Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[FORD]

Found it!

Though, unfortunately, like a lot of the old Links threads, the posts are out of order since the site got zapped

And for the historical context, it must be remembered that this was posted in March of 2002, when we all thought the idea of a Dave & Sammy tour was highly unlikely....

And now.... Billy Joel's tribute to Eddymon:

What's the matter with the shit I'm talkin?
Don't ya know it's a fuckin lie?
Spreadin lots of rumors ' bout Van Halen
and that new lead singer guy...

Have you heard the one about Dave & Sammy?
Cherone's the opening act and they're playing in Miami

Everybody's talkin bout the new hot rumor
but it's still Eddymon to me....

[MAX]

Originally posted by WARF
I forgot his name, but I saw the TAG!
He was dissin' you in the non forum about the ou812max thing.
He even started a thread.

Oh, that's just "Sammy Who???" He's my own and personal Kathy Bates of internet land.

Pay that worthless cunt no mind or PLEAAAASE drive "him" the fuck off the site.

He wants my cock, so "he's" seen my pic or something cos "he's" cuntpletely obsessed with where, when and what I post.

Beats me? :confused: :eek:

[MAX]

FUCKIN' STELLAR shit there Ford!!!!

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

That shit was hilarious.

Thanks!!!

I loved that entire period when Cheddymon got bagged. DIF's thread was PRICELESS!!!

Anyhoo...

Hearing "She's Always a Woman" on the radio the other day inspired me to ask.

Warf had a ton of classic songs as well. Also, now that Loons tis' bustin' out some originals, me thinks it's time for EUAS to redo some Holiday Classics yet again...

Fuck, the talent is already heeya and I say we use it!!!

Deck the Halls with Spam's Cheddar Balls...


Fa - La - La - La - la - la - La - La - LA - La - la - la........

On the first day of Cheddarness the sheep gave to me... A jizzed on copy copy of Fifty One FIF----TEEEEEE.....

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Happy Birthday, rbw

belated thx babe..
hubba hubba..

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by redfire
Rb&w, I'll be gone to Virginia next week, but you should email my brother. That's about the only way to get a hold of him anymore.

Ah hell, i almost ran out of gas in rush hour in okie city..
LMFAO what an idiot, i tried to stretch the new vehicle out & made the
station in fumes..fun ride,
The Southwest IS incredible..

EUAS ROX BABY!!!

[MAX]

Just found out it's Loons' Birthday!!!

Let's give him props EUAS style...

Happy Birthday Your Mighty Loonsness.

Shizzle her dizzle Loons. She wants to tug your twelve string.... Sho Nuff...

[WARF]

Happy 101st Birthday loons

[Loons The Great]

Well, thank ya'll very much nah.

Great God Almighty...Brooke Burns will make a rich man shuffle and a poor man wanna deal...

[redblkwht]

Happy B-day loons, hope all is well & you got more tittie in your face
than you can handle

[Loons The Great]

Awwww FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
It's Eat 'Em and Smile time again, ya'll!!!!!

That's what I'm motherfuckin' talkin' 'bout nah yez yez YEZ!!!!!

Yallah!!!

Ooongowwhha
Ooongowwhha
EUAS got the POWAH!!!!!!

YEAH NAH
WHOOOOOO
HOOOOOOO


AHOOOOO
HOOOOOO
HOOOOOO

[WARF]

yez yez yez all reeeeeeeeeet!!!!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Awwww FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
It's Eat 'Em and Smile time again, ya'll!!!!!

That's what I'm motherfuckin' talkin' 'bout nah yez yez YEZ!!!!!

Yallah!!!

Ooongowwhha
Ooongowwhha
EUAS got the POWAH!!!!!!

YEAH NAH
WHOOOOOO
HOOOOOOO


AHOOOOO
HOOOOOO
HOOOOOO

you're 102 this year, right?

don't look a day over 99...


Grandpa takes a drink of wine
And tells it like it was
Tells me all he wants to do
Is what everybody does
Say he'd give the world
For a little girl
Just to help him lose
Those happy birthday blues

...gotta pay your dues....sho nuff

happy birthday, loons

[POJO_Risin]

I sat next to Flair at opening night at a Carolina Hurricanes game a few years back...when they played the Rangers.

I can't imagine what his life is like walking down the street...

no shit...every five freakin seconds...someone was doing the "WoOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Drove me nuts...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Remember when we went to the Canes game and they brought him out on the ice ??

The guy stayed out there for like 10 minutes....

After about 5 seconds, I thought to myself, "enough already"....

I guess the wrastling bubbas would've enjoyed it more....

[MAX]

BUMP

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