing

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    • Va Beach VH Fan
      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
      • Dec 2003
      • 17913

      #17
      Originally posted by fourthcoming
      Learn something new everyday......I never knew what the hell those lyrics were at that part of the song because the song is mixed so pathetically.
      Here ya go...
      Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

      "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

      "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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      • POJO_Risin
        Roth Army Caesar
        • Mar 2003
        • 40648

        #18
        Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
        Actually those are from Me Wise Magic....
        Gee VA...do you think I mixed up a fucking HAGAR song...with a fucking Roth song...

        c'mon man...

        Now you're going to make me root through the fucking Hagar catalogue to find what song it was?

        Not gonna do it...

        but those aren't the lyrics I'm talking about...

        Jesus Christ man...give me more credit than that...WTF...
        "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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        • Va Beach VH Fan
          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
          • Dec 2003
          • 17913

          #19
          Originally posted by POJO_Risin
          Gee VA...do you think I mixed up a fucking HAGAR song...with a fucking Roth song...

          c'mon man...

          Now you're going to make me root through the fucking Hagar catalogue to find what song it was?

          Not gonna do it...

          but those aren't the lyrics I'm talking about...

          Jesus Christ man...give me more credit than that...WTF...
          Maybe you're confusing it with "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time".....
          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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          • POJO_Risin
            Roth Army Caesar
            • Mar 2003
            • 40648

            #20
            Nope...maybe it was...if I were you and you were me?

            I'll google it in a second...
            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 59643

              #21
              Originally posted by POJO_Risin
              What's the song with the immortal I am you and you are me...lyrics?

              not even sure if those are the lyrics...lol...
              I am the Walrus?
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • POJO_Risin
                Roth Army Caesar
                • Mar 2003
                • 40648

                #22
                No ford...although...lol...

                that's probably where I got those words from...lol...I LOVE that song...
                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • Fairwrning
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11371

                  #23
                  Dancing in the street and Pretty woman should have been on that list instead..

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                  • POJO_Risin
                    Roth Army Caesar
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 40648

                    #24
                    Alright...this i what I typed in:

                    "If I were you and you were me van Halen"

                    and got the song: "Feelin' ?"

                    also beneath that link was a line for "Songs for Women..."

                    Which makes a lot of sense...
                    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                    • envy_me
                      Swedish Love Pump
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 7180

                      #25
                      In retrospect, the best thing about OU812 is that the album is so bad that the title is ironic. Dave didn't eat one...
                      The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                      • envy_me
                        Swedish Love Pump
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 7180

                        #26
                        Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                        Alright...this i what I typed in:

                        "If I were you and you were me van Halen"

                        and got the song: "Feelin' ?"

                        also beneath that link was a line for "Songs for Women..."

                        Which makes a lot of sense...

                        Maybe "songs by women" not for. Here you have one lady that would never listen to Hagar :-)
                        The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                        • FORD
                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 59643

                          #27
                          "Feelin" ??

                          well that figures.... I'd pretty much purged that abomination of a song from my mind. Probably the worst song on "Balance" though "Not Enough" is a close second. And the rest of the record isn't much better.
                          Eat Us And Smile

                          Cenk For America 2024!!

                          Justice Democrats


                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • POJO_Risin
                            Roth Army Caesar
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 40648

                            #28
                            Originally posted by FORD
                            "Feelin" ??

                            well that figures.... I'd pretty much purged that abomination of a song from my mind. Probably the worst song on "Balance" though "Not Enough" is a close second. And the rest of the record isn't much better.
                            I honestly don't remember that song off the top of my head. I'll youtube it in a second...

                            Is that the song that Hagar said was his "Stairway to Heaven?"
                            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                            • sadaist
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 11625

                              #29
                              Originally posted by envy_me
                              Push comes to shove is my absolute favorite song! Nick de Riso should stick to doing something he's good at.

                              Many of us here have it in our top 3 Envy. The solo in it to me is Eddies very best even eclipsing Eruption. This writer just doesn't understand, appreciate, or have an ear for blues/jazz. That song is so fucking good it can be on lists like this & no one cares.
                              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                              • sadaist
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 11625

                                #30
                                Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                                Alright...this i what I typed in:

                                "If I were you and you were me van Halen"

                                and got the song: "Feelin' ?"

                                also beneath that link was a line for "Songs for Women..."

                                Which makes a lot of sense...

                                I always kinda liked that line though.


                                "If I were you & you were me ...I wonder who I'd rather be"

                                Grass isn't always greener, everyones got their own problems, etc....

                                Now the only time will tell line is complete rubbish. And I don't use the word rubbish often.
                                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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