Latest Bass Player Interview

[cadaverdog]

Facebook is great for family and personal friends, for just fucking around on the net I would much rather post on a message board. Just my personal preference but I doubt I am the only one that feels that way about it.

I agree. Plus anything you post on Facebook could come back and haunt you. I prefer to post stupidity anonymously.

[cadaverdog]

It was either my white teeth or a sock...

He took the first option! Uh huh uh huh

Jk sockfucker I love you mang!

Not in a homosexual way!!

No wait...

In a gay way too...

Let's go to Applebee's and grab a GILF....

It's happy hour dude!

I'll have to take a raincheck pal. I had to take my friends mom to the eye doctor and there was some fine looking jail bait in a short skirt showing off her white cotton panties. I grabbed a clean sock as soon as I got home and put it to good use. Maybe I'll meet you at AppleBees tommorow.

[Angel]

In your 30 years of attending University, how many days have you missed?

In my 4 years??? Not many.

[Angel]

I've acted like an asshole over the past year.

Really??? I never noticed...

[TFM_Dale]

I've acted like an asshole over the past year. I apologize to anyone I affected for my role in great Roth Army fiasco of 2013. I'm not saying I'm the only guilty party in that mess. I'm saying as a MAN that I accept any backlash for my role in playing part of this mess. I don't hold grudges against anyone. I'm just a die hard fan like anyone else here LoungeMachine included. The bottom line is this place is a landmark in the Van Halen community. It doesn't make a difference who the owner is of this place. It doesn't really make a difference if I get along with people either. I was just a frustrated Van Halen fan in May 2000 and Sarge opened the doors to this place. I respect this site for giving the fans a community to show homage to the only REAL Van Halen that ever mattered.

David Lee Roth.

=WARF=

Nice to hear you have respect for something at least.

[Angel]

Nice to hear you have respect for something at least.

I'm still womderin when the hell he became a MAN???

[ZahZoo]

I'm still womderin when the hell he became a MAN???

Claims his balls finally dropped last weekend... we'll have to go on faith.

[DONNIEP]

I give it three days until another Warfmageddon! I know the guy too well.

[vandeleur]

I give it 3 beers

[Nitro Express]

I've acted like an asshole over the past year. I apologize to anyone I affected for my role in great Roth Army fiasco of 2013. I'm not saying I'm the only guilty party in that mess. I'm saying as a MAN that I accept any backlash for my role in playing part of this mess. I don't hold grudges against anyone. I'm just a die hard fan like anyone else here LoungeMachine included. The bottom line is this place is a landmark in the Van Halen community. It doesn't make a difference who the owner is of this place. It doesn't really make a difference if I get along with people either. I was just a frustrated Van Halen fan in May 2000 and Sarge opened the doors to this place. I respect this site for giving the fans a community to show homage to the only REAL Van Halen that ever mattered.

David Lee Roth.

=WARF=

I like you better when you are an asshole.

[Nitro Express]

DONNIEP,

Quit lying asshole! I don't have two friends. I have three friends... I blew Uncle Manny to get that close to the stage....

If I knew you were going to be there I would have arranged to have you and some associates disappear Wolfie so we could get Mike back in the band. I hear some rich fucks want to colonize Mars. Hey. We could give Wolfie a one way trip. Mission Accomplished!

Then we would have to work on getting Eddie and Dave unfucked. No cattle dogs. No toys dogs. No wrestling masks. No faggy shoes. I appreciate Jani for getting Ed sober and healthy again but girl, you've fagged your man up too much. Now he's pulling Dave down with him. We gotta fix this shit!

[WARF]

I give it three days until another Warfmageddon! I know the guy too well.

Yeah, but are you gettin' it? - Warfmageddon it!
Ooh, really gettin' it? - Yes, Warfmaggedon it!

[WARF]

I like you better when you are an asshole.

Then start a fight with me they love the extra traffic. LOL

[TFM_Dale]

Yeah, but are you gettin' it? - Warfmageddon it!
Ooh, really gettin' it? - Yes, Warfmaggedon it!

We know you are most certainly high but we don't buy for a second you are dry!

[Nitro Express]

At least Warf doesn't break the floor when he's does one of his song and dance routines.