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Who's "Jeanette?" 
Is she the mom?
Is she the mom?
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Jeanette's apparantly the friggin cheerleader over there
the moms got some kind of fucked up screen name“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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"Cheerleader" at Brett's?Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Jeanette's apparantly the friggin cheerleader over there
the moms got some kind of fucked up screen name
She sounds dispicable.
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WARF...Michael Jackson is on a different planet...
Any parent that posts pictures of their kids on a fucking internet message board...shouldn't be parents...let alone parents that dress up their little girls as Sammy Hagar...now we've entered the fucking twilight zone...
By the way...here are my kids dressed up as Bette Hagar...
Here's CrowJo, DoughJo, LowJoe and NoJo...my children...and they just adore Sammy...and McDonalds...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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So Poj,
Are you trying to tell us that you bare a striking resemblance to Carrot Top?EAT US AND SMILE!!!!Comment
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I AM carrottop"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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That Crowjo is sportin' some mad shades.
You must be very proud.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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They like Hagar...I'm not proud at all...
I've given them all up for adoption...
luckily...they've found a new dad...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Jesus..Comment
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Pojo, how in the world did you maintain your cool and your buzz throughout that story?? I would have made Marshall Faulk moves to the bar and started downin' shots of Jack Daniels...Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Attention Soldiers...
Rustoffa said it best...
that is disturbing...
I was at a bar...about 7 years ago...maybe 8...
smashed off my ass...
(it amazes me how many stories start with that thread)...
anyways...I was shooting darts...and I put in the whole VH1 and Fair Wrning CD's in the Juke...and was about halfway through...when this guy comes up to our table...and says...
"are you the one that put this Van Halen in?"
I said yeah...
he says...
"Hey, I'm a Van Halen fan too. I asked nearly everyone in the bar to find out who put these in..."
Now at that point...I was moderately alarmed...he didn't look fucked in the head...but you never know...
Then he asks the inevitable question...
"Hagar or Roth?"
"Roth..." I said..."Hagar owes his career to Roth..."
His voice got extremely high pitched...
"NO WAY! Hagar was way bigger than Roth BEFORE he joined Van Halen, and now, he's up there with Plant and Mercury..."
Many things ran through my head at this point...kill him...run...but he beat me to the punch...
"I named my kid after him..." he said to me in all seriousness...
"You named him Sam?"
"Uh, no, it's a girl..."
"Oh...Samantha then...that's not so bad..."
"Uh, no...Kama..."
I just smiled...and said okay...figuring Kama was some kind of faggot Hagar code word for his gut...
Later find out it's Hagar's kids name...
I mean seriously people...
Kama?
fucking Kama?
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Sam looks like he lost a little weight :DOriginally posted by POJO_Risin
They like Hagar...I'm not proud at all...
I've given them all up for adoption...
luckily...they've found a new dad...
the kids will fit right in with the Hagar family
they'll all be supersized in no time“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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ATTACK!
ATTACK!
UNDALAY!
UNDALAY!
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You are sooo classy Warf.Just go for it!Comment
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What's up Blues Clues? :DComment
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for some reason I have a craving for the hot side hot and cool side cool
The Fridge?Eat Us and Smile!
Alright!!! Lemme' se yo hands!!Comment
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