Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[WARF]

Basically me and pojo decided to either get the evolution started with EUAS or get involved with the Rothie Awards.

But somehow my categories didn't meet the boards expectations.

BEST PAIR OF UNDERWEAR
BEST CEREAL EATEN BY AN ARMY MEMBER
FAVORITE EPISODE OF "GOOD TIMES"
Best word used in a thread
Favorite letter of the alphabet used in a post

And my personal favorite...

The best sentence used in a thread.

[Golden AWe]

I wasn't Golden AWe back then...I was goldenawe...uhuhuhuhuh

[Golden AWe]

I remember posting my report about the 1998 Van Cherone and Roth 1999 concert in Rantarock back then...but my english wasn't as good them...Sarge didn't publish all the quotes and I did notice later that some of the quotes were totally fucked up...uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

[POJO_Risin]

And of course...

Most Dimpled Ass

Best Poster with 3 nuts

but when Penix e-mailed us claiming victory in both categories...

we decided against it...

[POJO_Risin]

I've already gotten a couple of PM's with people asking to join...

I say this...

we come to you...

you don't come to us...

unless you are a chick...

and you show us your tits...

then you get an automatic bid...

well...

if they are worth looking at...and not hanging down to your knees...

sorry WARF...I know you like that shit...

[Golden AWe]

My tits are hairy but firm.

My cup size is A117.

[WARF]

I like a pair of titties, that look like two burgers falling off the george foreman grill!!!

LOL

Did you seriously get two PM's Already?

[Golden AWe]

this is a good pair.

[POJO_Risin]

Those are a great pair...

I've never wanted to be thumbs before...

yeah WARF...

one female...

one supposed male...lmfao...

[slim magilicuti]

Favorite episode of good times: definately when the blind guy tried to sell Micheal the encyclopedias....and then he acted like he was calling his boss to get them out of the contract.....and then Florida caught him with his hand on the hanger-upper....and then Florida pretended to call the police but he couldn't see that she was faking it because he was blind....and then he tore up the contract....and then he realized that their phones had been disconnected anyway! Great All-American Entertainment.....classic, quality stuff!

[MAX]

"EVOLUTION"

Sounds epic.

[Loons The Great]

Some no bizness born rat soup eatin' motherfucker posted this:

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/showthread.php?t=29486

So Ize posted this a here, improved that nonsense:

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/showthread.php?t=29487

[WARF]

Where the fuck is conmee?
Fuck it... i'm gonna steal his shit!
Listen up you DEEP FRIED BOLOGNA ROLLS!!!
Eat Us And Smile is back in motherfucking business... and yes... I mean fucking business... this isn't a false alarm like the other 457 times I said we are back in motherfucking business!!!
There is gonna be a huge fucking announcement coming soon, and for those who are hearing impaired... stick your fucking left and right pinky fingers.... way up both EAR LOBES!!!

CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!!!

EAT US AND SMILE IS FUCKING BACK BITCHES!!!

For those of you fucking newbies, who don't have a fucking clue what this little acronym "EUAS" means in our fucking signature... it appears that maybe this reunion has been put off a little too fucking long!!!!

Zahzoo... grab a bucket of popcorn and a bottle of ky jelly.
Cuz your about to become a fucking spectator again!!!
For the second time...
So Sit way up high in the balcony, like those two old ass fucking muppets... and watch and listen as we take over the fucking world again!!!!

Now who the fuck are we admitting into THIS EVOLUTION?!?!?

Who are the new fucking members!?!?!?!

[Anonymous]

Evolution? Now where have I heard that before?



Cheers! :bottle:

[WARF]

You know Pussylicker... your wearin' Triple H avatar... and you might be one step closer to becoming apart of the ELITE.