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[DONNIEP]

there was a topic?

Yes, Dave's hair. Or lack thereof. It's the only topic that's never been discussed before in the history of the interwebz. Never.

[ZahZoo]

Dave's hair plugs ain't worth a plugged nickel...

Actually there has been some studies done where people who were quite talented with hunting, tracking and general skills used in the outdoors all of a sudden lost a lot of their natural talent when their hair was cut short. It was determined that subtle air movements and motion perception was directly effected because it was tied to nerve impulses within the scalp... hair being a receptor.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Dave's hair plugs ain't worth a plugged nickel...

Actually there has been some studies done where people who were quite talented with hunting, tracking and general skills used in the outdoors all of a sudden lost a lot of their natural talent when their hair was cut short. It was determined that subtle air movements and motion perception was directly effected because it was tied to nerve impulses within the scalp... hair being a receptor.

that went right over my head

[Zing!]

DLR net worth

Are you suggesting the length of Dave's hair and his ability or lack thereof to grow it is directly tied to his fortunes, dwindling in the balding years, surging in the post-plug years?

[DONNIEP]

Are you suggesting the length of Dave's hair and his ability or lack thereof to grow it is directly tied to his fortunes, dwindling in the balding years, surging in the post-plug years?

That's exactly what I'm suggesting! And the evidence supports it. Just look at the shots of him from his recent interviews - his forehead looks like a melon! And as his hairline recedes his vocal ability diminishes right along with it. All you have to do is listen to the Japan shows. The proof is right there!

[ZahZoo]

that went right over my head

You're not follically challenged are ya?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You're not follically challenged are ya?

oh yes

[Nickdfresh]

Fucking hair thread phaggots! can't you finger your own assholes at home?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

yes...

[DONNIEP]

Fucking hair thread phaggots! can't you finger your own assholes at home?

Where else would one finger one's asshole?

[Von Halen]

can't you finger your own assholes at home?

Guy on Stern the other day said if you are getting pulled over for drunk driving, you should finger your asshole so when they make you do the finger to nose test, you can pass!

[ZahZoo]

Fucking hair thread phaggots! can't you finger your own assholes at home?

Shouldn't you be somewhere else discussing fucking shoes and perfume..?

[Nickdfresh]

Shouldn't you be somewhere else discussing fucking shoes and perfume..?

Are those the Dave threads at your failed site, old man? No thanks...

[ZahZoo]

Are those the Dave threads at your failed site, old man? No thanks...

No, I was referring to your fuffy, ladies boutique threads where you and the Little Meathead Princess™ have set up shop and are playing house in Bob's back yard...

[Nickdfresh]

No, I was referring to your fuffy, ladies boutique threads where you and the Little Meathead Princess™ have set up shop and are playing house in Bob's back yard...

Not really sure what you mean, old chap. Apparently, you've done more reading there than I have. But at least it keeps you from discussing the best Sammy Hagar era live ass-shot at Brett's place, dust farter.

We can always start a thread for you. Like best incontinence adult diaper?..