Five Songs Where Van Halen, well, "sucked"

[ThrillsNSpills]

He's a fan of all eras of the band so this would work better at the Links.

[envy_me]

And... enjoy...



Well!
She treat me like a personal Jesus
Got the hand...put it where its gonna heal ya
Got the finger...put it right there on the trigger
Well, pump it up, pump it up
Baby make it bigger

Well... Im Going crazy
Pumping it up, pumping it up
(ewww ohhh ya)
It's gonna heal ya

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melons)
Cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helpin')
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Lock the front ...Leave the back door open
Hot tub loosen up ...baby been soaking
Been tokin'...been sippin'
Slip slide slippin ... all got me tripping

Well... Im Going crazy
Keeping it up... pumping it up, pumping it up
Aint gonna kill ya

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Wake me up babe
Hold me up, wake me up... Gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up.

[GUITAR SOLO]

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Like them cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
Thats why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Spread some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'


Wake me up babe
Wake me up babe
Lift me up baby
Gotta get up, Gotta get up
black coffee first thing in the morningGotta get up

WOW!!! This is like Sex Farm but without the humor. Sammy is so shallow and vulgar (in a cheap and bad way)...

[DLR Bridge]

The opening line, I mean, good grief. Who or what does this asshole think he is?

[DLR Bridge]

WOW!!! This is like Sex Farm but without the humor. Sammy is so shallow and vulgar (in a cheap and bad way)...

There's being tongue in cheek in a way that works, and then there's Sammy. Seriously, Brett Michaels wrote better lyrics and Poison is sooooo bad.

Yeah, this guys list not only makes no sense, but it labels Push Comes To Shove as disco. Aaah, I could just see Travolta, cutting it up on the lit dance floor now to "does it seem cold in here to you?"

[envy_me]

The opening line, I mean, good grief. Who or what does this asshole think he is?

Really embaressing. There is no insult I can say that is worst then throwing these lyrics in his face.

[envy_me]

There's being tongue in cheek in a way that works, and then there's Sammy. Seriously, Brett Michaels wrote better lyrics and Poison is sooooo bad.

Yeah, this guys list not only makes no sense, but it labels Push Comes To Shove as disco. Aaah, I could see Travolta now, cutting it up on the lit floor now to "does it seem cold in here to you?"

Exactly! Dave can pull it off, cause he's got this tongue in cheek approach. But "I'm her personal Jesus"???

And PCTS is disco??? WTF? Is this guy hallucinating?

[WARF]

Is Up For Breakfast a real song?

It was also sponsored by McDonalds...

[envy_me]

It was also sponsored by McDonalds...

[FORD]

The closest that Van Halen ever got to disco was "Dancing In The Streets". Push Come to Shove isn't remotely disco.

[DLR Bridge]

The guy is so not a rock star.

Nope. He's a cotton headed ninny muggins.

Sorry, Elf playing in my house for the 7th time this year. Great flick.

[So this is love]

It was also sponsored by McDonalds...

Thats a good one Warf

[DavidLeeNatra]

okay...where is that fantastic video we had for "up for shitfest" here?

[DLR Bridge]

I always hated that Ed said in interviews that PCTS was, "Roth trying to cash in on the reggae thing" or what ever. Did Ed not come up with the tune first?

In any case. Sammy's a dick.

Harpoon IPA tonight folks. Forgive me if I go off the rails. Strong stuff.

[sadaist]

You know...it would be good...if it wasn't so fuckin' cliche'...

lol...

sorry...

it's just a Bette thing...he's the master of Cliche...

I totally agree about Sam. But just saying out of all the tripe he has sang, I kinda like that line. Maybe he got lucky. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

He can still fuck off though

[envy_me]

I always hated that Ed said in interviews that PCTS was, "Roth trying to cash in on the reggae thing" or what ever. Did Ed not come up with the tune first?

In any case. Sammy's a dick.

Harpoon IPA tonight folks. Forgive me if I go off the rails. Strong stuff.

He said that?? Ed is also a dick. He brought in that other dick...